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Soothsayer

Member Since 03 Jul 2008
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How has everyone been? who's still around?

21 February 2013 - 11:56 PM

I completely understand if a moderator feels this thread is pointless. I haven't really been on since 2011 apocalypse.

How has everyone been? who is still around from my generation? I've missed you guys even if most of you have no idea who I am haha.




one last time, mods, feel free to delete this, or let it live for a few days and then delete. I understand either way

Cincinnati Birthday Brawl

21 February 2013 - 07:11 PM

To celebrate my birthday I'm going to be having my revival-ish war thing. I'm hoping for a sick turn out, but not expecting the world. Many of my old nerf colleagues have long since quit or fallen off the face of the earth (not that I have any room to talk).


Location: Mount Echo Park
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When: June 1st (saturday)
10am - 5pm ish

After the war, I'm having a sick party at my house. The party is for more of a "older crowd"
if you'd like to hit the party, I can provide a floor for you to crash on, so get at me.


What to Bring:
Water
Eye Protection (Anyone under 18 must be wearing some during rounds)
Lunch/Money
Some friends
Water<
Obstacles
A Good supply or darts
A mighty supply of extra blasters
Water<<<
Camera
GREAT MORALE!
Did I mention Water?

What not to bring:
Real weapons
Narcotics or Alcohol
Realistically painted blasters (if you do, you'll need to deck it out with some neon tape)
Singled Titans
Homemade Airguns
Plugged pump BBBB (I will be testing all, and I'm not a twit, so don't try me)
Most air blasters will be subject to being banned.


Game types will vary, we'll try to touch most bases as to get better practice. I'm mostly interested in deathmatch

and if any of you remember, I don't fuckin play zombies.



darts/stefans:
I go big or go the fuck home. I don't recommend showing up with stock darts, or modified stock darks cause me and my other nerf gurus will stomp your ass and I don't want that.

weight/design/specs:
No slingshot weights
no exposed metal/sharpness
no excessive bbs in one dart
nothing that's gonna take someone's eye down their throat
There's a lot of long range situations at mt echo, but there are 20-30ft away situations too

get the gist?



Attendees:
Soothsayer + friends (4-5 as of now)
BuffDaddy
Father Time
Coop
Xellah
Shrub
archangel24 +2
ck24 +3-4
Thaygor +1


Maybes:
Ezio Nerf
Darkdragon
Goldie
chop
Pointman9
blacklion +1
paze
Joe Espinoza


final notes: This is my first war in years, and I want it to be a casual yet competitive day.

no matter the attendance forecast, we will be showing up regardless.



As true to all of Soothsayer's/my wars, I will be giving out an MVP blaster modded by yours truly at the end of the day/when I leave.

and then the soothsayer returned...

27 May 2011 - 08:03 PM

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I didn't overdose, I didn't die, and most importantly I didn't quit nerf. I had some serious problems in my life, and it's been an extremely rocky year since last APOC, which was more or less my going away party. What most of you may not be aware of is that last APOC, I was in extremely bad health. Mentally and physically, and my doctors strongly apposed me "driving to new jersey to play with toy guns." But I went anyways. I didn't care. This is my favorite hobby and a big part of my life. It was the only thing that kept my mind busy during my teenage years, and I can easily say prevented me from killing myself from my extreme depression problems during those years. I owe my life to nerf, as childish and "gay" that sounds. So as you can see nerf is something I hold very close to me, much closer than a hobby. Going on hiatus wasn't something I had planned or wanted to do at all, but it had to be done. I'll skip anymore sob story bullshit with this.


TL;DR:
I'm back for good mother fuckers. I'm in perfect health again after nearly 2 years. Let's blow this bitch wide open. If anyone had contracts they were discussing with me they would still like to move forward with, message me.

ps-
Alright listen. I just wanted to throw something out there, to all of you who seem to believe you're so above the rest of us. I don't, and neither does anyone else have the time or patience for your rockstar bullshit. When you act like a jerk, I am completely unimpressed with your infantile display that you might think comes with your dubious status from modding and playing with toy guns better than one another. Your behavior towards your fellow nerfers makes you an atrophy to the hobby we all share. I don't respect usernames, status, mods, wins, losses, age, or gender. I respect respect. All you need for mine, is yours.

Cincinnati Warm Up

22 June 2010 - 04:53 PM

I can't wait for Valor's or the other July War. I realize it's very short notice, but it's the summer so I figured it wouldn't hurt to try.

Location: Mount Echo Park
Pictures of location: http://s609.photobuc...O... Echo Park/
Location on Mapquest

When: June 26th
10am - death from heat stroke


What to Bring:
Water
Eye Protection (Anyone under 18 must be wearing some during rounds)
Lunch/Money
Some friend
Water
Obstacles
A Good supply or darts
A mighty supply of extra blasters
Water
Camera
GREAT MORALE!
Did I mention Water?

What not to bring:
Real weapons
Narcotics or Alcohol
Realistically painted blasters (if you do, you'll need to deck it out with some neon tape)
Singled Titans
Homemade Airguns
Plugged pump BBBB (I will be testing all, and I'm not a twit, so don't try me)
Most air blasters will be subject to being banned.


Game types will vary, we'll try to touch most bases as to get better practice.


Attendees:
Soothsayer + 4-10 (my friends are really starting to get into it!)
Saucy
Foam Ninja + half of the b-team?


Maybes:
Nerf Mafia



final notes: This is simply a warm up, I don't really expect the roster to break 20 people, but if it did, it'd be great practice for those of us going to Valor's war and the other wars in july that are close.

Spy Launcher Guitar

18 March 2010 - 07:29 PM

Been out for a few months, but I'm back now. I got a lot of projects coming together right now, this is a hilarity preview. I repeat:
This is for fun.

Anyways, what you will need:
Spy Gear Launcher that you found for $1 at goodwill
Rock Band Controller that you found in the trash up the street.
Dremel
Screwdriver (phillips)
Hot Glue
Epoxy
Heat Gun
Wire
Vinyl Tubing
Spare Pump ( I have no idea what the one I found for this mod is from)
1/2 PVC coupler
Respirator
Balls
A sense of humor and inner rock gods



Lets begin:
I found this bad boy in the trash with a lot of it's pieces missing.
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Gut this bitch!
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Unscrew the neck from the body
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Open it up and rip out /everything/
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You'll only need the part of the neck with the frets on it.


Next, I secured the body to a metal table and heat blasted it and kept fitting the spy launcher tank in it until it fit. Remember to wear a respirator cause the fumes can fuck your day up.
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Get a little bit of this action going on. I secured everything with Hot glue and epoxy

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Hook some wire to the firing pin. (Ignore the black ring thing)
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Glue your MASSIVE barrel to the back of the neck of the guitar,
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NERF CLAN "WU TANG"
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Run the wire to the whammy bar. Yes, ladies, the WHAMMY BAR fires this thing.




This bastard is ram-rod loaded, and blasts darts back in time.


In all seriousness, 100ft+ with about 15-20 pumps.


ps: the wu tang association is not to be trifled with. More pictures of Wu Tang's new projects and members will be up soon.