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[Paradox]

I am defifnently pro-pants. Take a good, long look at your legs and check back. If that doesn't work take a good long look at a bunch of other guy's legs then imagine everyone wandering around pant-less.

*Sigh* What am I doing here? I don't belong... Oh, Vacc, about the new system: I want to vote that all off-topic gets a defualt -1 ranking so I can filter it all out and not be even be tempted to look.

[VACC]

I am defifnently pro-pants. Take a good, long look at your legs and check back. If that doesn't work take a good long look at a bunch of other guy's legs then imagine everyone wandering around pant-less.

*Sigh* What am I doing here? I don't belong... Oh, Vacc, about the new system: I want to vote that all off-topic gets a defualt -1 ranking so I can filter it all out and not be even be tempted to look.

HAHAHA! Yeah, that's a rather brilliant idea paradox, though I don't think it will pan out quite in that manner. Though rest assured, topics like this, and other common occurances in off topic, will most likely be ranked lower as an average.

VACC

[Famine]

Wouldn't it be simpler to simply not look at any off topic posts? The Off-Topic section is the spawn of the devil, not like a cool Prince of the East type evil either, more like a suck ass devil; like those dads that would come to your halloween party as a kid dressed up as the devil but it'd really only be red sweats turned inside out. I used to be like "what the fuck, this isn't menacing, you're not tempting me to evil, you're just stealing all my Almond Joys..... BASTARD!!!". So, the Off-Topic section is like a 50 year old dad stealing all your Almond Joy........ PUT THAT IN YOUR KARMA SYSTEM...... which I still don't quite grasp, but according to my good friend O'Face, Karma is cool.

Anyone here playing Asheron's Call 2? Anyone?

[Groove]

[Lemmypoo]

This man desperately needs some pants.

http://www.something...2-earthlink.jpg

This video game involves pants.

http://www.something...ntspantsrev.jpg

And this man is doing something God did not intend with pants.

http://www.something...2002/boonga.jpg

See? Pants are a double edged sword. Need them, play them, and jam a foam finger in the ass.

So let's change the topic AGAIN! So who thinks they are getting pants for Christmas?

[Groove]

[Dan Cromer]

Jesus, who invited Lemmy?

And groove, where the hell do you get those sweet ass pics?

[Groove]

It's my secret stash. I still have plenty I haven't used. I'm waiting for the right opportunity...Let's just put it this way: I have a picture like that for almost any situation, should it arrise. Does that mean you should try to create several situations on the boards to see the images? No. Does that mean you should look forward to seeing them? Absolutely. ;]

Wise man say, a picture is worth a thousand words...


...but some of them aren't always good words.

That's my motto.

[GunnedDown]

Pants, pants, pants! Have you folks not seen that Quizno's sub commercial about the guy who invented pants? Good commercial...

Anyway, I am all for pants. The world would be horrible without pants. Pants are a savior for us. Without pants, at some point, we would be walking around, and *boing*, and someone trips or gets an eye poked out... (I know that was sick)

What gets me mad is when my mom messes up the laundry and I get my little brother's pants. I wake up all tired, yank them on, and, *squeeze*...

Another note: Never, ever sing "O Canada", while taking a piss. Don't go try it; listen to me, or you will pay...

[Evil]

Pants, pants, pants! Have you folks not seen that Quizno's sub commercial about the guy who invented pants?

Didn't Al Gore invent pants along with the internet and gummy bears?

[GunnedDown]

Pants, pants, pants! Have you folks not seen that Quizno's sub commercial about the guy who invented pants?

Didn't Al Gore invent pants along with the internet and gummy bears?

That depends. Did Bill Clinton invent toothpaste and the Easter bunny?


(Note: If Gore invented the internet, I wouldn't be hear, and if Clinton invented toothpaste, let us just say I would have really bad breath)

[Lemmypoo]

Enough of this topic, I am declaring Martian law! I now pronounce evil and gunned down man and wife (you get to choose which is which).

(Murphy is me in 40 years)

[Groove]

Enough of this topic, I am declaring Martian law! I now pronounce evil and gunned down man and wife (you get to choose which is which).

(Murphy is me in 40 years)

Hahaha! I can so see you as Murphy in 40 years, Lemmy!

