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[Chrysophylax]

My name's John, and I like Tolkien/The Lord of the Rings in a sexual fetish sort of way.

[blink 182]

hey my name is anthony but you can call me salt(long story) i like playing drums,skateboarding,snowboarding and i enjoy watching others suffer







oh yea the last part ...yea i lied that would be kinda creepy lolol well the war sounds good hopefully i can come im going to ask when my parents are in a good mood(maby some crack would help that) but mostlikley i can come



later days oh im 14

[Ironman]

The only place in Canada I'v been is Ontario.

[Half Newb Half Nerfer]

I'm not coming. My dad does'nt want me 2 go cuz he has 2 drive me. I thought this would b my first nerf war ever, I geuss that day will have 2 wait. Anyway, hopefully we can have a big war together this summer at a park. (I got sum good 1's close 2 my house) Please telll me wut u guys think bout dat. C U!

[Black Wrath]

The only place in Canada I'v been is Ontario.

Which happens to be where we are. Quite near the US-Canada border.

What was your business here anyway? Relatives?

Anyways, that's cool.

Now, me and Mike are getting together today, and we will write-up a FULL report on how this war will work. Taking key information from this thread, and sprinkling new ideas into it, it will be like a newsletter that we will e-mail to all who are coming... bringing me to my next point.

What's the head count? List all of your friends, and we will need e-mails soon so we can send out the stuff. Carpool with your friends too.

That is all.

[Spectre2689]

Yeah, building what on he said. I need the e-mail address of EVERYBODY that's coming. Nazgul I have yours, I still need your friends or brothers or whatever. EVERYONE ELSE, get me your e-mail address ASAP!

We will be writing a full report, and making copies, so if anyone needs one, just ask. We may also raise public awareness, so that it's completely safe. Example, going to the local police station and letting them know that a bunch of kids with nerf guns are going around in a park shooting each other. We might also phone the local newspaper, and see if they want to do an article or something, to raise public awareness on two fronts:
- So nobody calls the cops
- Maybe get a few more people

I talked to my mom about this last night, she said she would try to get maps for wherever you're coming from. Let me know.

[Nazgul Lord]

Well im only bringing my neighbour so u dont need to send him the email ill just print off a copy for him or send it to him myself once I get it.

And were carpooling

Edited by Nazgul_Lord, 06 February 2004 - 04:38 PM.

[blink 182]

this war sounds crazy... i just asked my parents if i can go and they said yes!!! plus they know exactly where your town is(my dad use to work there) i might bring a friend from school be hes cheep and does not have an email but no worries i will print one off for him and he will car pool with me. my parents want to chech every 1 out though to see whats going on but other wise all sounds good. i am prob goin to pick up an air3k because that what only seems avaible to me at the time and maby a tech target as a back up i heard that thouse are really good... well see you at the war guys...

spectre i will pm u with my email



later days

[Black Wrath]

Well men, now that we have a recruit, it's time to scare you.

This is my one and only baby.



Sweet dreams guys.

Actually, I'll show you guys some internal work that I've done. Don't worry, it's about 1 day outdated, I replaced my bolt the next morning... he he he. Enjoy.



And maybe this close up of my breach will freak you out...



That is all, bitches.

Edited by Xx_Black-Wrath_xX, 06 February 2004 - 05:29 PM.

[blink 182]

all i can say is your one crazy mother fucker(and i love it) dude bring that shit to the war... i just want to hold itlololol

[Nazgul Lord]

Man this guy is just crazy

[Ironman]

who blick-182 or Black-wrath?

[Black Wrath]

who blick-182 or Black-wrath?

Me.

Building even more on this topic...

It's Spectre's birthday, wish him a horrible one. Guess what my birthday present for him was... no, it wasn't that, that's for when we are alone... Actually, the present was a shot in the temple... with my fucking SM5k. 3 pumps, and a Blade. I had no idea there was a dart loaded, and I thought I would just scare him.

Are you still alive Mike?... who's gonna scratch my pubes now?

