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[Flantre]

I think my first nerf gun was the lightning blitz, I got it around the age of 4. I got it at a party but I didnt last for more then 8 minutes. I was shooting a wall and a bullet bounced off the wall and hit some lady in the eye. After that she grabbed my gun off me and threw it across the room. After which she proceeded to snap all of my darts in half. The lightning blitz was awesome for the few moments I had it.

Edited by Flantre, 03 April 2008 - 02:35 PM.

[VACC]

Flantre, on Apr 3 2008, 06:01 PM, said:

I think my first nerf gun was the lightning blitz, I got it around the age of 4. I got it at a party but I didnt last for more then 8 minutes. I was shooting a wall and a bullet bounced off the wall and hit some lady in the eye. After that she grabbed my gun off me and threw it across the room. After which she proceeded to snap all of my darts in half. The lighning blitz was awesome for the few moments I had it.

Wow, what a complete twat that lady was. Seriously, as of now I hate whoever the fuck that bitch was! I may start a club and send out newsletters. I'll keep you posted.

[slowguitarman]

Flantre, on Apr 3 2008, 02:01 PM, said:

I think my first nerf gun was the lightning blitz, I got it around the age of 4. I got it at a party but I didnt last for more then 8 minutes. I was shooting a wall and a bullet bounced off the wall and hit some lady in the eye. After that she grabbed my gun off me and threw it across the room. After which she proceeded to snap all of my darts in half. The lightning blitz was awesome for the few moments I had it.

Wow, what a douchebox. She should have been mad at the wall. It wasn't your fault the dart bounced off and hit her. You should track her down and make her buy you a new one...and then punch her in the face!

[Flantre]

slowguitarman, on Apr 3 2008, 03:02 PM, said:

Flantre, on Apr 3 2008, 02:01 PM, said:

I think my first nerf gun was the lightning blitz, I got it around the age of 4. I got it at a party but I didnt last for more then 8 minutes. I was shooting a wall and a bullet bounced off the wall and hit some lady in the eye. After that she grabbed my gun off me and threw it across the room. After which she proceeded to snap all of my darts in half. The lightning blitz was awesome for the few moments I had it.

Wow, what a douchebox. She should have been mad at the wall. It wasn't your fault the dart bounced off and hit her. You should track her down and make her buy you a new one...and then punch her in the face!

That party was with distant family I haven't seen any one from that part of the family in over 10 years. Hell I wish I could track her down but that bitch is probably already dead. She was a hardcore smoker. I might check death records to see if she is dead though. Beware for If I find out that she is alive GOD himself shall smite that bitch for my $30 piece of fucking plastic.... Don't forget tax. Well enough with the off-topic rave.

Edited by Flantre, 03 April 2008 - 06:48 PM.

[Captain]

How could someone do that to a 4-year old on his birthday, because of a mishap?
That's just mean. Didn't anyone notice, like you parents or something?

Edited by Captain, 03 April 2008 - 07:06 PM.

[Flantre]

Captain, on Apr 3 2008, 04:05 PM, said:

How could someone do that to a 4-year old on his birthday, because of a mishap?
That's just mean. Didn't anyone notice, like you parents or something?

It wasn't my birthday it was one of those gift exchange parties. You know I give something to someone they give me something. Well anyway I told my mom but she didn't believe me.... Maybe I lied to much has a child.

Edited by Flantre, 03 April 2008 - 07:10 PM.

[k9turrent]

Flantre, on Apr 3 2008, 02:01 PM, said:

I think my first nerf gun was the lightning blitz, I got it around the age of 4. I got it at a party but I didnt last for more then 8 minutes. I was shooting a wall and a bullet bounced off the wall and hit some lady in the eye. After that she grabbed my gun off me and threw it across the room. After which she proceeded to snap all of my darts in half. The lightning blitz was awesome for the few moments I had it.

i know its and old topic...
HOLY SHIT!!!!

on topic: my first nerf gun was a BBB $12

[Firefox551]

I think my first was a maverick, but I'm not sure.

[Red Storm]

My first gun was the blue SM3K. I have no idea where it is now.

[bartel]

I beleive what you guys just did would be considered a necro, but since I'm already posting: mine was a lock and load, sadly, we got rid of it, along with my brothers ratchet blast long ago, before I got back into Nerf. Man those guns were cool.

[aamiller321]

While this things backk up on the boards my first fun was the newest edition NF, the first gun I ever used was a DTG back when they came out.

[xeorogue]

xNFx 37, on Feb 13 2008, 10:02 PM, said:

My first Nerf Gun was an SM750. I wish I knew what the HELL happened to that thing. Also, I wish I bought an SM5K and an Sm1.5K then too...

My first nerf gun was a SM500/sm5k pack. I still use these guns to this day but am too afraid to mod them as i feel ill break at least the sm500.

[Aimless]

xeorogue, on Aug 27 2008, 05:37 PM, said:

xNFx 37, on Feb 13 2008, 10:02 PM, said:

My first Nerf Gun was an SM750. I wish I knew what the HELL happened to that thing. Also, I wish I bought an SM5K and an Sm1.5K then too...

My first nerf gun was a SM500/sm5k pack. I still use these guns to this day but am too afraid to mod them as i feel ill break at least the sm500.

Seems that most of the people I know had SuperMaxx blasters as their first ones, damn I miss my SM1.5k

[Nova]

I know this thread is kinda dead but i thought this was a funny story.

I was potty-trained with an old version of a SM1.5K. Whenever i pooped i could use it for 10 minutes.
Scaringly the same thing applies today with all my other nerf guns. Poop=Nerf.

I cant wait till i can finally take off these freaking diapers.

Nova

P.S. Excuse my over use of potty humor but this is true.

[smeagolsaur]

My first was the AS-1 (if that's what it's called)

[Lt Stefan]

I got the Unity Power system for Christmas two years ago, and the rest is history!!

[imaseoulman]

The first NERF brand gun I remember owning is the Hydro Bazooka, back in like 1992 or something. That thing was Effeminate. It shot balls and water!

[Echnalaid]

Mine was the strikefire 2 player set as a birthday present.

Edited by Echnalaid, 28 August 2008 - 01:01 AM.

[Rogue Warrior]

mine was either an AT1k or an AT2K. Cant remeber the action...

[Myster E]

My first was the Magstrike. I had fun unleashing all hell on my sister at odd times of the day.

[h2player116]

I believe mine was a sm750 but im not sure its either that or a nite finder.

[dart]

mine was the n-strike trinity set.

[Mr Tubb]

I believe my first was a first generation nite finder; I wasn't into modding at that time, and wish I still had it to mod/sell.

[maverick001]

Ah yes, my first nerf gun was the Laser Fang it had bat wings on the side and if you didn't push the trigger down all the way it would show a very dim red light, nothing like today's tactical and laser pointers.

Edited by maverick001, 29 August 2008 - 07:28 PM.

[Split]

Well I thought that I had posted in this, but I guess not. My first was a Manta Ray, which got tossed when the cocking handles broke . Oddly enough, that was only about last year, and I'm 18.