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[Talio]

Make that two, maybe three, but probably two.

[Langley]

I just made another trip down to the Middletown Main Branch Library (adjacent to Tindall Park) and it looks like the shelled out structure of the Library is still a go for an attack and defend scenario. If I get the chance, I'll go in tomorrow when it's hopefully more dry and make sure there arent any shards of broken glass or human heads on pikes or anything else in there that could cause an injury.

Again, for anyone who didn't see it on the previous page, here are the directions:
http://www.geocities...directions.html

[Mantis]

Take a broom in there when you go and maybe a hairdryer.

[Evil]

I regret to inform my friends as well as my archnemesi Langley, that I will not be in attendance due to my working schedule come this Sunday. Should be funner without me anyway, so kick some ass and enjoy yourselves out there. I have a 9:45AM to 6PM shift that day, but I want to hear some killer stories when I get home.

[Talio]

God damn it, I had a massive dart with your name on it....

It's cool, I'll have to come up before the next war.

Talio.

[One Man Clan]

Talio why don't you save that dart for me BITCH!

Nothing like stirring the pot a few days before battle.

They don't call me One Man Clan for nothing.....

[Langley]

Speaking of stirring up the pot....

::unlocks LGLF vaults::

[Talio]

Yo, bitch, I was at home depot and saw lawn gnomes, I thought, just for a second, of overdoing the last plot, and just setting the bitch on fire. Or my personal favorite, pipe bomb.

Yeah, you know, come to think of it Hersh, you were invovled with my last round gang raping at Apoc. You bitches were just upset I'm the n00b that never was. And my new Maxshot should do just fine, I just can't figure out who thinks this thing is a loser rifle, or exactly how you "eat shit" in a nerf war. Although, this takes me back to the cheap ass flank shot Hersh got me with. Come to think of it, I have a few scores to settle. Hmm, target practice with my n00b friends tommorow should be fun.

Anyway, what's the status on the horsemen, are they showing up to this thing or are we just going on LGLF and LCM?

Pelt you later,

Talio.

[Kuhlschrank]

My ride situation is slowly being put in jepoardy.(sp) As of now my mom's van is dead and we only have a little sedan. I can at this point still take up the 2 people(Mantis &Warlock) I have offered rides to but no-one else. However, If anything happens that my parents need to do something or this car dies, The Nerf war will be the first thing to get knocked off the priority list.

[Langley]

Well from what I am told, Warlock may or may not be in attendance because his girlfriend is coming down that weekend from college.

Now if you would please all join me in making the "Whipped" noise.

WaPshhhh!!!

So you will want to speak with him and see if anyone else still needs a ride to fill his space.

[Mantis]

I prefer the simpler CRACK of the whip Langley.

[Talio]

Solution. Tyler, email me, alhurst@comcast.net, and I can give you my cell phone number. If something goes wrong and you guys need a ride call me. This goes for anyone else who may need a ride as well. Happy Stefaning,

Talio.

[Langley]

Unfortunate News. Fred will not be making it to GnomeFEST. He has slipped and fallen and sprained his hip. The guy calls me on my cell phone from bed, tells me he almost broke his hip, and appologizes profusely for not being able to come to the nerf war. What a trooper.

[Kuhlschrank]

Nevermind what I said earlier about the van being dead. My parents took it to the local garage and it has been fixed so I can give people rides again.

Also, Mantis I can bring your brother if he wants to go.

[One Man Clan]

LET'S ROCK AND ROLL ALL YOU BITCHES!

[Mantis]

Excellent!
I'll try to talk to the bortkos. If need be we can all squeeze into the van or get Talio to drive someone.

[Langley]

Ugh. Now heefner's sick. Looks like me, jimmy, jimmy's brother, and alex (I hope) Sorry guys. I promise I'll have eight at the reckoning or something.

[Mantis]

C'mon Phil....