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#328673 Marchtacular 2!
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on 10 April 2013 - 06:40 PM
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One last one I forgot.
See you at SPANO! Mark June 15th in your filthy calendars.
See you at SPANO! Mark June 15th in your filthy calendars.
#328548 Marchtacular 2!
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on 04 April 2013 - 08:56 PM
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Ladies that was FAB U LUS! At 8:45 I was ready to call it, by 9:30 we had 6 people. From 10 till 1 we had 8, and everyone gave their all.
+Using the pavilion building as the main obstical in every round was perfect.
+Great dart recovery!
+TCD, I like your handiwork: this snap will down many a player.
+Matt the Hat seriously, you hit everyone from everywhere.
+How the hell did Velveeta go the whole day with a stock Rough Cut and still lay waste to all?
+Aarron: you need more drums. Seriously, you only brought 7, get in the game will ya?
+If anyone needs any trees taken down BBossNoah will be happy to sets his latest Satan Cannon on it.
+we had not one but TWO chem eng grad students: we are win most smrt.
PicS!
These men reminded me how quickly I would die in a zombie appocalyps.
Boss.
Territories around the perimeter was a blast.
Shot of the day!
As a reminder: wear safety equipment.
+Using the pavilion building as the main obstical in every round was perfect.
+Great dart recovery!
+TCD, I like your handiwork: this snap will down many a player.
+Matt the Hat seriously, you hit everyone from everywhere.
+How the hell did Velveeta go the whole day with a stock Rough Cut and still lay waste to all?
+Aarron: you need more drums. Seriously, you only brought 7, get in the game will ya?
+If anyone needs any trees taken down BBossNoah will be happy to sets his latest Satan Cannon on it.
+we had not one but TWO chem eng grad students: we are win most smrt.
PicS!
These men reminded me how quickly I would die in a zombie appocalyps.
Boss.
Territories around the perimeter was a blast.
Shot of the day!
As a reminder: wear safety equipment.
#328396 Marchtacular 2!
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on 30 March 2013 - 09:02 AM
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If it's shitty I'll be ok with it being at work.
It is shitty. I hold against no one to not show up.
BUT there are 6 of us. Nerf on!
#328386 Marchtacular 2!
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on 29 March 2013 - 10:59 PM
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Just saw the Wolves beat the Thunder and I am SUPERJACKED for some semi-athletic competition! Rain or shine, I will be at Newell with a mid-sized SUV packed with Nerf War Parafanalia at the ready.
#328338 Marchtacular 2!
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on 26 March 2013 - 08:54 AM
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So I have over 1000 darts ready, two primaries ready, and three stupidly huge bladders outfitted to fire all manner of craziness.
I beseech you all to not wait till Friday night to get your gear together. In fact, I advise to get a duffle bag or whatever and start packing your stuff even this early.
ALSO: I'm looming to trade this beast for a Rough Cut.
The Shadow Hawk: a big spitball gun. Solid as a rock, perfect shell to house a home made and there are a few write-ups on modification...neither of which I will ever personally get to.
I beseech you all to not wait till Friday night to get your gear together. In fact, I advise to get a duffle bag or whatever and start packing your stuff even this early.
ALSO: I'm looming to trade this beast for a Rough Cut.
The Shadow Hawk: a big spitball gun. Solid as a rock, perfect shell to house a home made and there are a few write-ups on modification...neither of which I will ever personally get to.
#328084 Marchtacular 2!
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on 16 March 2013 - 03:59 PM
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I have taken the time to parse out the cum unity dart bin with plenty to go around so that not ha inch darts is NO excuse. I also took out all the assdarts.
For those of you who are considering coming who have not been to an MN war here is a pic to show how intensely serious we take our sillyness.
For those of you who are considering coming who have not been to an MN war here is a pic to show how intensely serious we take our sillyness.
#327553 Marchtacular 2!
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on 03 March 2013 - 04:23 PM
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This is a total kickass group forming, and I woul like to reward you all in kind...WITH FREE SHIT!!!
Every thing here is free, I want NONE of it to come home with me.
Close ups of the bags-o-parts.
Seriously: take this shit off my hands.
Every thing here is free, I want NONE of it to come home with me.
Close ups of the bags-o-parts.
Seriously: take this shit off my hands.
#327190 Marchtacular 2!
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on 22 February 2013 - 12:04 PM
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Look at that response! I’m superjacked, EVERYBODY gets a reply!
As a note: please bring extra bags and boxes so you can take home all the crap I will be giving away for the price of you taking it off my hands. Pics will be up as soon as I get it all in one place.
Show up and I will strike you with more calamity than you can handle, little man.I'll be there, provided no calamities strike.
Dude, it’s no fun if you tell us you’re showing upStrong maybe. Always have to break in the season with a Minnesota war.
If you actually show up I make you a SHIRT that says Unlikely Maybe. In dickfont.Put me down as an unlikely maybe.
