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[The Infinite Shindig]

Post your reactions from the war. I personally loved it. I think I need a little more practice with my max shot, but other than that I had a great time.

[Warlock]

Weeman, sorry for the shot to the chin.

Sorry everyone for nearly shooting everyone's heads during the siege round. Even though I missed, it's gotta really damage your psyche.

Thanks TIS for the awesome shot in the face. I've never felt pain like that before.

There's more but I gotta fix my closet door and take a shower before I go see Matrix: Revolutions.

[jimsbrother]

Jersey Fall War? It seems so plain, lets make a name for it...now that its over. Evil should probably, being it was LMC.

Anyway, all in all it war a great war. I think we have all learned the lessons of: Always keeping an extra can of DW-40 with you at all times;make sure you have well over 200 stefan...or lock them up; and never trust little kids, they steal your stefans.

That and now i'm not the only one without a max-shot anymore.

Mill Creek, Roy Rogers, Route 9. The trees wet with dew, as we run along the forest bed, with courage in our darts and caffine in our veins. Where the hell is the LGLF?

-Kid Dart
(Brian, Little Kid, Nerf Kid, Long Hair, or anything else you can think of)

[Langley]

Well put. Great fun. Thanks to the LCM for a war well hosted. Was also good seeing the horsement again, and always a pleasure nerfing with hersh, talio and company.

[Evil]

Yea I'm so dead right now. I can't even tell you. Words don't do it justice.

[Talio]

That was pretty cool guys. Thanks for showing Josh a good time. He was fucking beaming when I dropped him off. So needless to say, I think I have a regular, which is sweet, cause he payed half for gas, and I have a job, so coming up won't be such a pain in the ass.

As for some sweet stuff that needs to be pointed out.

-My Maxshot, it lasted a whole round, and I went the rest of the afternoon like a whore on guns, I think I used everyones.
-Steve, your the fucking man. Thanks ten billion for that gun, I've already got the stock on my new 5000.
-Hersh, for once again suppling myself and Josh with weapons, as well as selling a shit load to me, and for selling a pre-modded maxshot to Josh, he fucking loved that thing.
-The Horsemen. Damn you guys rock. You guys are great to nerf with.
-Death in particular for the fucking John Woo off the ground, unloaded two lock and loads, and then tuck roll for a perfect landing shot that just owned my ass.


Past that it was a hell of a warm up for Reckoning. I think their were alot of new guns floating around, making for a shit load of stand offs, but all in all, even though I bit the big one all day, I had a great time, and so did Josh. Thanks guys,

Talio.

[One Man Clan]

What a great war. I only wished we could have gotten 1 or 2 more rounds in, but it gets dark early, so whatever.

Anyway:

-Nice shot by Kevin hitting me right below my eye after his shot ZOOMED past someone on front of me.
-Again, sorry to Famine, i couldn't hit anything on him except his face. I had a REALLY nasty eye shot on him.
-Howard and I had our usual antics.
-Clearly I am the black market of nerf weapons


Overall, its what i have come to expect from everyone. Can't wait for the next one. See everyone at Reckoning.

[Evil]

Okay, Matt's half coherant now. Anyway... Yea guys, great war. We didnt have any problem with sportsmanship or anything, it was pretty kosher if I do say so myself. As for Reckoning, I can't wait. And oh yea, Talio, glad to hear that Josh had a good time.

[Kuhlschrank]

OK lets see here, what were my most memorable moments of the Fall War:

- Clan war owned
- Winning siege both rounds.
- Shooting Talio in the back during siege.
- Shooting Talio in the dick during siege.
- Seeing Evil run up to Kid Dart and Kid Dart dropping to the ground screaming"Tap, Tap!"
- I finally shot a Horseman, Got a headshot on Joe.
- Double kill with Talio's Bitch...er...Man Servant.
- Double Kill with Vacc as he tried to give me a hug with his 2 Lock'n'Loads.
- Getting assaulted by Vacc immediately afterwards.
- Thanks to Hersh for shooting me in the face.
- Lunch at Roy Rogers followed by a Chocolate Blast at Baskin Robbins.
- My liberal use of the pink flagging tape(No thong, just a lot of it)


Thats all i can remember right now, great war all around.
Most fun I've had in a while.
See y'all at Reckoning unless we have a war before then.
Thanks to everyone who showed up, it totally kicked ass.

[Evil]

Kuhlschrank, on Nov 10 2003, 03:59 PM, said:

My liberal use of the pink flagging tape.

Dude, you used the "L" word. No more of that.

[Famine]

It was fun, I'm still fucking sore.