Fear my gun... but be not too afraid, I'll keep my distance when shooting, I don't want to be responsible for you people having to go to the hospital with a bloody foam dart in your nipple.

Thanks for the um... the compliments... I know I'm crazy.

EDIT: Patiently waits at 2:00 am for someone to post so that I don't have to double post... Aye. If you are reading this, reply to something in this thread so that I can update you on the newsletter. I have it done in MS Word...

Edited by Xx_Black-Wrath_xX, 07 February 2004 - 01:54 AM.

[Half Newb Half Nerfer]

Stop talking about dicks! FREAKS!

[Spectre2689]

Sorry NN. Could you bring me a broom when you get out of the closet?

And me and Cam both have the write-up now, so you can ask either one of us.

[Nazgul Lord]

O and plz dont cuss in front of the parents at the war

[Black Wrath]

O and plz dont cuss in front of the parents at the war

Aye, do you really think I'm that much of an idiot? Of course we will behave, and you better fucking watch your language too.

If your parents want to stay, then we don't have as much fun I guess, but we can try.

And wow 1/2 and 1/2, if you don't like the fact that we joke around, don't read our posts. I know that you are young, but I can't censor myself just for your needs, maybe you are too young for this community.

Mike seems to have survived the night, so I think you will all be happy to hear that the gun can't kill... with three pumps... heh.

The newsletter has been written, and Mike has revised and grammar checked it for me, considering I was writting it at 2:30 am today. Usually I use very good grammar, but after looking at the document this morning... wow, I few minor mistakes.

So people, is there a head count yet? I'm guessing 8 people so far?

[Ironman]

Just do what you do in school, unless you are a dick.

[Nazgul Lord]

I dont usually cuss ne way. . . And my parents are not staying,heh

[Half Newb Half Nerfer]

And wow 1/2 and 1/2, if you don't like the fact that we joke around, don't read our posts. I know that you are young, but I can't censor myself just for your needs, maybe you are too young for this community.

Joking is fine. But u guys made 3 dick jokes. I dunno.

[Ironman]

Joking is fine. But u guys made 3 dick jokes. I dunno.

Chill out, we are all guys here except a few, besides they were just joking around.

Edited by Ironman, 07 February 2004 - 11:47 AM.

[Spectre2689]

Joking is fine. But u guys made 3 dick jokes. I dunno.

Alright NN. Here's how it goes. We're comfortable with our being straight. We're comfortable with our being far enough out of the closet. We're so comfortable with it, that we can joke about gay stuff. Let me ask you something. Have you even had a girl friend? Do you have any experience with that stuff? If not, please, do us a favour with your hypocriticism and kindly piss off

Edited by Spectre2689, 07 February 2004 - 12:42 PM.

[Chrysophylax]

Yeah, and not like being gay is a bad thing. 'Cause it ain't.

[Nazgul Lord]

I know, calm down their just jokes
Im persuadin my bro to come, so thats one more person!!

Edited by Nazgul_Lord, 07 February 2004 - 12:49 PM.

[Black Wrath]

Joking is fine. But u guys made 3 dick jokes. I dunno.

Alright NN. Here's how it goes. We're comfortable with our being straight. We're comfortable with our being far enough out of the closet. We're so comfortable with it, that we can joke about gay stuff. Let me ask you something. Have you even had a girl friend? Do you have any experience with that stuff? If not, please, do us a favour with your hypocriticism and kindly piss off

Yes, being gay is fine. It is merely a sexual orientation, and that doesn't make the person any different. My best friend has two uncles that are homosexual, and they are very nice and cool people. I have no problem with the homosexual men and women.

That being said, Mike put it perfectly. I have had my share of girls, and I'm sorta taking a break right now to be with my best friends. I am comfortable enough with myself that I can joke with my friend about things. That fact that you are offended by it is caused by fear and an upbringing against homosexual orientations. I will not accuse you of these things, but you seem to fear 'gays' as it were. Being homophobic isn't cool.

Now that we have that subject cleared up, I am going to post our newsletter so that you can get a glimpse at what is to come...