Do it. DO IT! I promise you games the likes of which you have never played. MCL.I'm going to try to make it, and drag along as many of the MANO guys as possible.
We don’t do lists, son. If 6 people show up or if 18 do it will be a HELL of a good time! Would love to have you.Put me down as a maybe.
That would be tit$, $ome tig ‘ol bittie$.Need me another war. Probably can recruit the rest of Team $wag for this one.
MN would like to have you inside it again.Maybe, +1 if I go. Would like to make it up there again
As a note: please bring extra bags and boxes so you can take home all the crap I will be giving away for the price of you taking it off my hands. Pics will be up as soon as I get it all in one place.
#327075 Marchtacular 2!
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on 20 February 2013 - 11:43 AM
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Marchtacular 2: Dag Strizzy!
Bustin’ this season WIDE OIPEN!
When – Saturday March 30th, and we start at 9 and usually start team clean up at 3.
Where - The Bowl at Newel, directions below
Games
• 2-team switch-off CTF/Rescue the princess
• Mosh Pit CTF!
• Small Territories (pistol/stock ammo round)
• HvZ Territories (friggin a HIT at Hellaween ’12)
• 4-team 360 DTC with stupid ammo rules
• 2-team traditional DTC, maybe not with stupid ammo rules
• Carpe Testiculum/Seize My Balls
Darts
• Slugs, Venom’s Balls, or ask me
• No glue domes
Blasters
• Nothing single-shot bigger than a UMB with stock pump and oprv. No bans on springers/bow’ers.
• 4B’s, Titans, Jobars, Roto Rockets: ASK ME!!! Tell me you barrel set up and your intended ammo, I will be very fair if it is safe. No bans on blasters for big ammo.
Pistols
• If you replaced the spring with anything other than another stock spring or the plunger tube with anything other than a different stock tube it is NOT a pistol. A SupaSplat and the like are NOT pistols.
Shield Rules
• Mantas, manta replicas, ANY Nerf or toy blaster shell split manta style AND… ANY toy of ANY KIND cut up, hacked up, split up, I do not care as long as it is TOP MOUNTED on your blaster.
More Shield Rules
• Medium-ish hand-held toy shields and a pistol
• Bigish hand-held toy shields and melee. Look for pics of Cranky Monkey from Cataclysm 2012, you’ll know what I mean.
• Big Ammo counts as a ‘hit’, not a shield breaker
Melee Rules
• NO barrel taps
• Pool Noodle, FBR/foam insulator, crappy dollar store melee, or ask me
• No Nerf swords, nothing with a stiff shaft/core/center, nothing wrapped in duct tape
Directions
DTC
Notes:
• Rounds will be no more than 10 minutes
• I know some of these aren’t nerf ammo: trust me, it does not lessen the game
DTC Point Gradients
• Stephens/Slugs – ZERO! Not a single damn point! Can still tag players, but no points.
• Stock ammo – 1
• Mongos/Ballistic Balls/Vortex discs or any disc ammo – 3
• Sock Grenades/Carpe balls/wiffle balls/ball pit balls (thrown) – 3
• Sonic Baz darts/Arrows/4B and UMB missiles – 5
• Stress Balls/small Nerf football/small plush toys (thrown) - 5
• Titan Rockets/Ironman Rockets/Draconas rockets – 10
• Homeade anything – Ask me, I will classify fairly
• Other crazy crap or weirdness - Ask me, I will classify fairly
Why I'm doing this - With these regulations we will maintain all the absurdly fun challenges involved as usual AND stretch our creative engineering to get higher points while NOT getting turned into pepperoni pizzas. And yes, if you want to stay on defensive whilst brandishing only melee you now can do it with a much high degree of safety and effectiveness.
HvZ Territories
HvZ Rules of Play
• 1-2 zombies at the start, rest are divided between 2 teams
• Humans and zombies are under blaster and dart regulations, see below
• If you are a human and are tagged by a human you are “dead”, and must remain in the spot you “died” in until a zombie resurrects you via touch
• Tagged zombies go to spawn points to re-enter the game
Objective
• Humans – claim every single territory
• Zombies – covert the filthy humans!
Blanket Regulations
• Stock ammo, silly ammo, or sock-grenades ONLY!
• No blaster more powerful than a Sonic Bazooka unless using sillies or multi-barreled.
• Zombies use only 2’ pool-noodle (I will provide some) or approved melee.
• Survivors get only one life, zombies are unlimited instant touch respawn.
Bustin’ this season WIDE OIPEN!
When – Saturday March 30th, and we start at 9 and usually start team clean up at 3.
Where - The Bowl at Newel, directions below
Games
• 2-team switch-off CTF/Rescue the princess
• Mosh Pit CTF!
