#1
Posted 16 August 2003 - 09:53 AM
#2
Posted 16 August 2003 - 11:34 AM
by: Adam (Me)
Once there was a boy who ate fire. He died.
The End
#3
Posted 16 August 2003 - 12:28 PM
#4
Posted 16 August 2003 - 01:33 PM
#5
Posted 16 August 2003 - 05:45 PM
max shot (loser customed)
at3k wiht one shot n
at2k with that crayolas
i camp n eat shit and if the person is outa the max shot rage just pull out my other loser gun. its a good idea if u like to camp cuz it take time to reload
#6
Posted 17 August 2003 - 01:50 AM
2. If you'd looked around the forums a bit, you'd have noticed that single barreling is probably the most popular mod around.
3. It shouldn't be - it ruins the best feature of multi-barrel guns.
4. Camping is for dicks. Go back to CS.
#7
Posted 17 August 2003 - 11:31 AM
#8
Posted 17 August 2003 - 01:48 PM
Hey, I'm not a dick, I'm a greasy cooter thank you very much. Camping takes skill.4. Camping is for dicks. Go back to CS.
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
#9
Posted 20 August 2003 - 09:45 PM
QUOTE (Arcanis @ Apr 9 2005, 12:02 AM) |
When I insert a dick, nothing happens. |
#10
Posted 20 August 2003 - 10:46 PM
...with sticks and buckets.
My wife...she is hairy...
...like sasquatch.
#11
Posted 21 August 2003 - 10:19 AM
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, Drinkin' beers beers beers
Rollin' fatties, Smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts
-Jay
#12
Posted 21 August 2003 - 11:19 AM
Fortunately, camping is not a big part of my wars. I think it makes Nerf suck.Why do you think everyone who camps is a dick? Camping is a real part of any kind of war, even a nerf one. In my wars with my friends, you don't go running around constantly, or you will get shot. I don't know why people constantly putdown camping, when it is a very powerful tactic.
The problem is, camping gives an unfair advantage to the asshole who does not burden himself with taking ground or making things happen but just chooses to defend his little shithole. But how's that unfair you say, anyone else could do the same thing! Well that, my friend, is exactly the problem. In the slightly dated but still relevant words of Spoon:
"Everyone's got their modified Crossbows out that can shoot 80 goddamn feet, and what happens? Everyone fucking stands around and picks their asses, that's what happens ... everyone thinks "I'll just wait until someone ELSE goes" and then like a classic collective action problem, nobody advances. Instead we see the all too familiar back and forth "advance and retreat before I get shot" shuffle. If you call this fun, god help you because this is about as fun as getting your nads caught in a bear trap."
Except now with brass and micro stefans and a prevalance of pump guns, it's more like 110 feet and those welts hurt like a bitch. There's more incentive than ever to sit and hide.
Fortunately, it's easy to deal with in Nerf. There is no such thing as a Nerf gun that can consistently hit me from 50 feet AND be reloaded faster than I (or the rest of my fire team) can run 50 feet. A camper is a liability in my wars.
And yes, camping does take skill, not many people have the patience to do it.
Yeah, sure. Taking a dump requires patience - wanna brag about that too?
#13
Posted 21 August 2003 - 11:37 AM
#14
Posted 21 August 2003 - 02:09 PM
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
#15
Posted 02 September 2003 - 09:59 AM
No matter how much you say, running around constantly does not win our type of nerf wars. Your nerf wars may be different, but over here, brute force does not win the game.
Yeah, sure. Taking a dump requires patience - wanna brag about that too?
I like to take at least an hour for my dumps, with patience you can ease it out creating a smooth experience. Also the long dump time also doubles as a stress relief.
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, Drinkin' beers beers beers
Rollin' fatties, Smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts
-Jay
#16
Posted 02 September 2003 - 10:02 AM
-BadAssReptileFarmer to Talio
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