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Devious

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Ohnw 06' Planning

10 March 2006 - 10:12 PM

With the end of school approaching rapidly, It's time to start planning the Ohio nerf war again, this time with enough time leading up to it so that we dont end up with only the 6 of us around here again

Theres a couple places up here close to my house(Garrettsville), one further away (Poland ohio), as well as the possibility to find a place elsewhere

Any weekend after june 2nd i'm good for, i'll be off school then

Anyone intrested?

-Dev

Streetz

25 June 2005 - 06:41 PM

well, i got this im from him, it went like this (Note: Jew is being used as j00, or you, except for the first use):

MstrBasser525: hi
MstrBasser525: FUCKER
MstrBasser525: im going to go retrubution
MstrBasser525: and FUCK IT UP
XTheDragonManX: you are going to get served
MstrBasser525: HI
MstrBasser525: FUCK You
MstrBasser525: u wanna get a pm of hatred
MstrBasser525: im STRETTZ
XTheDragonManX: hahaha
MstrBasser525: streetz!!!
XTheDragonManX: jew
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: u wanna get a pm of hatred your way
XTheDragonManX: heil mein freund
MstrBasser525: by the wya im not jew
MstrBasser525: haha
MstrBasser525: idiot
XTheDragonManX: dont make me play my +5 sword of fire
MstrBasser525: ill kick your ass
XTheDragonManX: or my wizard will beat your goblin
MstrBasser525: and ill fuck the war up
MstrBasser525: count me in
MstrBasser525: and ill screw the war up
MstrBasser525: and u cant touch me
MstrBasser525: or ill sue
MstrBasser525: or tell the cops
MstrBasser525: im going to take all the stefans
MstrBasser525: and shit like that
XTheDragonManX: i'll call the tresspass card
MstrBasser525: by then ill have all the stefans
XTheDragonManX: and shoot you with an SKS in self defense
MstrBasser525: dude
MstrBasser525: it won hurt fucker
XTheDragonManX: * loads the clip *
XTheDragonManX: riiiiggghhhhttt....
MstrBasser525: i dont get hurt by darts
XTheDragonManX: like your bullettproof?
MstrBasser525: or even homemades
MstrBasser525: im wearing 5 layers
MstrBasser525: evern if it hot
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: 30 7.56mm rounds WILL kill you
MstrBasser525: you wont kill me
MstrBasser525: and you know ur to pussy to
MstrBasser525: no matter how pissed off you are
MstrBasser525: and if u did kill me
MstrBasser525: you would likely serve lots of time
XTheDragonManX: not in self d
MstrBasser525: and theylll put you in a asylum
XTheDragonManX: you tresspassed
XTheDragonManX: n00b
MstrBasser525: yeah...that aint THREATING!!!
MstrBasser525: im not having a weapon
MstrBasser525: or a gun
MstrBasser525: MORON
XTheDragonManX: who gives a shit
XTheDragonManX: i cant tell
MstrBasser525: the court will
MstrBasser525: ask anyone
XTheDragonManX: i wear glasses ya know
MstrBasser525: u cant kill a robber
MstrBasser525: even if they rob your house
MstrBasser525: its fucked up
XTheDragonManX: yeah, you can
MstrBasser525: but believe it
MstrBasser525: no you cant
XTheDragonManX: i'll just bury you in my backyard
MstrBasser525: haha
MstrBasser525: u talk pretty big for a person like you
MstrBasser525: what are you...
MstrBasser525: liek 11?
MstrBasser525: 12?
XTheDragonManX: 17
MstrBasser525: haha
MstrBasser525: no your not
MstrBasser525: ill kick your ass
XTheDragonManX: i eat n00bs like you for breakfast
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!
MstrBasser525: Sunchip claims u have weed
MstrBasser525: if thats true
MstrBasser525: i wont fuck the war up
XTheDragonManX: i'm playing my +6 elemental strike
MstrBasser525: cause ill come for some green
XTheDragonManX: prepare to eat earth, your goblins doomed
XTheDragonManX: remind me to put rat poison in your blunt
MstrBasser525: haha
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: IM STREET
MstrBasser525: OBEY ME!!!!
MstrBasser525: I RULE
XTheDragonManX: fuck off
MstrBasser525: I FUCK WHEVER I WANT
MstrBasser525: AND I GET ALL THE GIRLS
MstrBasser525: AND I GOT A BIG COCK
MstrBasser525: AND I GOT MUSCLE
MstrBasser525: AND CAN KICK YOUR ASS!!!
MstrBasser525: I FUCK WHENEVER I WANT
XTheDragonManX: yeah, and i'm sitting here with pamela anderson sucking my 18 incher
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: I FUCK EVERYONE I WANT
MstrBasser525: CAUSE IM SEXY AS SHIT
XTheDragonManX: your dog doesnt count ya know
MstrBasser525: I DONT HAVE A DOG
MstrBasser525: MORON
MstrBasser525: I FUCK A GIRL WHEN I WANT
MstrBasser525: STICK MY WARM BIG COCK IN HER TIGHT PUSSY
MstrBasser525: AND THRUST
MstrBasser525: !!!