Meadowvale Nerf War Official News Letter

Okay people, this is the official newsletter for the ‘Meadowvale Nerf Out’. The name can be changed later, but I like it.

Now, I would like to outline a few key concerns I have about the war. These will be divided into their respective categories: Apparel, Safety, Time, Location, games, and finally, everything else that doesn’t fit in the above categories.

Apparel

For a Nerf war, you will generally want to be dressed in something very comfortable, and easy to move in. You will be dodging darts, running around, and it will be a mild day. Suitable apparel is anything you are comfortable wearing. There are laws, however, against certain choices of attire… such as not wearing pants in a public area. I shall hope we all show up ‘dressed to kill’, which is a double entandre.

Bring a backpack for all of your guns and parts, darts, and accessories. When and if we go out for lunch, you don’t want to be seen with a gun… plus, why carry it around?

Safety

You will be shooting projectiles at people, and having them to you. Safety is number one, and I will MAKE SURE that everyone is protected. The biggest factor is eye protection, and it will be REQUIRED at this war. Eye protection is goggles, glasses, shades, anything. I will be sporting some rubber science goggles, unbreakable by these darts.

You will also most likely need clothes that will soften the impact of darts. We do however need to be able to feel the hits so that there is no arguing over if you were shot or not.

Gloves are also something to consider, nothing like white knuckles after getting hit multiple times in the hand. Gloves are also good for crawling and such, if you use those tactics.

Time

We have our war date set for around March Break 2004. We have yet to decide an exact date. I haven’t looked at a calendar, but a Saturday sounds good for busy parents who will need to drive you to the war.

We have set the start date at 12:00 pm, and the war will rage until about 5:00. We find this to be a suitable time frame, so that when you leave it isn’t dark, and your parents will be able to get your home for dinner.

Location

The location is a school called St. Edith Stein. It is a catholic elementary school located in the Trelawney area of Meadowvale. It is always very placid on weekends, and there may be the odd group of people playing baseball at the rookie diamond. The area should be clear.
(NOTE: We have a backup area at Mt. Carmel Secondary School, no more than 20 minutes away by walk. This should be able to keep us going if an official game is going on in the diamond.)
(NOTE: If you need maps to this area, contact Spectre2689@sympatico.ca)

The weather here in Mississauga is predictable, and never changes much. For March, we expect a temperature range of 0*C to 7*C (maybe higher), after all, it is March. This is not cold, and is probably pants and long sleeved shirt weather, although I will be wearing a T-shirt and most likely sweat pants.

The location has many characteristics that we can use to our advantage. It is a large school, and it is shaped quite oddly. The field is two soccer fields, two baseball diamonds, portables, bushes, trees, grass, open field, tree lines, a forest, and a creek. There are plenty of places for cover, and shelter.

There is a plaza with places to eat not far from the location, walking distance (10 minutes). There are larger establishments within driving distance from our warring area as well. Washrooms will be bushes, and maybe Mike will be able to let us use his toilet and related materials.

Games

We haven’t really figured this out yet, we think that the games will be decided at the time. I would like to try a lot of rule sets and games to get the most out of this experience. Bring your ideas with you, and don’t be afraid to share your thoughts.

Our main game types would be CTF (Capture the Flag), Assault (one team defends and objective, another team tries to complete it), and just a Team Death Match sort of thing.

Everything Else

Bring a lunch if you can. This will make it easier on us as a group. Bring friends. Have fun. Laugh more than you cry. Goof around, but don’t be stupid. Remember safety comes first, and always others before you. Be polite and mature, and don’t get into stupid arguments. Try your best to not get hurt, and have as much fun as possible. Talk your parents into watching a round of Nerf so they know what we are doing.

I hope this answers all of your questions. If not, e-mail Mike (Spectre2689@sympatico.ca) or Cam (stonedsquirrelz@hotmail.com).

- Written by: Cam
- Revised by: Mike

Edited by Xx_Black-Wrath_xX, 07 February 2004 - 01:02 PM.