• Small Territories (pistol/stock ammo round)
• HvZ Territories (friggin a HIT at Hellaween ’12)
• 4-team 360 DTC with stupid ammo rules
• 2-team traditional DTC, maybe not with stupid ammo rules
• Carpe Testiculum/Seize My Balls
Darts
• Slugs, Venom’s Balls, or ask me
• No glue domes
Blasters
• Nothing single-shot bigger than a UMB with stock pump and oprv. No bans on springers/bow’ers.
• 4B’s, Titans, Jobars, Roto Rockets: ASK ME!!! Tell me you barrel set up and your intended ammo, I will be very fair if it is safe. No bans on blasters for big ammo.
Pistols
• If you replaced the spring with anything other than another stock spring or the plunger tube with anything other than a different stock tube it is NOT a pistol. A SupaSplat and the like are NOT pistols.
Shield Rules
• Mantas, manta replicas, ANY Nerf or toy blaster shell split manta style AND… ANY toy of ANY KIND cut up, hacked up, split up, I do not care as long as it is TOP MOUNTED on your blaster.
More Shield Rules
• Medium-ish hand-held toy shields and a pistol
• Bigish hand-held toy shields and melee. Look for pics of Cranky Monkey from Cataclysm 2012, you’ll know what I mean.
• Big Ammo counts as a ‘hit’, not a shield breaker
Melee Rules
• NO barrel taps
• Pool Noodle, FBR/foam insulator, crappy dollar store melee, or ask me
• No Nerf swords, nothing with a stiff shaft/core/center, nothing wrapped in duct tape
Directions
DTC
Notes:
• Rounds will be no more than 10 minutes
• I know some of these aren’t nerf ammo: trust me, it does not lessen the game
DTC Point Gradients
• Stephens/Slugs – ZERO! Not a single damn point! Can still tag players, but no points.
• Stock ammo – 1
• Mongos/Ballistic Balls/Vortex discs or any disc ammo – 3
• Sock Grenades/Carpe balls/wiffle balls/ball pit balls (thrown) – 3
• Sonic Baz darts/Arrows/4B and UMB missiles – 5
• Stress Balls/small Nerf football/small plush toys (thrown) - 5
• Titan Rockets/Ironman Rockets/Draconas rockets – 10
• Homeade anything – Ask me, I will classify fairly
• Other crazy crap or weirdness - Ask me, I will classify fairly
Why I'm doing this - With these regulations we will maintain all the absurdly fun challenges involved as usual AND stretch our creative engineering to get higher points while NOT getting turned into pepperoni pizzas. And yes, if you want to stay on defensive whilst brandishing only melee you now can do it with a much high degree of safety and effectiveness.
HvZ Territories
HvZ Rules of Play
• 1-2 zombies at the start, rest are divided between 2 teams
• Humans and zombies are under blaster and dart regulations, see below
• If you are a human and are tagged by a human you are “dead”, and must remain in the spot you “died” in until a zombie resurrects you via touch
• Tagged zombies go to spawn points to re-enter the game
Objective
• Humans – claim every single territory
• Zombies – covert the filthy humans!
Blanket Regulations
• Stock ammo, silly ammo, or sock-grenades ONLY!
• No blaster more powerful than a Sonic Bazooka unless using sillies or multi-barreled.
• Zombies use only 2’ pool-noodle (I will provide some) or approved melee.
• Survivors get only one life, zombies are unlimited instant touch respawn.
#326263 Modification and Paintjob Pictures
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on 02 February 2013 - 10:47 PM
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Modifications
Holy dicks, there are a lot of sweet ass sweet mods goin on in he-yah.
So for the LESS balls-out of us: ripped straight from Darthrambo's post about three pages ago: POW!
Now you too can keep a pistol grip pump on your lap at all times!
Oooh yeeerah. Primed like a morherbeast.
So for the LESS balls-out of us: ripped straight from Darthrambo's post about three pages ago: POW!
Now you too can keep a pistol grip pump on your lap at all times!
Oooh yeeerah. Primed like a morherbeast.
#323632 Airtech 3000 Bling Internals
Posted by
on 16 November 2012 - 01:15 PM
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Modifications
I applaud you, I also believe in dropping some skrilla now and then, but I want to get the most out of it which leads me too....
I was thinking the exact same thing! If you set up your air blasters with a removable connector at the tank you could swap the guts it in and out. If you are doing this level of modding it would not be rocket science to make the pump and the gauge modular with something like these.
I feel inspired, thank you for that
I am sure you could integrate this whole system into other blasters too.
I was thinking the exact same thing! If you set up your air blasters with a removable connector at the tank you could swap the guts it in and out. If you are doing this level of modding it would not be rocket science to make the pump and the gauge modular with something like these.
I feel inspired, thank you for that
#323151 HellaWeen
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on 28 October 2012 - 10:19 PM
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WORDS!
+10-12 people all day, and a good portion were guests: I'd say turnout was good.
+Peeps from 'Scon were eerywhere!