MstrBasser525: HELL YEAH
XTheDragonManX: oh wow, tranny's dont count either
MstrBasser525: I DONT FUCK TRANNY
MstrBasser525: YOU BETTER NOT MENTION ME ON NERFHQ!!1
XTheDragonManX: turn caps off n00b
MstrBasser525: OR ILL SEND A BIG PM OF HATRED YOUR WAY
XTheDragonManX: oh really, i think i'll post it anyways
XTheDragonManX: i like banning people
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: hahaha
XTheDragonManX: just because your mom likes horses and aint giving you head anymore....
MstrBasser525: U FUCK UR MOM
MstrBasser525: AND GET HER TO SUCK YOUR COCK
MstrBasser525: U BETTER NOT TALK ABOUT THIS
MstrBasser525: FUCKER!!!
XTheDragonManX: too bad, i'm making the topic as i type
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: ILL BAN YOU
MstrBasser525: ILL HACK YOU
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!
XTheDragonManX: hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah * breathes * hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahah
XTheDragonManX: not done yet, hahahahahahhahahahahaha
MstrBasser525: STFU!!!
XTheDragonManX: warning 1
XTheDragonManX: whee
MstrBasser525: HAHA
XTheDragonManX: i love messages
XTheDragonManX: oh damn, i cant warn again
XTheDragonManX: i can still block though :-)
MstrBasser525: U BETTER NOT BE MAKING A TOPIC
MstrBasser525: FUCK
MstrBasser525: ER
MstrBasser525: ILL JUST USE NOTHER SN
XTheDragonManX: too bad i am
MstrBasser525: ILL USE NOTHER SN
MstrBasser525: AND DONT MAKE TOPIC
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!
MstrBasser525: DONT FUCK WITH ME
MstrBasser525: ***** YOU
XTheDragonManX: editing your swearing now are ya?
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: your a real badass, not
XTheDragonManX: is your mommy making you edit them?
MstrBasser525: DONT FUCK WITH ME
MstrBasser525: FUCK U AND FUCK UR MOM
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!!
XTheDragonManX: shutup, jew
MstrBasser525: HAHA
XTheDragonManX: i have better things to do
MstrBasser525: LIKE WACK OFF
MstrBasser525: TO PORNOS
MstrBasser525: HAHA
MstrBasser525: LOW LIFE
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!!
XTheDragonManX: naw, my gf does that for me
MstrBasser525: YOU SEE BITCH
MstrBasser525: U NEVER MADE A TOPIC
MstrBasser525: CAUSE UR TO PUSSY
XTheDragonManX: i make my own pornos
MstrBasser525: EXCELLENT
MstrBasser525: IM PERFECT
XTheDragonManX: i'm waiting on you to block meh
MstrBasser525: EVERYONE OBEYS ME!!!
MstrBasser525: fuck you
MstrBasser525: UR GF IS A WHORE
XTheDragonManX: so? no longterm committment necessary
MstrBasser525: EXACLTY WHAT I MEAN
MstrBasser525: U FUCK PROSTITUES
XTheDragonManX: just a couple creds and you get laid
MstrBasser525: WHOS PUSSY IS CAKED IN STDS
XTheDragonManX: o wait, thats right, prostitutes turn you down even
MstrBasser525: I DONT THEM
MstrBasser525: MORON
MstrBasser525: I GET ANY GIRL I WANT
XTheDragonManX: turn caps lock off, jew
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: hahaha
MstrBasser525: IM STRETTZ
XTheDragonManX: this is fun
MstrBasser525: !!!!
XTheDragonManX: piss off
XTheDragonManX: your mum made you a hungry man dinner
MstrBasser525: PM OF HATRED COMING YOU WAY
XTheDragonManX: hahahahah
XTheDragonManX: bring it
XTheDragonManX: jew are such a n00b
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: j00b
XTheDragonManX: 12 year old
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: I AINT 12
MstrBasser525: IM 13 MORON
XTheDragonManX: big fucking deal
XTheDragonManX: you act like your 3
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: ILL KICK YOUR SCRONNY ASS
XTheDragonManX: be glad i gave you the benifit of the doubt, n00b
MstrBasser525: PM OF HATRED COMING YOU WAY
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: llalalalalalallaa
MstrBasser525: fuck you
MstrBasser525: MORON!!!
MstrBasser525: I CAN PLAY GUITAR
MstrBasser525: BETTE RHTAN U EVER CAN
MstrBasser525: MORON
XTheDragonManX: i didnt hear you, sorry
MstrBasser525: I FUCKIN RULE AT GUITAR
XTheDragonManX: what are you saying, what do these big letters mean
MstrBasser525 wants to directly connect.
MstrBasser525 is now directly connected.
XTheDragonManX: i cant read caps lock, sorry
MstrBasser525 direct connection is closed.
XTheDragonManX: w00ters
MstrBasser525 wants to directly connect.
MstrBasser525 cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: MORON
MstrBasser525: DONT MAKE A TOPIC
MstrBasser525: OR I WILL MAKE TOPIUC BOUT YOU
XTheDragonManX: too bad evils updating the boards, n00b
MstrBasser525: SAYING HOW YOU ARE AN ASS HOLE
XTheDragonManX: i'll just post it on the haven

