March Meltdown
#76
Posted 02 March 2009 - 02:55 AM
Okay, so just a quick clarification. A pistol is a side arm. It has to be about the size of the pistol. It has to shoot about the same as a nite finder or lock and load. At these wars we're not going to allow anyone to use any gun that will given them any advantage at all. You'll have to just play on a level playing field. If you have any questions about this, think really hard about whether you actually really need to ask it. I mean, do you really not know what a pistol is.
Also, if there is any question about whether a gun will be legal or not, just use something else please. Don't try to make a case for it. I'm done hearing about your hell cannon with 90 valves and dvd player integrated into it, but the pump is plugged. If there is any question, the answer is no. Stop trying to bend the rules.
So yeah, this is supposed to be a relaxing day. So if you have any bad blood you want to work out at the war, or if this is going to be your war where you beat everyone and finally get the recognition you deserve....don't come. Seriously, cause it's not fun to play with people like that. So just take a chill, breath and remember...You're a nerd playing with childrens toys.
Talio.
#77
Posted 02 March 2009 - 06:20 PM
So yeah, this is supposed to be a relaxing day. So if you have any bad blood you want to work out at the war, or if this is going to be your war where you beat everyone and finally get the recognition you deserve....don't come. Seriously, cause it's not fun to play with people like that. So just take a chill, breath and remember...You're a nerd playing with childrens toys.
Talio.
I can't underline the above passage enough. We are all gonna be there to have a good time. This is supposed to be fun. So if you lose a round, or aren't doing as well as you'd like, chill out and try something new. If the organizer at any time asks you to do something you weren't anticipating (nerf related, don't take you pants off in front of Talio no matter what he says) just go along with it as we're just trying to make it more enjoyable for everyone involved. I think I speak for Talio when I say that arguing hits, rules, or anything else will not be tolerated.
Oh, and don't steal my fucking darts or I will rip out your trachea with my teeth.
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#78
Posted 02 March 2009 - 09:41 PM
So yeah, this is supposed to be a relaxing day. So if you have any bad blood you want to work out at the war, or if this is going to be your war where you beat everyone and finally get the recognition you deserve....don't come. Seriously, cause it's not fun to play with people like that.
Okay, sure, but that doesn't change the fact that the LGLF are totally kicking some Magnificent Horsemen ass on Saturday. Just saying.
You can poop in my toilet anytime champ.
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#79
Posted 02 March 2009 - 11:20 PM
Okay, sure, but that doesn't change the fact that the LGLF are totally kicking some Magnificent Horsemen ass on Saturday. Just saying.
I just finished making about 150 darts for Saturday. See you chumps there.
I know this isn't supposed to be a bloodbath, but...I haven't made my own darts in about 3 years. If anyone steals my darts...I will probably diddle your soul and use your children's bones as drumsticks. Then, I will bang upon the Drums of Sorrow and play a song that ends the world.
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#80
Posted 03 March 2009 - 11:45 AM
In anticipation of this, I vinyl dyed the felt tips of mine tan.If anyone steals my darts...I will probably rape your soul and use your children's bones as drumsticks. Then, I will bang upon the Drums of Sorrow and play a song that ends the world.
Edited by CaptainSlug, 03 March 2009 - 11:45 AM.
#81
Posted 03 March 2009 - 03:45 PM
Talio.
#82
Posted 03 March 2009 - 05:48 PM
Okay, sure, but that doesn't change the fact that the LGLF are totally kicking some Magnificent Horsemen ass on Saturday. Just saying.
So like, you split and Jackson vs whichever 3 of us are out of ammo at the moment? I'm jut trying to figure out what situation you're envisioning where this will be possible.
#83
Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:13 PM
Okay, sure, but that doesn't change the fact that the LGLF are totally kicking some Magnificent Horsemen ass on Saturday. Just saying.
So like, you split and Jackson vs whichever 3 of us are out of ammo at the moment? I'm jut trying to figure out what situation you're envisioning where this will be possible.
I don't mean to butt in to the feather rustling... But is it a real problem for you guys to lose darts at wars? I mean, I do my best at manufacturing them, but I always figured they were expendable. Not that I would leave any laying around, but I'm not pissed if I come up a few short. You east-coasters seem rather attached to them.
