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[LDM]

Everything was an argument in Majin's world.

A year ago him and GunnedDown had like a warning war against me and Majin IMed all his buddies and they all warned me. And so did GunnedDown. But Majin is gone. And Gunny-D is my friend.

An IM conversation:

Me: I just made some stefans.
Majin: So? I bet you don't have a homemade that shoots two hundred feet.
Majin: Yeah right little kid, you don't have one.
Me: I didn't say anything.
Majin: So? You were pry gonna say you had a Crossbow that shoots three hundred feet.

... and you can imagine how the conversation carried on.

The moral of the story? Don't stick your head into matters that you don't know. That statement, simplified? Don't flame.

[Mantis]

*slams head into wall after trying to make sense of that IM conversation*

[Alexthebeast]

*slams Mantis' head into wall after trying to make sense of that IM conversation*

[ItalionStallion]

Didnt majin have like 10,000 posts?


The onb thing i dont like about noobs is that they cant seem to admit they are. IN the long run it helps to admit that you were once a newb.

[Groove]

This is all I'm going to say in response to that.

Arguing online is like winning the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still fucking retarded.

I hope we all learn something from this...

[Alexthebeast]

Did not!!

[Ares]

I am a semi-newb. I know a good bit about nerf, but way less than many. I spend about 3 hours a day(literally, no embelishment) on my guns. I hope i have have not been a noob, i dont THINK i am a noob, but IF i have been, i apologize.

[THIRST]

3 hours a day on your guns? Ive done that but not every day... Post a pic of your arsenal...

[Mantis]

Where's the pic Groovey??

[Groove]

I got an order for a picture, table seven? No tomatoes, extra bullshit?

[Langley]

What do yuo meen by that?

..How stupid can one kid get?

How stupid ?

In this case much.

Look at me. I'm nesting quotes and commenting on the commenting on the commenting on someone's stupidity from two weeks ago. In a topic about noobs.


Edit: Oh wait. I forgot the smiley.

[Alexthebeast]

Hey man, I'm doing the same with 3 smileies and Grooves pictre redone, and spelling errers! Oh yeah I counted Smileies wrong too


[SIZE=14]AND ALL CAPS AND RUNON SENTANCING WOW DATS N()()B DID I FORGET SOMETHIN OR OVERDO IT?????!!!!!!1!11!!!!!111!one!111!!!![SIZE=1]

plus the BB tag is wrog

[Groove]

...don't do that. In the words of the famous Taxi Cab driver from "Old School:"

"I'd recommend you stop being a faggot."

[neonerfer]

I have a special place in my heart for n00bs. However, I have a special place in my bed for Groove.

[LDM]

That's my cue to lock myself in my room and die...

[Groove]

...However, I have a special place in my bed for Groove.

Steve, they can't know about us. Be quiet or else Mr. Slippyfist is not coming to see Mr. Butterknuckles until he is behaving himself!

[Alexthebeast]

Slippyfist and butterknuckels? ewwww....

From now on, I call Groove slippyfist.

[neonerfer]

Slippyfist and butterknuckels? ewwww....

From now on, I call Groove slippyfist.

That's Mister Slippyfist to you, bitch!

[Alexthebeast]

::sigh:: Mister Slippyfist.

[Groove]

Slippyfist and butterknuckels? ewwww....

From now on, I call Groove slippyfist.

Oooookay this is where the conversation ends because I'm fucking weirded out.

Oh, and uh, Alex, you still have to call me master.

[neonerfer]

And that, kids, is how to scare noobs back to NerfHQ...

[Alexthebeast]

Enough of me trying to make fun of nubs.


But god...I hate n00b castle.


Master Slippyfist, what will you have on your toast this fine morning?

[Talio]

Alex you are indeed a master of your own destiny.

[VACC]

I swear to god, I will beat you all like red-headed step children! I'd use my fucking belt but then my pants would fall down, and I'm wearing those embarrassing heart boxers.

VACC