i made the topic at this point, and it continued like so:

MstrBasser525: they dont care
MstrBasser525: moron
MstrBasser525: and evil aint updating the board
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU!!!

i'm not worried at this point, so lets continue on with the beating:

MstrBasser525: MORON
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: n00b
XTheDragonManX: you've gone silent

And indeed he had, until a couple mins later:

MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: MORON
MstrBasser525: ILL KICK YOUR ASS
MstrBasser525: LOSE
MstrBasser525: R
MstrBasser525: YOU WANNA GET A PM OF HATRED COMING YOU WAY
XTheDragonManX: sure, oh wait, thats right, you're banned from NH
XTheDragonManX: and nhq is unavailable, so...

the n00b bashing is almost over there, but lets not forget the thrilling conclusion:

MstrBasser525: YEAH IT IS
MstrBasser525: FUCK U
XTheDragonManX: thank you captain obvious
XTheDragonManX: heres a cookie
XTheDragonManX: now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to block you and continue about my normal life
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU (AND GIMME THAT COOKIE)(
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: DONT MAKE A TOPIC
XTheDragonManX: too late
MstrBasser525: GOT IT?
XTheDragonManX: later, n00b
MstrBasser525: PHEAR ME!!!
MstrBasser525: PH33R ME!!11!1
XTheDragonManX: if you feel you were blocked unfairly, you can feel free to sit around with your thumb up your ass because there isnt a damned thing you can do to reverse it

i'm so tired, maybe i'll actually go get a cookie and reward myself...