+got to meet board members I've never met befor: Hippnator and Crusher brought their A-games for sure.
+Crusher's brother havering as much stamina and enthusiasm as I've ever seen during rounds, plus 3,562,297 questions during downtime.
+ CTF/RTP was great, Newell has such a nice channel of trees for it.
+Carpe was nuts great, so much back and forth.
+ Best 360 DTC ever! Here's a rough list of the ammo used: stock darts, ballistic balls and 2 other off brands, mongos, megas, Titan rockets, homade Titan rockets, arrows, Missles, Iron Man rockets, and a frggin' monkey!
+Small Territories with stock arms was fantastic. BossNoah being the best troll ever.
+HvZ territories with awesome rules (thanks to Venom for the help) was an outstanding experience. Will absolutely be doing that more.
+Aubrey for having the best motivation to show up: the was was close to her old collage. Works for me!
+Chad for being as elusive as titties in high school.
+Jake for never not running ever.
+Tron and Crusher's amazing hold-out over 'corpses' holding off three zombies: THAT should be in a movie.
+Noah's Fair Gun that nearly split a tree in half.
+I have to say, I blocked a LOT of shots and I regret nothing.
+Velveeta's re-dik sweet prop ax, and creepy red glowing eyes.
PICS!
+10-12 people all day, and a good portion were guests: I'd say turnout was good.
+Peeps from 'Scon were eerywhere!
+got to meet board members I've never met befor: Hippnator and Crusher brought their A-games for sure.
+Crusher's brother havering as much stamina and enthusiasm as I've ever seen during rounds, plus 3,562,297 questions during downtime.
+ CTF/RTP was great, Newell has such a nice channel of trees for it.
+Carpe was nuts great, so much back and forth.
+ Best 360 DTC ever! Here's a rough list of the ammo used: stock darts, ballistic balls and 2 other off brands, mongos, megas, Titan rockets, homade Titan rockets, arrows, Missles, Iron Man rockets, and a frggin' monkey!
+Small Territories with stock arms was fantastic. BossNoah being the best troll ever.
+HvZ territories with awesome rules (thanks to Venom for the help) was an outstanding experience. Will absolutely be doing that more.
+Aubrey for having the best motivation to show up: the was was close to her old collage. Works for me!
+Chad for being as elusive as titties in high school.
+Jake for never not running ever.
+Tron and Crusher's amazing hold-out over 'corpses' holding off three zombies: THAT should be in a movie.
+Noah's Fair Gun that nearly split a tree in half.
+I have to say, I blocked a LOT of shots and I regret nothing.
+Velveeta's re-dik sweet prop ax, and creepy red glowing eyes.
PICS!
#323077 HellaWeen
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on 26 October 2012 - 09:08 PM
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@VenPants - Hellz yes, The VenPosse grows!
@Noodz - I as well will have extras and loaners.
@BossN9ne - I will have the length of tape you require.
As a reminder ALL of the pipe on the left side here is FREE! Take it! I do not one one scrap of it: takes as much as you want.
I'm packed, I'm going to be in bed by 10, I'll be up at 7 and there by 8. The pain starts at 9.
I am superjacked to put it mildly.
@Noodz - I as well will have extras and loaners.
@BossN9ne - I will have the length of tape you require.
As a reminder ALL of the pipe on the left side here is FREE! Take it! I do not one one scrap of it: takes as much as you want.
I'm packed, I'm going to be in bed by 10, I'll be up at 7 and there by 8. The pain starts at 9.
I am superjacked to put it mildly.
#323010 HellaWeen
Posted by
on 24 October 2012 - 11:17 PM
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I'm a definite now. Can't wait to get annihilated, I haven't nerfed in forever.
F that! No nerfer never not nerfs!
So, guys/gals, I have to ask...have you started packing?
No?
START!
Already got my shit in general assembly: nothing makes a war better than waking up in Saturday with nothing to do but show up.
#322832 Modification and Paintjob Pictures
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on 20 October 2012 - 02:59 PM
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Modifications
War illegal.
War legal!
100% Dan Beaver's construction, commissioned for the price of taking it off his hands when he moved.
War legal!
100% Dan Beaver's construction, commissioned for the price of taking it off his hands when he moved.
#322802 Modification and Paintjob Pictures
Posted by
on 19 October 2012 - 08:22 PM
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Modifications
I found that it is fairly easy to cut the tac rail off a Recon barrel extension, for those of us into mounting things that is.
This is the only flat spot on a UMB. Fortunately that little panel comes off easy so you can Glue N' Screw all night LONG!
This is the only flat spot on a UMB. Fortunately that little panel comes off easy so you can Glue N' Screw all night LONG!
#322663 HellaWeen
Posted by
on 16 October 2012 - 01:20 PM
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Time to do something that has not been done in MN since, I'm pretty sure, SPANO 2009: HUMANS VS ZOMBIES! It's Halloween, this is HellaWeen, and Newel park as a great layout for it.
