Fuck, really?!? I better make a note; this is some historicaly significant shit right here.
Someone's gonna sig that eventually...
"On this day, in the year of our lord two thousand and ten, Nerfhaven member Coal Ten made a purposefully masturbatory euphemistic comment. This would potentially lay the groundwork for the earth-shatteringly unoriginal future signatures of two to three sub-competent lurking members. It has been said that intelligent contributors could be heard wailing, as in great pain, the forums over."
~ The Prophet Zachfrog
"And lo, the great prophecy came to pass, with LotusNerf labeled as a mule's hindquarters evermore. Grand was the rejoicing of the moderators, while circling the hapless nerfer as would a murder of crows, or flock of seagulls. Terrible were his cries as they violated his virtual persona, silencing his expression of thought through the ether."
It's times like this that I wish I could fit an entire thread into my signature.