(Note: this is why it's a good idea to ban these trolls early, if a mod or admin doesnt want this here anymore, feel free to delete it)

Retribution

24 June 2005 - 11:40 PM

with the failure of ohsono, all i have to say is you better prepare yourself, this war WILL show just how good you are

This will be the first PUBLIC TWO DAY WAR ever, i've never seen one, so lets see how this goes

i'm open any day after the 22nd of july datewise, post days that will work for you

This will be the first nerf war held at the field, bring your game & plenty of ammo, you'll need it

Food is no problem, there are late night pizza deliveries, and a fire ring if you want to bring hotdogs or similar

I recommend cramming as much sleep as you can possibly get before this war in, as this is a 2 DAY LONG WAR, no sleeping, we WILL be playing at night, if you are scared of the dark, leave this topic now

The field is in the middle of nowhere, insect repellant is a must, as well as sunscreen & lots of water, as it's supposed to be in the 90's, it's over an acre square, so we have plenty of strategic ability

Now for the best part, i have OVER 30 GAMES we can play, the night rounds will have strategic lighting, but i recommend carrying a small flashlight, no laser pointers of any sort, dont want retinas being burned off by a stupid newb who wants to look cool by using a laser sight

This site is located
HERE

Some Pics:

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(Note: We need at the least 16 people for this to happen, i'm not going to waste 30 hours nerfing with 5 peole)

~Devious

A Pulsator Mod

10 June 2005 - 10:21 PM

i'm not kidding, no pics yet, but i should be able to get some tomarrow

you need:

A Pulsator (Duh :roll: ) easily aqcuired
a pair of pliers
a phillips screwdriver
Masking tape
2 days time and a hardware that sells springs

heres what you do, open up your pulsator and remove the screws in those long tan pieces going into the barrel, remove the barrel & tan piece, take them apart and wrap tape around the plunger head, this gives you more power. now thouroughly lubericate the plunger, plunger tube & gear, and put it back together.

now the difficult part, take and hold the gun so you can see down the barrel, CAREFULLY use your pliers (i used needlenose) to pry those yellow spring caps out. remove the absolutely horrid stock springs out and replace them with a pair of hardware store springs that are about the same length (slightly longer, NOT SHORTER) and a bit stroger (2x stronger than stock is about what mine are)

place these springs into the barrles & replace the yellow springcaps

Congrats, you have just turned a pulsator into a ballcannon of doom

stock ranges (orange Vers): 10' flat, 21' angled
Modded Ranges: 35' Flat, 43' Angled

~Devious

My 3b Mod

14 May 2005 - 11:33 AM

a few people on these boards know of my current primary, a modded 3B referred to as Shyft, it has an 8" barrel made of 1/2" CPVC & some ammo holders from a pair of NF's i modded earlier on, it's max range with one of my micro stefans is about 150' (The distance from my front porch to the other side of the road)

the ammo holders are those little 2 holed blue plastic pieces from the ammo holders on a nitefinder, there's 4 of them glued to the sides, 2 on each side, giving me 8 rounds in easy reach for reloading, there is a pencil in a small piece of pipe that is used as a ramrod to ensure the best range

the barrel is special, i used a dremel to cut the front 1/2" off the stock 3B barrel, i then dremeled out the stock barrel so that i could jam my piece of CPVC down into it, i then epoxied the cpvc into place, after it dried & a bead of hotglue was put around the tip, my mod takes a turn from most. i drilled a small hole about the size of coathanger wire throught the base of my barrel & through the cpvc about a 1/4" from where it ends in the stock barrel & ran a 2" long piece of coathanger wire through, bent the ends to stop sliding & hotglued the tabs that formed down to the stock barrel, i then wrapped the whole deal in masking tape for extra strength & range tested it

For a final touch, i took a sanding drum & a micro stefan, stuck the stefan down the barrel to stop pipe dust from getting into the plunger tube & made a pair of semicircle cuts in the end of my barrel to lessen the air pop you hear from a normal barrel, this made my 3b SLIGHTLY quieter, i then fired the stefan to clean out the barrel & called it finished

i will post pics soon as i get my digicam working, it's a bit of a bitch to get to work