NOTICE PLEASE the ammo regulations: I've got it narrowed down to only one serious part and this is it.
Green = Territory Depot/Survivor’s Objective
Red = Zombie Spawns
Objective – 1-team
• 1-2 zombies at the start, rest are survivors.
• All survivors start in the dead center of the field at the pavilion building. Zombies (s) start at spawn points.
• Must make it to all the depots and switch the sticks to neutral for the survivors to win.
Objective – 2- team
• Same rules at 1-team
• 2 teams start, each at opposite sides of the pavilion.
• If you are tagged by a human you are “dead”, and must remain in the spot you “died” in until a zombie resurrects you.
Blanket regulations
• Stock ammo, silly ammo, or sock-grenades ONLY!
• No blaster more powerful than a Sonic Bazooka unless using sillies or multi-barreled.
• Zombies use only 2’ pool-noodle (I will provide some) or approved melee.
• Survivors get only one life, zombies are unlimited instant touch respawn.
NOTICE PLEASE the ammo regulations: I've got it narrowed down to only one serious part and this is it.
Green = Territory Depot/Survivor’s Objective
Red = Zombie Spawns
Objective – 1-team
• 1-2 zombies at the start, rest are survivors.
• All survivors start in the dead center of the field at the pavilion building. Zombies (s) start at spawn points.
• Must make it to all the depots and switch the sticks to neutral for the survivors to win.
Objective – 2- team
• Same rules at 1-team
• 2 teams start, each at opposite sides of the pavilion.
• If you are tagged by a human you are “dead”, and must remain in the spot you “died” in until a zombie resurrects you.
Blanket regulations
• Stock ammo, silly ammo, or sock-grenades ONLY!
• No blaster more powerful than a Sonic Bazooka unless using sillies or multi-barreled.
• Zombies use only 2’ pool-noodle (I will provide some) or approved melee.
• Survivors get only one life, zombies are unlimited instant touch respawn.
#322660 Vote for NH's Next Avatar Pack
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on 16 October 2012 - 01:02 PM
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Second for Psychopathic Records
As much Mega Man as possible, please.
As much Mega Man as possible, please.
#322659 HellaWeen
Posted by
on 16 October 2012 - 12:33 PM
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Nerf Wars
Friggin sweet!I will be there possibly with friends.
If there was any reason to show up it will be the awesome objective games.Hmmmmm.... Maybe I'll decide to come back from college and nerf for the hell of it... it been way too long, and I sort wanna wreak son's and run away too quickly for him!
HOWEVER I will gladly indulge you. Let’s see if you can outrun a friggin HAMP!
Hipponuts: I shall answer these all:1) I might be there with a friend.
2) Can we get an attendance list going?
3) It would be a 4 hour drive, so I want to see if it's going to be a good first nerf war for a friend.
4) I only have 3 blasters (PAS, pumpbow, hand cannon) and 1/2" slug darts, is this ok
5) is this more of a melee/pistol/whatnot kinda thing?
1) Awesome!
2) Nope. Expect at least 6 people, as many as 12. I have never had a bad war with 6-12 people.
3) I can say 100% it would be: we are nice people who play fair and have a wide variety of games that cater to every possible style of play and level of ability.
4) That is plenty for any given war.
5) No, but we do allow them. Rules and regs in the OP.
This man speaks only the truth.There's usually only one or two pistol rounds, and since it's territories the action is contained in a smaller area and it's a lot of fun. There's always plenty of extra pistols to borrow too.
Will be double posting here in a sec with specs on a game to be played…
#322231 HellaWeen
Posted by
on 05 October 2012 - 04:16 PM
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Nerf Wars
Alright guys, I'm going to hit you with this.
Four-team 360 Defend The Core Rules
Our rounds of 360 DTC were some of my favorite of Augsational and dammit it has been every time I’ve played it! HOWEVER, there were several situations where war participants, Myself as an example both receiving and providing, were faced with the scenario of using a stupidly over-powered blaster at very close range because we are all around the core: no more.
Please read the chart below and bring ammo accordingly. Please bring LOTS of ammo in these categories. I know some of these are not air-propelled: I’m not going to handicap people because they didn’t buy 4 Sonic Bazookas and 6 UMB’s like I did.
Important to note: rounds will be no more than 10 minutes to account for the fact that I anticipate ammo supplies to be lower than if you could power through 400 slugs.
Point gradients
• Stephens/Slugs – ZERO! Not a single damn point! Can still tag players, but no points.
