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So I just started reading the NH mailbox again - it's been a year or so and I thought it might be amusing. Here is one gem in particular...

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Trey Butler <treybutler@somewhere.com> <--- thenerfking

How do I get my account back

[a few hours later...]

why was i suspended
un suspend me i did nothing wrong

i cant even log out please un suspend me now
if i did do something wrong tell me what i did

[a few hours later...]

Why was I suspended from NerfHaven
I dident do anything wrong

[a few hours later...]

Tell me why I have been suspended
Give me a good reason why im suspended

[a few more hours...]

Id like to cancle my subscryption to nerf haven

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Fantastic. I think we already did that.

I'll post more in this thread as I delve into the backlog.

Hey there.

A slightly less bright skin has been uploaded. I think it says "NO" a bit more than it says "NH", but in a not-bad way perhaps.

Avatars are back, thx Julie!

All the old movies and photo albums have been converted to the new Gallery software, thx Julie!

At least one NH member recently received an email purporting to be from NH admins and requesting that a link be followed. If you received the same, do not click on the link!

I'm looking into things now but early information suggests an SQL injection attack. I will keep everyone updated as I learn more.

Delegation: The transfer of authority by one person to another.

When you start avoiding your web site because you know it's gonna be full of More Shit I Gotta Do™, it's time for change.

We now have 5 shiny robotic Ambassadors here to serve our every n00b ass-kicking pleasure. You're already familiar with Shindig and Talio holding the line, and Ompa has been doing the job for ages with only a custom title to back up his authority. These three will be joined by two guys who have been around pretty much forever and have graciously agreed to help clean this place up. Death and Pineapple will, effective immediately, be herding the pissants into small, defenseless groups for summary execution.

But wait, there's more! Now how much would you pay? You also get two new Founders absolutely free! From the "giving credit where due" department, we've decided to promote two people who have been here since the beginning and have given loads of their valuable time to make this site what it is. Groove and Julie will be joining The Sacred Triumverate as we look down upon you and pass judgement. Or light our own farts, depending.

Let me be the first to extend my congratulations to Ompa, Death, Pineapple, Groove, and Julie on their new positions!



^ Early n00b-control methods - frozen in carbonite.

What, did you think this was another referendum on suspension?

Nah, it's a birthday thread!

Have a good one, Shinny.