That is all tourist crap you dumbass! FU FU FU FU FU!!!!
In that case, you can always stay inside with your video games and Netflix and let the world pass you by. I'm sure nobody who would enjoy the other options would appreciate you being there and making it miserable for everybody else.
I used to go to JPRoth's wars. If more start up again, and hopefully they do, I may be willing and able to make it up to a few. I'd just prefer if they were closer to the Southern end of Houston. Humble was quite a drive for me, and I hate dealing with Houston traffic.