• Stock ammo – 1
• Mongos/Ballistic Balls/Vortex discs or any disc ammo – 3
• Sock Grenades (thrown) – 3
• Sonic Baz darts/Arrows/4B and UMB missiles – 5
• Stress Balls, small Nerf footballs, or similar squishy objects (thrown) - 5
• Titan Rockets/Ironman Rockets – 10
• Homeade/Draconas ammo – Ask me, I will classify fairly
• Other crazy crap or weirdness - Ask me, I will classify fairly
Why I'm doing this: With these regulations we will maintain all the absurdly fun challenges involved as usual AND stretch our creative engineering to get higher points while NOT getting turned into pepperoni pizzas. And yes, if you want to stay on defensive whilst brandishing only melee you now can do it with a much high degree of safety and effectiveness.
Four-team 360 Defend The Core Rules
Our rounds of 360 DTC were some of my favorite of Augsational and dammit it has been every time I’ve played it! HOWEVER, there were several situations where war participants, Myself as an example both receiving and providing, were faced with the scenario of using a stupidly over-powered blaster at very close range because we are all around the core: no more.
Please read the chart below and bring ammo accordingly. Please bring LOTS of ammo in these categories. I know some of these are not air-propelled: I’m not going to handicap people because they didn’t buy 4 Sonic Bazookas and 6 UMB’s like I did.
Important to note: rounds will be no more than 10 minutes to account for the fact that I anticipate ammo supplies to be lower than if you could power through 400 slugs.
Point gradients
• Stephens/Slugs – ZERO! Not a single damn point! Can still tag players, but no points.
• Stock ammo – 1
• Mongos/Ballistic Balls/Vortex discs or any disc ammo – 3
• Sock Grenades (thrown) – 3
• Sonic Baz darts/Arrows/4B and UMB missiles – 5
• Stress Balls, small Nerf footballs, or similar squishy objects (thrown) - 5
• Titan Rockets/Ironman Rockets – 10
• Homeade/Draconas ammo – Ask me, I will classify fairly
• Other crazy crap or weirdness - Ask me, I will classify fairly
Why I'm doing this: With these regulations we will maintain all the absurdly fun challenges involved as usual AND stretch our creative engineering to get higher points while NOT getting turned into pepperoni pizzas. And yes, if you want to stay on defensive whilst brandishing only melee you now can do it with a much high degree of safety and effectiveness.
#321997 HellaWeen
Posted by
on 26 September 2012 - 09:44 AM
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Nerf Wars
Ladies, I will be layin' pipe. FREE pipe. Here is a look at more of what I will be flat-out giving away at the war. You don't even have to be in costume: just show up and take it. Take it ALL.
#321546 HellaWeen
Posted by
on 11 September 2012 - 12:54 PM
in
Nerf Wars
OP updated! Expect regular updates as I pan out enhancedrules to Offend The Core and a game that is 100% new to HellaWeen or any other war I have hosted >;D
Sorry Ninj
I have some engagements on the 20th and 21st.
Any possibility this could be a week earlier?
Sorry Ninj
I have some engagements on the 20th and 21st.
#321348 HellaWeen
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on 03 September 2012 - 07:46 PM
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Holy dicks, this mf'er is ON!
I'll update the OP but for now let me tantalize you with just the tip...of the metric butt-ton of stuff I will be giving away at this war.
I'll update the OP but for now let me tantalize you with just the tip...of the metric butt-ton of stuff I will be giving away at this war.
#321130 Augsational!
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on 28 August 2012 - 01:58 PM
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PICS!!
Lets start of with this gem.
Long way to the objective...
General f'ing around.
Team S.W.A.G!!!
More tomfoolery, whole group style.
This is how many different ammos we had. Twas glorious.
Panorama!
Lets start of with this gem.
Long way to the objective...
General f'ing around.
Team S.W.A.G!!!
More tomfoolery, whole group style.
This is how many different ammos we had. Twas glorious.
Panorama!
#320763 Augsational!
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on 21 August 2012 - 12:04 PM
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I loved that war and thus I have things to say.
+12 people was a great number of people.
+A third of the attendees were guests, many who had not been to a war before, and they all brought it 100%. THAT is how shit gets done, nice work Eik, Wilberman, and JudeWolf.
+Every team in every round was fair and balanced due in large part to strong effort and participation from start to finish. Oh, except for 4-team opposite-crisscross Offend The Core: Team VenomSonAvenger slapped more nuts than an angry pimp in an insane asylum.
+Silly ammo for DTC! So much Silliness, so many over-powered blasters used!
-Sorry to every who I shot point-blank with my HAMP I will self-regulate better next time.
+Re-DICK fun rounds of CTF, I have never seen the flag change hands more times in one round before.
+Small Territories bringing back the joy of pistols.
+Holy ballsacks was it fun to see BustaNinjulian.
+Venom getting a handy from a homeless dude for pay-phone money.
-My unbreakable UMB broke, which was the only blaster I had that supports a shield.
-Switching blasters and getting tagged like 6 times because I reflexively try to block with a shield that was not there.
+The Flesh making a return and performing like a champ!
