My thread summary:Number of sexual jokes involing the fact that this topic has "lubricant" in the title: 0 (not nearly enough)
Some people lube their "gun" with K-Y, but that stuff wears off too quickly, leaving you dry. Vaseline might not be safe for "rubber", if you know what I mean (you don't want your seal breaking at the wrong time!). Silicone lube will last much longer -- plenty of time for a little "gunplay".
(If you weren't serious, please tell me instead of 9999ing. Thank you.)
On an unrelated note, if you replace the spring in a gun you'll also want to put in a more powerful trigger spring. Otherwise, your "gun" will go off before you see any "action", and you won't have any "ammo" when it's time for "gunplay".
Hey, I tried your innuendo jokes. If you don't like 'em, feel free to suck my "Titan's" "Barrel".


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