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#4336 X2

Posted by Switchblade on 06 May 2003 - 07:45 PM in Off Topic

Gee sunshine, are you ever unhappy?

#4321 X2

Posted by Switchblade on 06 May 2003 - 03:35 PM in Off Topic

You're no addict! You can't even spell crack! You're just the famed "suburban dumbass troll"! I hear their breeding grounds are on forums...

#2480 War On Iraq

Posted by Switchblade on 20 March 2003 - 05:26 PM in Off Topic

Batman, I'm pretty much with you on this one. Also, Milkbelly, I hear you. Whoever said we're sheltered warwise: Tru fucking that. Yeah, 9-11 was bad. But seriously, I wasn't that affected by it. And we have never had a big war with another country (other than England) on our soil. People just don't really realize that. "[insert country] is such a pussy, they won't fight!" Then that same person's saying "Oh my god, the fighting could be somewhat near us! We're all gonna die!" France has had the shit beaten out of their country. And as for the people who dis Bush, the majority don't know jack-shit about politics. They just say "He's a hick!". If you dislike Bush because you have a good reason, I'm just dandy. But considering all the shit that's gone down, he's been doing pretty good.

And please excuse the expletives, they're for emphasis.

#2559 Tips To Get A Good Clan.

Posted by Switchblade on 22 March 2003 - 08:58 PM in General Nerf

There are three groups in Ohio that we've fought against.

Dammit, Black Blade, you're in Ohio? Now I can hunt you down for your meaningless posts! Hooray!

Get the "special" stefans.

#2485 Tips To Get A Good Clan.

Posted by Switchblade on 20 March 2003 - 05:42 PM in General Nerf

What VACC said. I just got one of my friends pumped about it (showed him some pics, including the "Bolt Action loser Rifle". We're gonna do a mod over Spring Break! Hooray!) And sorry to be a bitch, but I wanna keep this board very nice, so please use punctuation (,.?, etc.)

For example: Posted by Black Blade
"puddle of foam are you talking to me if so sure. "
Puddle of Foam, are you talking to me? If so, sure.

Sorry to humiliate you dude, but I really have hope for this place.

#1115 Teamwork:

Posted by Switchblade on 05 February 2003 - 04:28 PM in General Nerf

Well, I'm a big fan of teamwork, but the guys I Nerf with don't really go for that (except for 1). They tried to go Lone Ranger...Except a couple of "you go that way, I'll go this way" things and pincer movements. In general, there's not a sufficient amount of teamwork in our games.

But yes, I think teamwork is essential. No matter what your style, teamwork is a must for sucess against good teams.

#2010 Taglines

Posted by Switchblade on 04 March 2003 - 07:55 PM in Site Feedback

Okay, this is my final say on the shirts.

Good Ones (In no particular order):
1)NerfHaven - So Parents have something to blame violence on besides Video Games.
2)The reason for that little warning on the box
3)Real men use plastic guns

Hell-naw Ones: Got Nerf?

Everything else is ok. A'ight, I'm done

#2005 Taglines

Posted by Switchblade on 04 March 2003 - 06:15 PM in Site Feedback

authorite (I need an accent over the e)

Authorité

Done

Anyway, you guys really narrowed it down to some good stuff. Bravo. Except "I <3 Your Mom". Anyway, I'd be happy with any of the others.

#5811 Stefans Weights

Posted by Switchblade on 19 June 2003 - 02:37 PM in General Nerf

Okay, someone (say, a mod?) seriously needs to sticky a thread with all valuable information about Stefans. Mmmk? And like Spoon said, 1/4 lb slingshot ammo. Anyway, this damn flood control...yarr.

#6457 Stefan Straightening

Posted by Switchblade on 02 July 2003 - 05:51 PM in Homemades

I haven't tried this, but maybe sticking it in the freezer in some PVC or something? I dunno, just an idea.

#2650 Shirts?

Posted by Switchblade on 25 March 2003 - 02:32 PM in Site Feedback

Hooray. Because though the forums are intelligent, like y'alls said at the beginning: it's not just 'bout the forums, it's about content. And I hope to see that. And now I have Paypal. Keep it up and there'll be a donation coming your way.

#2742 Shirts?

Posted by Switchblade on 27 March 2003 - 07:49 PM in Site Feedback

Spoon, you're right. You know, before I had been bitching to myself "Why aren't there any more articles?" Then I realized, damn, I can't think of anything (besides the usual crap that everyone and their mom writes about 10 times).

#2648 Shirts?

Posted by Switchblade on 25 March 2003 - 02:24 PM in Site Feedback

Not to be a bitch, but how are the shirts coming along?