+Strong dart sweeps between rounds and VERY effective field clean up thanks to Venom's direction, plus we were all near each other and got a solid 25 minutes of conversation time.
-Sorry your car broke, Dirty Dan.
+Construction Vests shine as superior team marking equipment.
I'll have pics up soon, got some good group shots. Thanks for a fun war guys, I am satisfied.
+12 people was a great number of people.
+A third of the attendees were guests, many who had not been to a war before, and they all brought it 100%. THAT is how shit gets done, nice work Eik, Wilberman, and JudeWolf.
+Every team in every round was fair and balanced due in large part to strong effort and participation from start to finish. Oh, except for 4-team opposite-crisscross Offend The Core: Team VenomSonAvenger slapped more nuts than an angry pimp in an insane asylum.
+Silly ammo for DTC! So much Silliness, so many over-powered blasters used!
-Sorry to every who I shot point-blank with my HAMP
I will self-regulate better next time.+Re-DICK fun rounds of CTF, I have never seen the flag change hands more times in one round before.
+Small Territories bringing back the joy of pistols.
+Holy ballsacks was it fun to see BustaNinjulian.
+Venom getting a handy from a homeless dude for pay-phone money.
-My unbreakable UMB broke, which was the only blaster I had that supports a shield.
-Switching blasters and getting tagged like 6 times because I reflexively try to block with a shield that was not there.
+The Flesh making a return and performing like a champ!
+Strong dart sweeps between rounds and VERY effective field clean up thanks to Venom's direction, plus we were all near each other and got a solid 25 minutes of conversation time.
-Sorry your car broke, Dirty Dan.
+Construction Vests shine as superior team marking equipment.
I'll have pics up soon, got some good group shots. Thanks for a fun war guys, I am satisfied.
#320639 Augsational!
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on 18 August 2012 - 07:30 AM
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KHLAAA-BLAAGHK!!!!!
#320630 Augsational!
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on 17 August 2012 - 09:26 PM
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Wow, this is lookling to be a real sausage-fest: the BEST KIND of fest!
I'm packed. Here's proof. If you look closely you can see several instruments of your destruction.
For all you true warriors who show up a tad early you can help set up DEEZ:
I'm packed. Here's proof. If you look closely you can see several instruments of your destruction.
For all you true warriors who show up a tad early you can help set up DEEZ:
#320482 Augsational!
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on 14 August 2012 - 10:28 PM
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Gearin' up.
THIS is the kind of prep I like to see!
Message to everyone: I have darts. I have darts for sale, darts to loan, comunal darts, and darts I will just plain give you if it helps.
#320361 Augsational!
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on 11 August 2012 - 08:54 PM
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Willmarm - f right!
Eye-K - Double F right!
Tron - oh...all right
START. PACKING . NOW. I am. I'm done doing it on Friday night or Saturday morning when it sucks more than anything.
Eye-K - Double F right!
Tron - oh...all right
START. PACKING . NOW. I am. I'm done doing it on Friday night or Saturday morning when it sucks more than anything.
#319044 Augsational!
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on 23 July 2012 - 06:33 PM
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Evidence to my commitment of not fucking around:
#318005 Augsational!
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on 05 July 2012 - 08:36 AM
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BOOM: BUMP!!!
#317521 SPANO
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on 25 June 2012 - 12:58 PM
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PICS!!!
Aawwww-yeeeeeah!
It felt like this some times...
See it up there?
See it now?
Two shots was all it took!
Aawwww-yeeeeeah!
It felt like this some times...
See it up there?
See it now?
Two shots was all it took!
#317519 SPANO
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on 25 June 2012 - 12:42 PM
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I will say in no uncertain terms that this group was one of if not the most accommodating collection of attendees ever. If I needed shit moved across the field: people helped. Setting up mobsticals: 4 people on each one. Dart sweep after every round: every was on it. Reconfiguring the field: 9 volunteers getting it done in only a few minutes. We got one if not two more full rounds in than if people were just there to lounge between rounds, and I did not see anyone not pitch in at some point. Thank you. All of you.
+ShadowBat and company showed up to kick ass as always.
+4-team DTC worked, and it worked with a gradient of points for different ammo! Expect this much much more!
+ The single most tactical vest EVAR worn by TacVestGuy.
+JudeWolf’s Pal, Turquoise Shirt guy, SunBurn, and Boss9’s other pal showing that anyone can make a crazy difference in a round even if they are new or not really hardcore about the NIC.
+Seeing Mongo darts in action. Me Gusta.
+Boss9/Umlaute/Boss’s other pal – eat some sandwiches and get fatter so I can keep up.
+KashimiTim – for bringing a crew including, but not limited to, Elvin Archer who I enjoyed many a stand-off with.
-Stupid “yellow” flagging tape and “green” flagging tape not having a conversation about what colors yellow and green actually are.
+Amy’s ability to slow like 4 people’s progress in Territories with a NiteFinder. JUST a NiteFinder. And no cover. Diz-am.