Edited by Draconis, 03 March 2009 - 06:16 PM.
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#84
Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:19 PM
#85
Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:43 PM
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#86
Posted 03 March 2009 - 09:41 PM
So here's the question. Lets say there's a catastrophic weather event on Saturday, who's completely out?
Talio.
#87
Posted 03 March 2009 - 10:09 PM
So here's the question. Lets say there's a catastrophic weather event on Saturday, who's completely out?
If there is a catastrophic weather event on Saturday, I would actually be able to come the next weekend.
#88
Posted 03 March 2009 - 10:12 PM
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#89
Posted 03 March 2009 - 11:06 PM
I don't mean to butt in to the feather rustling... But is it a real problem for you guys to lose darts at wars? I mean, I do my best at manufacturing them, but I always figured they were expendable. Not that I would leave any laying around, but I'm not pissed if I come up a few short. You east-coasters seem rather attached to them.
You quoted Phil and I talking shit about a war you're not going to be in the same time zone as....it really had nothing to do with darts. Honestly, I'm quite baffled. We've been doing this nerf thing for a very long time, you can relax.
As for the weather; if the war were to be called off for this weekend I'd be extremely questionable for next weekend. Just bring your shit kicking boots and man up. Unless it is torrential, nerf can be had on Saturday.
#90
Posted 04 March 2009 - 12:04 AM
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#91
Posted 04 March 2009 - 01:07 AM
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#92
Posted 04 March 2009 - 01:13 AM
#93
Posted 04 March 2009 - 01:19 AM
The weather for the area states that it will be partly cloudy with a high of 58 degrees. That 10% chance of precipitation is there because of the chance of rain occuring on both Friday and Sunday. Now, the weather predictions could shift between now and Saturday, and it usually shifts on the sooner side (Sunday's forecast becomes Saturday's), but it usually is a good chance that what we see here is what it will be. Any forceasts more than 5 days out will shift.
The only time you see 0% is during a drought, so relax and prepare to get your Nerf on this weekend.
Edited by badger, 04 March 2009 - 01:20 AM.
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#94
Posted 04 March 2009 - 01:27 AM
Just shows that this thing is expected to be too good to miss!
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#95
Posted 04 March 2009 - 11:04 AM
That's Evil, myself, TIS, and DS under one fucking umbrella during last Apoc's downpour. Subsequently, that's also probably the gayest picture of us in existence. Point being, concerned for precipitation, I am not. Neither should any of you. Let's give Talio some room to think and let him make a decision when the time comes, savvy?
-Groove
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#96
Posted 04 March 2009 - 03:42 PM
#97
Posted 04 March 2009 - 05:04 PM
You damn straight I do, that's me in that picture on the left, 5 minutes before I poured water out of my crossbow. Everyone wish they had remembered an umbrella that day. If people are concerned for this weekend, they won't forget one!Does anyone remember the infamous umbrella encounter during last Apoc?
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#98
Posted 04 March 2009 - 05:10 PM
Okay, sure, but that doesn't change the fact that the LGLF are totally kicking some Magnificent Horsemen ass on Saturday. Just saying.
So like, you split and Jackson vs whichever 3 of us are out of ammo at the moment? I'm jut trying to figure out what situation you're envisioning where this will be possible.
What? Seriously? Jackson could take down any three of you with his right arm behind his back using an Arrowstorm.
Edited by Langley, 04 March 2009 - 05:10 PM.
You can poop in my toilet anytime champ.
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#99
Posted 04 March 2009 - 05:57 PM
Okay, sure, but that doesn't change the fact that the LGLF are totally kicking some Magnificent Horsemen ass on Saturday. Just saying.
So like, you split and Jackson vs whichever 3 of us are out of ammo at the moment? I'm jut trying to figure out what situation you're envisioning where this will be possible.
What? Seriously? Jackson could take down any three of you with his right arm behind his back using an Arrowstorm.
Yes, seriously. We're not talking about passing out after 3 beers, so your team's distinctive advantage kinda evaporates.
#100
Posted 04 March 2009 - 05:59 PM
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