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#26 LDM

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Posted 19 September 2003 - 07:15 PM

Everything was an argument in Majin's world.

A year ago him and GunnedDown had like a warning war against me and Majin IMed all his buddies and they all warned me. And so did GunnedDown. But Majin is gone. And Gunny-D is my friend.

An IM conversation:

Me: I just made some stefans.
Majin: So? I bet you don't have a homemade that shoots two hundred feet.
Majin: Yeah right little kid, you don't have one.
Me: I didn't say anything.
Majin: So? You were pry gonna say you had a Crossbow that shoots three hundred feet.

... and you can imagine how the conversation carried on.

The moral of the story? Don't stick your head into matters that you don't know. That statement, simplified? Don't flame.
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#27 Mantis

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Posted 20 September 2003 - 10:14 PM

*slams head into wall after trying to make sense of that IM conversation*
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#28 Alexthebeast

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Posted 20 September 2003 - 11:22 PM

*slams Mantis' head into wall after trying to make sense of that IM conversation*
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

#29 ItalionStallion

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Posted 21 September 2003 - 12:27 AM

Didnt majin have like 10,000 posts?


The onb thing i dont like about noobs is that they cant seem to admit they are. IN the long run it helps to admit that you were once a newb.
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#30 Groove

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Posted 21 September 2003 - 06:08 AM

This is all I'm going to say in response to that.

Arguing online is like winning the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still fucking retarded.

I hope we all learn something from this...
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#31 Alexthebeast

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Posted 21 September 2003 - 10:31 AM

Did not!!
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

#32 Ares

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Posted 21 September 2003 - 12:24 PM

I am a semi-newb. I know a good bit about nerf, but way less than many. I spend about 3 hours a day(literally, no embelishment) on my guns. I hope i have have not been a noob, i dont THINK i am a noob, but IF i have been, i apologize.
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#33 THIRST

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Posted 21 September 2003 - 01:28 PM

3 hours a day on your guns? Ive done that but not every day... Post a pic of your arsenal...
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Posted 21 September 2003 - 02:14 PM

What do yuo meen by that? <_<

..How stupid can one kid get? :huh:

How stupid ?

In this case much.
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#35 Mantis

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Posted 21 September 2003 - 02:23 PM

Where's the pic Groovey??
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#36 Groove

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Posted 21 September 2003 - 04:44 PM

I got an order for a picture, table seven? No tomatoes, extra bullshit?

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#37 Langley

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Posted 21 September 2003 - 05:46 PM

What do yuo meen by that? ;)

..How stupid can one kid get? :huh:

How stupid ?

In this case much.

Look at me. I'm nesting quotes and commenting on the commenting on the commenting on someone's stupidity from two weeks ago. In a topic about noobs.


Edit: Oh wait. I forgot the smiley. :wacko:
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#38 Alexthebeast

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Posted 21 September 2003 - 09:50 PM

Hey man, I'm doing the same with 3 smileies and Grooves pictre redone, and spelling errers! :P :P :alien: :ph34r: Oh yeah I counted Smileies wrong too :blush: Posted Image


[SIZE=14]AND ALL CAPS AND RUNON SENTANCING WOW DATS N()()B DID I FORGET SOMETHIN OR OVERDO IT?????!!!!!!1!11!!!!!111!one!111!!!![SIZE=1]

plus the BB tag is wrog
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

#39 Groove

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Posted 21 September 2003 - 11:24 PM

...don't do that. In the words of the famous Taxi Cab driver from "Old School:"

"I'd recommend you stop being a faggot."
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#40 neonerfer

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Posted 21 September 2003 - 11:37 PM

I have a special place in my heart for n00bs. However, I have a special place in my bed for Groove.
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#41 LDM

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Posted 22 September 2003 - 03:36 PM

That's my cue to lock myself in my room and die...
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#42 Groove

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Posted 22 September 2003 - 04:12 PM

...However, I have a special place in my bed for Groove.

Steve, they can't know about us. Be quiet or else Mr. Slippyfist is not coming to see Mr. Butterknuckles until he is behaving himself!
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#43 Alexthebeast

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Posted 22 September 2003 - 07:21 PM

Slippyfist and butterknuckels? ewwww....

From now on, I call Groove slippyfist.
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

#44 neonerfer

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Posted 22 September 2003 - 07:27 PM

Slippyfist and butterknuckels? ewwww....

From now on, I call Groove slippyfist.

That's Mister Slippyfist to you, bitch!
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#45 Alexthebeast

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Posted 22 September 2003 - 09:49 PM

::sigh:: Mister Slippyfist.
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

#46 Groove

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Posted 22 September 2003 - 10:46 PM

Slippyfist and butterknuckels? ewwww....

From now on, I call Groove slippyfist.

Oooookay this is where the conversation ends because I'm fucking weirded out.

Oh, and uh, Alex, you still have to call me master.
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#47 neonerfer

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Posted 22 September 2003 - 11:24 PM

And that, kids, is how to scare noobs back to NerfHQ...
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#48 Alexthebeast

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 05:27 AM

Enough of me trying to make fun of nubs.


But god...I hate n00b castle.


Master Slippyfist, what will you have on your toast this fine morning?
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#49 Talio

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 09:42 AM

Alex you are indeed a master of your own destiny.
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#50 VACC

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Posted 23 September 2003 - 11:09 AM

I swear to god, I will beat you all like red-headed step children! I'd use my fucking belt but then my pants would fall down, and I'm wearing those embarrassing heart boxers.

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