Fuck, really?!? I better make a note; this is some historicaly significant shit right here.Someone's gonna sig that eventually...
"On this day, in the year of our lord two thousand and ten, Nerfhaven member Coal Ten made a purposefully masturbatory euphemistic comment. This would potentially lay the groundwork for the earth-shatteringly unoriginal future signatures of two to three sub-competent lurking members. It has been said that intelligent contributors could be heard wailing, as in great pain, the forums over."
~ The Prophet Zachfrog
"And lo, the great prophecy came to pass, with LotusNerf labeled as a mule's hindquarters evermore. Grand was the rejoicing of the moderators, while circling the hapless nerfer as would a murder of crows, or flock of seagulls. Terrible were his cries as they violated his virtual persona, silencing his expression of thought through the ether."
It's times like this that I wish I could fit an entire thread into my signature.