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[Black Wrath]

He's like a fucking juggernaut of posting fury! THERE'S NO STOPING HIM!!...oh wait, haha, yeah there is. Don't make me abuse the power that I so long ago should have been relieved of, halfie!

VACC

What power?... Oh fuck, yeah you should've been relieved of your ability to impregnate yourself ages ago...

[Formerly Sane]

He's like a fucking juggernaut of posting fury! THERE'S NO STOPING HIM!!...oh wait, haha, yeah there is. Don't make me abuse the power that I so long ago should have been relieved of, halfie!

VACC

What power?... Oh fuck, yeah you should've been relieved of your ability to impregnate yourself ages ago...

Yes!!! Finally he'll need me again!

[Half Newb Half Nerfer]

ZATZAi, do you mean i'll need you again?

[CustomSnake202]

Hey, 1/2 crap 1/2 son of a motherless goat, just shut the hell up. You know everything you say is crap, doesn't mean anything, and no one likes you. I know this has been brought up, but I would like to give you a visual...


And like Cx said, go somewhere else, heck, make your own forum. Or, maybe this is too crazy but, post something that actually means something.

[Formerly Sane]

1/2, First of all I'm not ZATZAi. We have the same avatar. Second of all, we weren't talking about you, we were talking about screwing VACC. Third of all, listen to what everyone is telling you, and stop posting so much. Don't you have a life? If so, then get off the internet and go do something with it. As long as it doesn't mean VACC.

[VACC]

What power?... Oh fuck, yeah you should've been relieved of your ability to impregnate yourself ages ago...

I see...

[THIRST]

Guys, fucking lay off 1/2...Your only egging him on, besides, no one likes a douche. Hes already been dissed too much, you guys stop punishing the poor kid...If you had read other posts, he has a life, but he's home schooled. He's just a bit excited ok?

To 1/2: Keep your posts low for the enxt couple of days till these fucktards wear off, and even then, only post intelligently.

THIRST

This topic is way off topic.

[Death]

I keep hoping that any second now, Halfie's gonna reveal himself to be Goo and this just adds up to one more o' his lame pretending-to-be-someone-else gags, like that time he pretended to be a chick on the Nerflist...

...then I remember that people of Halfie's caliber really DO exist in this world, and I weep for our future.

[Grinch]

I've been checking out NerfCenter for a long time, and I've memorized all of the URLs and hyperlinks. Yes, it is sad.

So...I still happen to know the directory that Andy uses to keep all the reviews in.

Have fun!

~Grinchy~

NerfCenter Reviews

[Half Newb Half Nerfer]

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH GRINCH!

[Grinch]

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH GRINCH!

Uh, no problem, but you really don't have to type in all caps.

[Langley]

::rightclick>save,
rightclick>save,
rightclick>save,
rightclick>save,
rightclick>save,
rightclick>save...::

[Half Newb Half Nerfer]

Langley, what does that mean?

[Langley]

It means you're a fucktard.

Right click on the link to a web page and then click save target.

[vuko44]

Fucktard is the best word I heard all week. Nice.

[One Man Clan]

vuko you need to get out more and broaden your horizons, man. There are plenty more profanities and funny terms. Just use your imagination. My current favorite is Penis-Whistle.

[leftnut]

It means you're a fucktard.

Right click on the link to a web page and then click save target.

I'm surprised you didn't use wang, you seem to like that one a lot.

[Black Wrath]

vuko you need to get out more and broaden your horizons, man. There are plenty more profanities and funny terms. Just use your imagination. My current favorite is Penis-Whistle.

It brings endless hours of fun to take your mind of of things when you put a sexual organ and an other body part together. Use aliases for the sexual organs like cock, and wang, and then put it with something like elbow, or brow.

Cockbrow, Wangelbow.

Yeah, use your imagination, there are better words than fucktard.

Like my favourite today, made by me: Shitflinging-Fuckslap-Cockpirate.

[Ice Nine]

My personal favorites are cock mongrol, condom chewer, and asshat.
All used for the sake of three fucktards at school.

[Spectre2689]

Wang-whistle, foreskin-fiddle, and testicle tambourine are my top 3. My theme for next week? Sexual organs and stationery items.

[Black Wrath]

My personal favorites are cock mongrol, condom chewer, and asshat.
All used for the sake of three fucktards at school.

Funny how I've heard all of those words. It's weird how things get around. Don't mind Spectre, we decided on musical instraments this week. However, I'm going garden tools now...

Sackshovel. Scrotum-Clippers. Shitcalipers. Clitremover. Cockmower.

And... for a change, and animal... Gouchpouch.

Asshat is an amazing word, I've only seen used by Cx, god it's a great word. Suttle, and surprisingly forceful.

[One Man Clan]

O jesus tap-dancing christ, what have i done............

[SnakeJoe]

Yeaa the secrets are out (last phrase dripping with dreary sarcasm)

My favorities are the ones like asshat and cumrag, good stuff.

and my favority comebacks to that are "go diddle a dog" or " go eat a bowl of dick"
usually enough to send them away in disgust.

[cxwq]

O jesus tap-dancing christ, what have i done............

Asshat.

[Spectre2689]

and my favority comebacks to that are "go diddle a dog" or " go eat a bowl of dick"
usually enough to send them away in disgust.

Really? My favourite comebacks are "I just laughed so hard that my cat vomitted on the floor." or "I just farted so loudly that my cat flew out the window." It usually sends them into a fit of laughter, enough for me to beat them over the head with the nearest available blunt object.