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#51 Talio

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Posted 08 January 2004 - 01:17 AM

Ok, I gave Hersh my bet. I'm seriously guessing he will do nothing short of fall from a third story window. Now the interesting thing is, he will fall from said window and only sprain his wrist, making pumping his 1500 (ha) impossible and labeling Fred the biggest mangina ever to pick up a nerf gun, excluding Evil Angel.
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#52 Howard

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Posted 10 January 2004 - 08:36 AM

ha.
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#53 Evil

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Posted 10 January 2004 - 12:03 PM

Hey man, when you absolutely positively need the biggest mangina of them all, accept no substitutes.
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#54 Kuhlschrank

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Posted 10 January 2004 - 12:16 PM

No that his problem isn't him being tired, it is that my mom won't wake up at 5 the day of reckoning to bring me to langlys so he can bring us the rest of the way.

Oh and I just figured out my brother is a complete dumbass and his track meet is two days before the reckoning. Stupid ass brother.

Did you maybe think of asking Langley to pick you up? It's not like he doesn't have a car...

EDIT: Wait you're the one in NY right?, forget that then...

Edited by Kuhlschrank, 10 January 2004 - 12:18 PM.

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#55 Mantis

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Posted 10 January 2004 - 05:37 PM

Why dont you jsut get get your mom to drive you down there the day before?
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Posted 10 January 2004 - 07:06 PM

My brother told me he had a track meet the day before but he just figured out that it is on friday, so I should be at the war.
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Posted 11 January 2004 - 07:07 AM

not to be a pain in the ass, but how many are we looking at now?

Me +1
Talio +3
GunnedDown
Horsemen 3 or 4
LCM +?
LGLF +?
Anyone else?

Just like to know a number.
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#58 Mantis

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Posted 11 January 2004 - 11:49 AM

Gunned down is coming?!? Now its a party!
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Posted 11 January 2004 - 06:54 PM

Gunned down is coming?!? Now its a party!

He better bring his orange hunting gloves again this year!

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#60 Evil

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Posted 11 January 2004 - 07:52 PM

I'm thinking between 19-23 people. Just about all I can guess.
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#61 Talio

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Posted 11 January 2004 - 08:07 PM

Alright ladies, I feel there has been a serious lack of trash talking in this thread. So I will spot threats.

Tyler, your fucking meat.

Evil, fucking meat.

Hersh, your already meat.

Howard, barbwire thong, thats all.

Twins, smirk whipping time.

and uh, everyone else {insert insulting comment here}

Now and ever shal be,

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#62 Mantis

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Posted 11 January 2004 - 09:27 PM

Alrighty Talio, I'm gonna put a can o' whoopass in my crossbow and shoot it straight up your ass so hard I'll be opening the can with yo' tongue!
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#63 Talio

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Posted 11 January 2004 - 09:54 PM

Don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash toothpick.

EDIT: You know I love you guys!

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Posted 12 January 2004 - 02:13 PM

Good I'm not on your list, I think I might be on evils though for that welt I gave him at apoc. And which ever twin shot me with that fucking proxy server when I was on your team you are dead.
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#65 Evil

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Posted 12 January 2004 - 02:57 PM

Who was that kid that I nailed after he refused to tap? Then later, I think someone remembers this, I came around and rushed him demanding a tap again and he hit the ground like a sandbag?
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#66 Langley

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Posted 12 January 2004 - 03:04 PM

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Back from The Wonderfully Overpriced World of Disney. Walt must be turning in his cryogenically frozen grave.

Anyway, I'm not going to be giving any headcounts because we all know that if I say we're bringing 8 we'll have 2, and if I say we've definately got 4 and no more, 6 will somehow show up, so fuck the headcount.

In the event that lefty doesn't come through with my max shots, does anyone have an extra primary or two? Nixon seems to have trashed every backup primary I have without ever having hit anything.

What time are we supposed to be there? What time are people actually showing up?

Edited by Langley, 12 January 2004 - 03:05 PM.

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Posted 12 January 2004 - 03:49 PM

You max shot langley, I only have 1 NIB max shot for you and make sure you have the brass for me.
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Posted 12 January 2004 - 04:00 PM

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball lickers. I am going to fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once I get to Mill Creek and find those LCM fucks, I'm gonna make 'em eat my shit, then shit out my shit, then eat their shit which is made up of my shit which I made 'em eat. Then all you little fucks (Talio's Band of Bitches and LGLF) are next...love The One Man Clan.

Edit:
PS. Fuck the Horsemen and GunnedDown too

Edited by One Man Clan, 12 January 2004 - 04:15 PM.

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Posted 12 January 2004 - 04:02 PM

Thanks but I think I will bring money for lunch.
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#70 Talio

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Posted 12 January 2004 - 04:33 PM

Good shit, this will be fun. Glad to see we got our nutsacks out of our own mouths and were they belong....Evils.

Either way, Langmaster, I'm showing up at 9-9 30, if you would like to warm up, so I can test the gun I'm buying from hersh a little it would be appreciated. Josh flaked, and the other two might as well. Not sure, we'll have to see.

No matter, I'll be there with fish nets on. Till then ladies,

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Posted 12 January 2004 - 04:38 PM

Good shit, this will be fun. Glad to see we got our nutsacks out of our own mouths and were they belong....Evils.

Is that even possible for me seeing how im langleys leftnut?
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Posted 12 January 2004 - 06:01 PM

Good shit, this will be fun.  Glad to see we got our nutsacks out of our own mouths and were they belong....Evils.

Is that even possible for me seeing how im langleys leftnut?

I don't know kid, I heard Evil can stretch his mouth pretty well.
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#73 Mantis

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Posted 12 January 2004 - 06:34 PM

Yeah I hid in the closet once when TIS and Evil were together and its like Evil unhooks his jaw as snakes do when TIS whips it out.
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Posted 12 January 2004 - 08:34 PM

Yeah I hid in the closet once when TIS and Evil were together and its like Evil unhooks his jaw as snakes do when TIS whips it out.

It's called "talent", bitch.

On a side note. I don't know what car you're using to get to Reckoning, Langley, but I think it would be in your best interest to get one with a sunroof. Chances are, after the ass whuppin' I'm gonna give you this Sunday the last thing you're going to want to do is sit down on the ride home.

Be there at 11AM. Dress accordingly. Nothing crotchless.
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#75 Kuhlschrank

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Posted 12 January 2004 - 09:23 PM

Alright you flaming bitchwhores,
Talio: I'm gonna ass-diddle you like I did your mom last night... oh, tell your bitch to get a pair of vocal chords...
OMC: You slow fatass fuck, I'll chase you down like a fat kid chases a cake.
Wangley: Don't wear that stupid fucking Boondock peacoat. I'll be the first to kick you in the fucking balls for it.
GunnedDown: Orange fucking mittens, I don't know where to start.
Kid Dart: Biggest Bitch of them all, "Tap,Tap!" What a homo.
Whoresemen: Go fuck yourselves.
Anyone else: Go fuck your moms, then go fuck yourselves.

Thank you and goodnight.





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