Also, articles? Any planned, or are you waiting for a submission?

#2699 Shirts?

Posted by Switchblade on 26 March 2003 - 04:12 PM in Site Feedback

I can't think of anything besides the usual shit.

Ooh, RAD teams. Hehe! Do it for me, Spoon, or I won't give you (or VACC!) the whoring money!

#2558 Scenario And Games Section

Posted by Switchblade on 22 March 2003 - 08:56 PM in Site Feedback

it doesn't seem like a broad enough topic to turn into a forum section.

Word. I thought we were talking about article section or database or something. My bad. Yeah, that would suck as a forum section.

#2483 Scenario And Games Section

Posted by Switchblade on 20 March 2003 - 05:38 PM in Site Feedback

I would suggest you look here. It was written by our good man Spoon. But indeed, it would be nice to have an article on different kinds of battles. By the way, articles? Anyone?

#5714 Rf20 Problems

Posted by Switchblade on 15 June 2003 - 05:51 PM in Modifications

Same thing kinda happened to me...I think you somehow threw off the barrels when taking off the casing. You see, I opened the whole thing, took out the barrels, but didn't mess with it anymore than that. I put the casing back on, and it doesn't work. But I can't find my mini-screwdrivers(!). If I could find those bastards I'd be done with a whole lot of mods by now. YAAAR! I need new ones.

#1819 Ratchetblast Repair Needed..

Posted by Switchblade on 26 February 2003 - 05:23 PM in Modifications

This is what happened to mine (which I happened to find in my backyard b/c one of my bro's friends left it there. All rusty and stuff)! I dunno what's wrong though. It just kinda slid on down...Sorry I wasn't any help. Anyone know how to treat this?

#46300 Portable Pressure Sprayer

Posted by Switchblade on 19 January 2005 - 05:11 PM in Modifications

Courtesy of Nerfonline.

http://nerfonline.co...ril2002/009.jpg

#70484 Penny Arcade!

Posted by Switchblade on 05 January 2006 - 04:58 PM in General Nerf

PA is awesome, it cracks me up. That is truly killer that the Nerf folks got a shout-out in the video-game communtiy, especially at freakin' Penny Arcade. Who knows, maybe some people will dig out their old Secret Shots.

"The best part about placentas is cold placenta sandwiches the next day."

#71275 Painted Sharpshooter Ii

Posted by Switchblade on 19 January 2006 - 09:46 PM in Modifications

*splooge*

#2718 Ohio Nerfers.

Posted by Switchblade on 26 March 2003 - 09:19 PM in General Nerf

Me & no.

#70691 Nf In A New Color Scheme

Posted by Switchblade on 09 January 2006 - 05:50 PM in General Nerf

Tigatron was a pimp. Too bad his lady died.

#1768 New Nerf Gun!

Posted by Switchblade on 24 February 2003 - 04:44 PM in General Nerf

I think I'll bid on it. Just keep it strapped to my wrist during wars or something. I dunno. But it's strange, indeed.

#1201 New Article!

Posted by Switchblade on 08 February 2003 - 05:00 PM in Site Feedback

Dude, are you serious? That's crazy. But seriously, I read it, and that's a nice article. Short and to the point. Lanky people don't intimidate me, though. The average height towers of muscle are what freak me out. And Captain Popetacious? What the hell?!

#4251 Nerfhaven Merch

Posted by Switchblade on 03 May 2003 - 10:16 AM in Site Feedback

Those shirts are pretty cool. But I was blown away by the thong...Wow. And the store is here.

#69944 Nerfhaven In The Press!

Posted by Switchblade on 27 December 2005 - 10:05 AM in General Nerf

Groove probably is our hottest nerd, though with my new shaggy hair I can look pretty "scene". What is the Gr00ve-meister up to? College? I haven't really been around here in a while.

#69883 Nerfhaven In The Press!

Posted by Switchblade on 26 December 2005 - 03:04 PM in General Nerf

Yeah, I just realized there are no comments on anything on there. But whatever.
And yeah, that picture is almost "Napoleon Dynamite"-ish. We need to have a photo shoot with the sexiest, most stylish nerfers for Nerf to use in their next product catalog.

Any other interesting finds related to Nerf? They don't just have to be about NerfHaven.

#70093 Nerfhaven In The Press!

Posted by Switchblade on 29 December 2005 - 02:04 PM in General Nerf

Holy poop, it's Groove himself. Nice to see you, man.

And yeah, I think you probably have a fan club here.

#70063 Nerfhaven In The Press!