- The Horsemen need to start nerfing more
- Talio and his cousin kicked ass. I would underline that but I'm lazy.
- I have still yet to see any proof that the LGLF is a clan comprised of more than one person.
- I'll probably need therapy to recover from the trauma inflicted on me by Hersh's guns.
- The LCM are pretty much how I remember them albeit taller and with slightly less shitty darts.
- Won both rounds of seige wars, rush next time you pussys.
- I think the Crossbow's days are numbered... we'll have to see what I show up with next time.
- I hate the cold.

[Ragornocks]

Us, all being jealous, having no time from work or school to get near NJ. We had a little game (empty warehouse), but it was only so fun.

This summer, I'ma hafta show all y'all how us North Carolinians kick ass. If I can scrape up for a plane ticket.

EDIT: Some really needs to remind me to change my avatar later.

[Mantis]

Dude, I would take a war in an empty warehouse to a war in the woods any day.

[Langley]

Kuhlschrank, on Nov 10 2003, 03:59 PM, said:

- Getting assaulted by Vacc immediately afterwards.

I have that on tape. Speaking of which, if someone could snail mail me a copy of the Apoc '03 tape so I can add it to the montage I'm planning on working on, that would be very cool. PM me about it.

[Kuhlschrank]

Evil, on Nov 10 2003, 03:32 PM, said:

Kuhlschrank, on Nov 10 2003, 03:59 PM, said:

My liberal use of the pink flagging tape.

Dude, you used the "L" word. No more of that.

Fuck you. I can use whenever I feel like it as long as I'm not using it when it pertains to politics.

[Kuhlschrank]

Famine, on Nov 10 2003, 04:56 PM, said:

- Talio and his cousin kicked ass. I would underline that but I'm lazy.

That was Talio's cousin's fiance if I'm not mistaken. Either way I'm glad they came.

[jimsbrother]

- Seeing Evil run up to Kid Dart and Kid Dart dropping to the ground screaming"Tap, Tap!"

First of all i didn't drop to the ground. The grass was slippery and I slipped. It was wet with dew. And I only recall screaming "tap" once. And theres no point in getting shot by evil wens hes 2 feet away and yur on the ground. And maybe if my entire team wasn't dead, i wouldn't of had to charge the potentially lethal, frictionless, grass.

-Kid Dart
(Shut Up, I did better at Gnomefest)

[Kuhlschrank]

jimsbrother, on Nov 10 2003, 08:38 PM, said:

And theres no point in getting shot by evil wens hes 2 feet away and yur on the ground.

Hey, I shot Vacc with an AT3k from 3 inches away.(sorry about that Mike, probably should have used the LnL instead.)

[Famine]

jimsbrother, on Nov 10 2003, 08:38 PM, said:

-And maybe if my entire team wasn't dead, i wouldn't of had to charge the potentially lethal, frictionless, grass.

-(Shut Up, I did better at Gnomefest)

Obviously that says something about the Nerfers who were at Gnomefest..... and it's NOT a good thing being said. As for the rest of your team being dead, I don't think you lived as long as you did because the enemies were cowering in your presence.

I was going to end the post there, and I don't mean to pick on KidDart, he is young but still.... what's the big deal if Evil DOES shoot you from 2 feet away? This isn't fucking paintball with shit coming at you at 200fps, it's Nerf. The only time it really hurts is if you're shot in the face (specifically THE FUCKING EYE!... thanks Hersh ). Man up dude, take the hit, and start playing a little more offensively.

[Kuhlschrank]

OK now I'm sorry i brought that up. This is not a topic where we should be flaming one another about where they screwed up, fun as it may be, we are here to recount the tales of fun that we had on that cold November 9th. Oh and Kid Dart, It sounds like you are taking what I said personally, I didn't mean to offend, I just found it memorable.

Shit, now you've gone and made me try to be a peacekeeper, assholes.

[Mantis]

jimsbrother, on Nov 11 2003, 01:38 AM, said:

- Seeing Evil run up to Kid Dart and Kid Dart dropping to the ground screaming"Tap, Tap!"

First of all i didn't drop to the ground. The grass was slippery and I slipped. It was wet with dew. And I only recall screaming "tap" once. And theres no point in getting shot by evil wens hes 2 feet away and yur on the ground. And maybe if my entire team wasn't dead, i wouldn't of had to charge the potentially lethal, frictionless, grass.

-Kid Dart
(Shut Up, I did better at Gnomefest)

Hahaha, dude, war stories are always embellished, you gotta learn to chill out.
And I dont remember you do anything terribly cool at gnomefest, and my eyes see all the cool stuff that happens.


As a side note, admitting you fell is probably just as bad as saying you dropped to the ground. At least you could say dropping to the ground and taking it execution style and dying an honorable death are easily confused (to the untrained eye).

