Chenanio

Although it probably does not help the situation, I live in China, speak and read Chinese fluently (as well as English mind you), and have a Chinese bank account, etc. In the future, it might be easier to skip the translation issues and 3rd party agents with a contact like myself. I'm interested as to how you all who have made these mass orders from China, and would be glad to try and help.

All you other weenies better get to recappin.

+ Seeing how much Chenanio has not only grown, but how much he's evolved as a Nerfer. We were all very impressed.

I fucking love you.

+ Driving to dinner and seeing the perfect place to host my war later this year

And because of that, if you have it without me I will probably cry for several hours.

- My dad's last war

As if that alone didn't have me crying enough.

Had a great time, let's get into RECAPS.

#asianefficiencyandspeed

Somebody correctly me but the final attendance was something like:
NoM (+Red)
Bobo
Chicken
Old guy
EOC
Drac
Lady Drac
Chris
Salmon
Chenanio
Modman (plus his super cool mom)
Mellow
Zaxby(s)
Chanmailleman
Mellow
Ben
Bens dad
Bama and co

On to the actual recap:
+a solid packed day of nerf
+seeing the SE crew (which apparently has replaced my family) and meeting some unfamiliar faces
+many tents = man many shade
+conga line
+modman makes glorious pump snaps
+sunburn was minimal (for some of us anyway)
+meat shield vs chanmaille
+4 hours of sleep served me well
+no Awfuls
+conga line
+chicken spins are ridiculously effective
+mad hops > wildcard
+it was on film
+nobody likes mellow
+I was actually a fairly decent shot today (thanks pump snap)
+child abuse
+just kidding mellow I love you
+stock blaster appearances increase yet more at NIC wars
+Asian jokes
~eye protection
~facial hair
~china land knock offs
~gymnastics or math
+bobo is a very touchy-feely kind of guy
+growling chickens but sadly no dog
+uber domes
+brought way too much food for our measly snacking
+conga line
+new game types (for me) were all pretty sweet
+I'll trade it for a crossbow
+armpit welts courtesy crossbow ala zaxby
+he was brutal with style
+the fakest china gun in the world
+it was 3 dollars
+dress to impress...there were serious concerns of heat stroke
+from tuna to salmon
-conga line
+portapotty was convenient
+vaccines yesterday didn't make my arms too sore
+bobos plunger rod snapping
+the constant threat of drone attack
-chick-fil-a was eaten for every meal of the day
-the Amazing Sadistic Southeast (go abbreviations)
+recaps will live on
+as will the conga line

-sweaty sweaty heat
-which made for tired tired nerfers
-bobos plunger rod snapping
-I didn't get ma cpvc iron sights on
-people I've met before forgot me (probably mixed me up with all the other white boys)
-overzealous fanboyz
-no Golden Corral as usual
-are you joking.. "Cheerio"
-had to scoot off right after the raffle
-I forgot the uber-1337 senip3r (chicken would have been so proud)
-everybody kept their shirts on
-no Awfuls
-decided nobody deserved to taste pyragon
-dart recovery was a bit meh
-I know the shirt is classic, sexy, and says "nerf" but cotton does not breathe
-4B was not in service
-portapotty was in the jungle of poison ivy
-we got abused in the 5:15
-I need to make me some more barrels and speedloaders
-lots of down down down time
-won't be back till Christmas yalllll (back to china in 17 days)

A really fantastic day, and I know salmon and his dad (Chris) had a great time. It was great to get out there nerfing again with all you lovely demented creatures. And remember: 如果你们想来中国玩，必须告诉我. Great seeing you all, don't forget to tell me fake/cheapo china land junk to haul back next time. Sleep and rest up your sore asses; till next time. Pics would be awesome when anyone can get them up. Can't wait to see the footage either.

Oh and who eventually took the wonderous box of junkcicle?

After finding out tuna bought the wrong size of washers we decided to invest our time in making uber domes.

2 hours later we have 14 darts.

Of you have any left-overs of those two types of rubber tips, could you mail some to me? I would be very interested in testing them out - they seems to be about the size and weight that would work.

Sure, PM me your address. I did not order very many at all, I'd be happy to send you a few and perhaps try to get you some more at a later date (when I take another trip over and back).