"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow inside my head!"

"It's not a toy, it makes real cupcakes! With a 40-watt bulb! And there's icing packets! But the secret ingredient is love, dammit!"

"You know what comes from nature?! Onions..."

[GunnedDown]

I want a divorce! I DEMAND A FREAKING DIVORCE!

Evil can be the wife because he's got the hair.

[Frenzied fury]

Are you pocking fun at those of us with long hair ?

[Lemmypoo]

Are you pocking fun at those of us with long hair ?

And you are married as well!

And so hitherforth you are married! Therefore Aries will look favorably upon your couplings with long haired people!

[Puddle of Foam]

My pants have been getting on my nerves today... While roomy, they interfere with my undergarments, constantly twisting into uncomfortable positions.

Yes, that happens to me too. But only when I wear boxers.

[superadaquabat]

consider this, if guys didn't wear anythin below the belt, girls probably wouldn't either. But then i gues it wouldn't matter much and we'de all be used to it. In any case, im for pants, they make me feel secure. My nice tight grey pants. Im wearing my maroon pants right now though, i love those. Not as much as my plaids though. Anyways I always wear pants, never shorts, unless im surfing.

[Puddle of Foam]

I believe that pants are a "necessary evil."

Jif, you have become a oxymoron. Congratulations.

Edit: By the way, pants are evil, but pajama pants simply kick ass.

[Groove]

Didn't Al Gore invent pants along with the internet and gummy bears?

Wired magazine invented the myth of Al Gore saying he invented the Internet. Then every other com major ran off with that tagline. Whatever.

Real men don't wear pants. Kilts all the way.

Ha ha ha...The plot thickens! Kilts! Man dresses! Male skirts! Boy gowns! They say they are for the real men, but...they offer little protection, and they're skirts. But they do offer manly plad colours in all shapes and sizes...but they're still not pants. And the wind will never seem more threatening in a kilt, and you're a man, I swear.

[Puddle of Foam]

This is boring and useless, so its time for a


How about...hmm...here's a debate:

What is the best soda?
Edit: and by the way, where I am right now, your legs would freeze off in a kilt.

[Groove]

Real men don't wear pants. Kilts all the way.

They say they are for the real men, but...they offer little protection . . . and you're a man, I swear.

Lordy! Pray tell, what exactly can pants protect you from that fast hands can't? And didn't you at one time say, "Pants are for the weak" ?

And what, I'm a man now?!?!?!

Wow, I think you really misconstrewed my post.

I don't know if you're a man or not, that's uh...you're...department. Sorry, can't help you there...

I have not personally worn a kilt before, but I've seen them worn at the "Scottish Festival" in my town, with the strong man contest, and when a big burly man is lifting a telephone pole and preparing to thrust it over a line marker in the air, it would seem somewhat difficult to block the unsuspecting wind up the kilt.

Yes, it's true, I said paints are for the weak. I wasn't advocating kilts or pants, I was merely stating the obvious advantages and disadvantages of wearing kilts.

Like, right now, I'm not wearing any pants. None what-so-ever. I'm quite comfortable in my smooth, Abercrombie and Fitch boxers. What's wrong with that?

[Inlitned1]

The urge to make some homosexual remark is almost too much to handel. But I will contain my self. As for pants gotta say that flanel, at the most. But the kilt is kinda appealing... depending on where its aquired. And the best place to get one, you ask? why a cathloic school girl!(I realize that the maturity of this post is declining fast, and so I will stop.)

[Puddle of Foam]

The urge to make some homosexual remark is almost too much to handel. But I will contain my self. As for pants gotta say that flanel, at the most. But the kilt is kinda appealing... depending on where its aquired. And the best place to get one, you ask? why a cathloic school girl!(I realize that the maturity of this post is declining fast, and so I will stop.)

You perverted sicko . Anyway, my favorite pop is cream soda.

[cxwq]

Dude, you may not hijack the thread and then post again to answer your own question. That's just lame.

As far as pants go, it looks like I may need to try this kilt thing to experience it for myself. At the very least it must be convenient being able to whip it out without undoing a belt. Bonus points for the little tassle thingy that hangs down the side.