[jimsbrother]

It may seem as though I take offense to everything and am constantly defending myself. It also may seem like I need to "chill out". But I really am never angry or upset with anyone, I just post that way. And I know its just a stefan, but I would prefer a tap to a shot, if I know the person is going to hit me. There have been a few times where I was near someone and didn't take a tap, but I know how fast I am and have begun to pick up on how accurate everyone is....though it doesn't matter, your all better than me. And at Gnomefest, I didn't do anything great...I just sucked less. But I am quite sure after this war that: I need to work on accuracy; stop taking taps; never trust anyone; and if they are wearing tape if I'm tapeless or theyre tapless when I have tape, just shoot them if theyre on the other team good, if theyre not they desirved it for being lazy. And I think we must still hold the most important lesson close to our hearts....ohhhh now I remember, I suked less at Gnomefest because there was someone worse than me, Jimmy. Anyway Don't Trust little kids.

-Kid Dart
(Well of course you don't want a straw, your a guy.)

[Famine]

Yeah fuck that tap shit, if someone wants to just give up and take a hit fine. I'm gonna run my ass off and try to by myself the 3 seconds it takes to reload (you breech loaders can Suck-It). And always work on your accuracy, always.

On Seige Wars and whatnot: That playground is a bit small to cram 9 players into, even when my team was defending we had like 3 people on the ground (Vacc, Evil, and Talio's-cousin's-fiance) and it was still too tight in there. It was fun, but a cramped fun. And Hersh kept shooting me while I was counting in.... bastard.

[Talio]

Ok my view.

One, from where we were standing, kid, you went into the fetal position and cried. Whether you slipped or not, this is what we saw, and to us it happened that way. Why? Cause that's fucking hallarious. Even funnier is the fact that you knew you were going to die. You grew some balls and wanted to have some fun, so you put down the maxshot, picked up the tt, and went out to see what you could do. Just so happens before you even got to the end of the path evil comes barreling around the corner like fucking madman. Slipped or not, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a game EVER. Only second to my buddy Franny, up in a tree with my supertech trying to eat shit. Long story short, he ran out of ammo, and he started climbing higher. If you've ever climbed a pine tree before, you know if you go to high, a branch breaks, and you hit every fucking branch on the way down. Franny accomplished this, and I thought he was dead. If he didn't turn into such a fucking dick, he would be at these wars with me. He was an amazing nerfer.

Gnomefest was small, and most of our attention was skewed by the engineers. We had one really gay war. Past that, a bitching exhibition war at the contruction sight. Nothing special, but I had a great time.

Famine. Damn dude, you really don't like breech loaders. Personally, I used them on alot of my guns only becuase I do pvc mods. If your going to do a pvc mod, it's pretty much useless unless your using a ramrod or a breachloader, and fuck the ramrod. Perhaps I'm wrong here, but I don't know shit about modded weapons. I got a real taste of reality yesterday. Modded wars are so much different from my unmodded days. I stil lhave mixed feelings about it, but I think that's due to the fact that I've had no one to screw around with new guns, and I have yet to find a primary I really like. The solution I hope to both of these has been found. One, Josh is looking to actually make a commitment to nerf. He's also got a few friends that just want to fuck around with it. That means I'll have time to actually play and test on a regular basis. The primary problem. Well, we'll see. I've got the sm 5000, if i can get it to work, I've got that. I made an integration today of some other guns, but we'll see.

The seige wars. I loved the Seige wars at Apoc. Yesterday, it just seemed gay. I'm probably going to be flamed for this, but it seems the fewer people there are, the more that game sucks. I like deathmatches, but when we're playing games our size in an official (I use that term lightly) and organized (that one too) manner, exhibition and campaign based battles seem out of place. At Apoc, I feel they fit, yesterday for some reason, I feel they didn't. But I had a good time either way, and really don't care. I just enjoy nerfing no matter what it is. Even watching from the sidelines after being killed is cool.

Tap rule. Whatever. I can't pull it off. People run from me when I try to tap them. If I go to tap someone, and they even nudge away from the barrel at all, they're getting shot, no questions asked. This goes for shooting someone on my own team. I'm fairly notorious for this. Reason being, if you are aiming at me, you are an enemy. I don't care whether your wearing tape or not. I think I really only had a problem with this at Apoc cause I didn't know anyone, and I didn't know who was on my team. Josh seemed to have this problem yesterday.

Thanks again to everyone for showing him a good time. God he wouldn't shut up the whole way home, which was kinda weird. He doesn't really talk much. Ok so let the flaming of my opinion begin.

Talio.

[Ragornocks]

Mantis, on Nov 10 2003, 06:42 PM, said:

Dude, I would take a war in an empty warehouse to a war in the woods any day.

If there are more than four people, so would I. But I woulda rather'd been up there. Trust me, finding and keeping track of that many people in that big of a place is not fun.