Posted by Switchblade on 28 December 2005 - 11:05 PM in General Nerf

Hey, don't hate. And I do go to a lot of shows, but I am no fashion-whore. And yes, i will hardcore dance. And do it well. But we're cool......for now. DUN DUN DUN

Anyway, yeah, this isn't Something Awful material. We have too many hard-asses. Because aliens-probed-my-butt people just yell "IT'S TRUE!". We shoot them in the face. With Nerf guns. Modded. HARD.

#70216 Nerfhaven In The Press!

Posted by Switchblade on 01 January 2006 - 01:15 AM in General Nerf

DUde, that article was the one I was talking about being around here. I live in Cincinnati, that's from the Cincinnati Enquirer. Blue Ash is like 10 minutes away from me. Good times, though, haha. People will always blow stuff up, most parents are smart enough to not buy everything they read.

Did it mention the "invisible rule"? That thing was awesome.

#70026 Nerfhaven In The Press!

Posted by Switchblade on 28 December 2005 - 10:26 AM in General Nerf

Thanks, Taita. And man, he's really good at the graphic design stuff!

And I think MySpace is good. Unless you're a whore. Which is 50% of the people on there. I mainly use it to keep in touch with bands and local shows and stuff. Plus, I have met some pretty darn cool folks through it. Plus I was on it before it was hot, so I'm not "OMG ADD ME." If I think you're cool or like your band or whatever, I'll add you.

Somewhat on topic: Anyone else ever have an article in the paper about local nerf wars? A lot of high schools around here did monster ones over a few weeks, but one was just ridiculous. I thuoght that was pretty neat.

.....me

#69878 Nerfhaven In The Press!

Posted by Switchblade on 26 December 2005 - 02:20 PM in General Nerf

Nerfhaven gets props

Just some random blog, but I thought it was interesting. Found it by googling "Nerfhaven". Anyone else have interesting finds?

xSwitchx

#70228 Nerfhaven In The Press!

Posted by Switchblade on 01 January 2006 - 02:16 PM in General Nerf

Yeah, I don't endorse leaving rude comments either. Who comes across as the petty one, here? And yeah, he jokes about the NH folks being nerds, but then he says "nah, I should cut them a break, they found something they like."
And really, you sound like 7th graders. Which you very well may be. Way to represent the sport and the community.
Anyway, yeah. Happy New Year, everyone.

#2556 Nerfhaven

Posted by Switchblade on 22 March 2003 - 08:48 PM in Off Topic

There are too many n00b posts that are asking simple questions which can be found by looking at either this site or another. It's a matter of 2 minutes. C'mon. I too am suspicious of Black Blade. Overall, on forums there are too many people who just post "tru dat" or "yes"/"no". Sometimes "hee hee". I am not by a long shot a Nerf expert, and I do not post unless I have something to say.

Switchblade Out.

#2482 Nerfhaven

Posted by Switchblade on 20 March 2003 - 05:34 PM in Off Topic

Like C or VACC said, it won't stay this size forever. But, like [whoever] said, The trademark will lots of user and quality. I'm all for expanding, as long as Joe shmoe, who doesn't know he has a shift key, but can use that Caps lock, is allowed to write "NEED cROSSBOW!!!!" all over. I'm glad Cxwq is taking the time to filter the users. And guys, please feel free to whip out the banhammer or warn people if they are being dumbasses. I'm not a very experienced Nerfer, so I just shut up if I don't what I'm talking about. I don't have many posts, I'm not very well known, but if I speak, I know my shit.

#72277 Nerfers In Henderson Nevada?

Posted by Switchblade on 04 February 2006 - 04:58 PM in Nerf Wars

Dear kids,
Nerf on Frappr. Love, Switchblade.

#2840 Nerf War Stories.

Posted by Switchblade on 31 March 2003 - 06:58 PM in Site Feedback

Mock the "l33t" n00bs out there. Yes, you're hardcore, but make fun of the loser hardcore people. It can involve drive-bys/mob hits. Ah, that would be great.

#69945 Nerf Rpg

Posted by Switchblade on 27 December 2005 - 10:09 AM in Homemades

Wow, that's just downright hot. Nice job, Renegade, you're really contributing some great stuff to the NIC. I am still pretty excited about the Barricade Buster's, so it was nice to see this too. Plus, that's got quite an intimidation factor to it. Peace.

xSwitchx

#70549 Nerf Online

Posted by Switchblade on 06 January 2006 - 08:39 PM in General Nerf

Haha, yeah. He really ought to have one from fairly recently.

But yeah, I might go with him if I have free time. Because hax0rs are teh sux0r. And I think it will be really funny. Hackers are usualy not that intimidating of people.

And yeah, Hal has always kinda seemed jerky and seemed to think he was really paving the way to the future or something.

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