+Territories worked! On both a large AND small-scale/pistols format!
+Dirty Dan – continuing to raise the bar in every category.
+Played my personal fav game off all time: Mosh Pit! Didn’t even go for the flag, just hung back and HAMP’ed in all your faces.
Dommers showing me how awesome I must looking holding The Flesh.
+NewsTeam – Constant. Unrelenting. Positivity.
+DeamonLoad (giggity) shooting a Titan Missile out of a tree one his SECOND SHOT! Also that he showed up. If I had to pick one I’d take the second.
+Busting repeated massive HAMP’y loads on everyone and everything in sight.
-Not getting to bitch about my HAMP breaking.
+That younger boy who ran around and dart-swept ALL DAY! I gave him most of my freebies but it was in no way fair compensation for all the effort he gave.
+Tron/Starkles/VenPants/Velveeta – Go to hell and eat every dick on your way down. I hate you more than the clap.
+ShadowBat and company showed up to kick ass as always.
+4-team DTC worked, and it worked with a gradient of points for different ammo! Expect this much much more!
+ The single most tactical vest EVAR worn by TacVestGuy.
+JudeWolf’s Pal, Turquoise Shirt guy, SunBurn, and Boss9’s other pal showing that anyone can make a crazy difference in a round even if they are new or not really hardcore about the NIC.
+Seeing Mongo darts in action. Me Gusta.
+Boss9/Umlaute/Boss’s other pal – eat some sandwiches and get fatter so I can keep up.
+KashimiTim – for bringing a crew including, but not limited to, Elvin Archer who I enjoyed many a stand-off with.
-Stupid “yellow” flagging tape and “green” flagging tape not having a conversation about what colors yellow and green actually are.
+Amy’s ability to slow like 4 people’s progress in Territories with a NiteFinder. JUST a NiteFinder. And no cover. Diz-am.
+Territories worked! On both a large AND small-scale/pistols format!
+Dirty Dan – continuing to raise the bar in every category.
+Played my personal fav game off all time: Mosh Pit! Didn’t even go for the flag, just hung back and HAMP’ed in all your faces.
Dommers showing me how awesome I must looking holding The Flesh.
+NewsTeam – Constant. Unrelenting. Positivity.
+DeamonLoad (giggity) shooting a Titan Missile out of a tree one his SECOND SHOT! Also that he showed up. If I had to pick one I’d take the second.
+Busting repeated massive HAMP’y loads on everyone and everything in sight.
-Not getting to bitch about my HAMP breaking.
+That younger boy who ran around and dart-swept ALL DAY! I gave him most of my freebies but it was in no way fair compensation for all the effort he gave.
+Tron/Starkles/VenPants/Velveeta – Go to hell and eat every dick on your way down. I hate you more than the clap.
#317390 SPANO
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on 22 June 2012 - 09:53 PM
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People can use my blasters too, I have too many. This offer is not limited to dom.
Every one of them give +3 wangs to the mouth of your target.
SO...I'm packed.
If you are reading this and are NOT packed then GO PACK! Load that shit into cars right now, trust me: if you take one single portion of advice from me ever in your life it is pack the night before.
TL/DR: STOP READING GO PACK!!
#317363 SPANO
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on 22 June 2012 - 02:48 PM
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(do as he says or you will be banned)
Dommers, I will lend you an infallible UMB with hopper and darts from my own personal stash, but ONLY IF...you promise never to use this as an excuse again.
#317082 SPANO
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on 16 June 2012 - 08:56 PM
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It will work flawlessly outside of the battle, during the battle I give it half a shot before it falls apart.
There is nothing TOO fall apart: this son of a bitch is one solid piece of plastic. It smelled like PVC cement for 2 days and I've already test thrown-on-the-ground it twice. The only thing getting pounded harder than this thing's plunger is the fool I'm aiming at.
#316735 SPANO
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on 08 June 2012 - 09:22 PM
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Jerkbags, in an effort to provide the best possible war experience I have assembled a small toolbox of the most critical shit fixers for general public use.
Also: I have darts.
An lastly I present your imminent demise.
Also: I have darts.
An lastly I present your imminent demise.
#316342 Cataclysm 3 - Chicagoland War
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on 30 May 2012 - 10:15 PM
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Pics now, words later.
#316302 SPANO
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on 29 May 2012 - 10:18 PM
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Mankato, MN proper, Chi, and anyone else, I want you to know this: this shit is ON! I will give everything I can to make this shit so fly you crap your pants twice out of courtesy.
OP updated. I'm selling darts. Get your trades lined up.
If you have ANY questions about how to skirt the rules or work the regulations in your favor PM me: I will give fair evaluation to everything.
OP updated. I'm selling darts. Get your trades lined up.
If you have ANY questions about how to skirt the rules or work the regulations in your favor PM me: I will give fair evaluation to everything.
