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#1 GunnedDown

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Posted 27 June 2003 - 09:23 AM

Has anyone ever heard of this fuckin' sick shit called Bonsai Kittens? They fuckin take poor little kitties, drug them out, and stuff them in a fuckin' bottle and shove a tube in it's mouth. Then the fuckin' sell these things to people, and you take pellets and stuff it through the tube. Is that sick animal abuse or what? The website is www.bonsaikitten.com . I wouldn't click it because my brother told me it's pretty fuckin sick, and I don't wanna see mutilated bottle-fyed cats right now. I hear the company is run by some Japanese (motherfucker) guy in New York. What a douchebag. I'd like to fuckin' stick his nuts in a bottle and see how he likes that.

Sorry for saying fuck so many times, I just wanted to use it to help convey my message to you about how pissed I am.
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Posted 27 June 2003 - 10:44 AM

It also appears that other people do it too, though i was somewhat relieved that the cats come out after a period of time, or do they? But that IS some fuckin sick shit, I couldn't see doing that to my cats. He should be reported.
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Posted 27 June 2003 - 10:46 AM

Yeah, I saw that a while back. It's so messed up. There aren't any graphic pictures on the site, except one, but you have to e-mail the Admin to get permission to see it. Like anyone would want to...But yeah, they put them in a bottle, and eventually their bones break/bend until they fit the bottle. They can't take them out though, or all their bones will get screwed. Seriously, it's some wrong stuff. That disgusts me.
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Posted 27 June 2003 - 10:50 AM

i hope you guys know that the website is a joke. if you don't believe me, try buying a kitten.
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Posted 27 June 2003 - 11:10 AM

I don't really care if its fake...thats a pretty fuckin sick joke... Well now I'm pissed off at the internet and the dumbasses who inhabit it, ...again <_< :angry:
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Posted 27 June 2003 - 11:23 AM

Ray, you're my hero.

The rest of you: They offer klein bottle kittens! You can't possibly think that's serious.

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It's also telling that all the people who write positive feedback in their guestbook seem several orders of magnitude smarter than those who leave negative feedback. Guess they didn't get the joke.
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#7 GunnedDown

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Posted 27 June 2003 - 12:14 PM

AHAHAHAHH! Okay, that's funny, but it's still a sick thought. My brother e-mailed me this thing some friend of his gave him.. it's a .. petition to stop the website. I didn't look at it, that's prolly why. I'll have to laugh at him now!! STUPID SIXTH GRADERS!
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Posted 27 June 2003 - 12:21 PM

Even though fake, that's a fucked up idea.
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Posted 27 June 2003 - 01:10 PM

O.k., so it was a joke, but seeing a kitten crammed into a small square glas jar is still inhumane.
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Posted 27 June 2003 - 01:19 PM

I always wondered if it was...But no, they had to reassure me it was real. I feel silly now. I didn't thouroghly(sp?) investigate it or anything though. So my bad, and that's pretty funny. Cxwq: wow, that's great.
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Posted 27 June 2003 - 03:30 PM

Dude, it's no joke, I have two on my desk. They start to smell after a while, though.
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#12 Switchblade

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Posted 27 June 2003 - 10:03 PM

Dammit Ash, you didn't get the Bonsai Kitty litter™?! You're so irresponsible. "No, I swear, the bones move into place after a while!" Then I find out you broke it's bones! Fool...
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Posted 28 June 2003 - 10:03 PM

...I'll kill you.
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Posted 30 June 2003 - 10:41 AM

my anger is too much to use words.................. I'm getting my airsoft, paintball and crossbow, a jar and going to that fuckers house and shoving him in the fucking bottle and shooting his fucking ass a few hundred times.......................
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Posted 30 June 2003 - 06:37 PM

Who the hell are you talking about, Wtrent?

No one here really wants to know about how you like to shoot on men's asses or about your strange bottle fetish. Also, calling yourself a salad rarely increases your luck of finding someone to toss yours.
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Posted 30 June 2003 - 06:39 PM

my anger is too much to use words...

Did you even read the whole thread? The site is a joke.

Get over it.
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Posted 30 June 2003 - 06:53 PM

O.k., so it was a joke, but seeing a kitten crammed into a small square glas jar is still inhumane.

Doesnt it have to pertain to humans to be inhumane?
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Posted 30 June 2003 - 06:57 PM

More support to my argument...
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Posted 30 June 2003 - 08:44 PM

oh, it was a joke......... I didn't know that................ I didn't even clik onto the site. so. like. I didn't know. so. uh. yeah.
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Posted 01 July 2003 - 01:47 AM

Good thing he doesn't know I put puppies into mason jars-- like all good mormons should!
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Posted 01 July 2003 - 07:56 AM

You didn't even have to click on the site all you had to do was READ THE PREVIOUS POSTS BEFORE YOU POSTED. I wrote that in caps because some people choose not to perform such actions and it usually results in rather moronic sounding posts. Of course, maybe I am giving such people an excuse as to why they sound stupid when in actuallity it is simply that they are stupid. Well, either way, this post continues to add credibility to my previous arguments about Wtrent.
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#22 wtrent10

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Posted 01 July 2003 - 08:46 AM

hey, I haven't put you down ash... why do you keep complaining about me?????
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Posted 01 July 2003 - 10:38 AM

I think it's because you simply do not read the posts, or do not go over the thread in a comprehensive manner which in turn makes your posts not worth reading. You really missed the entire point here, and made yourself look like a numbnuts in the process...I mean, you could've taken 5 minutes to go read all that shit, everyone's responses, etc., you would have gotten the drift here, and saved yourself the humiliation.

Also...are your shift keys working? Jesus Cripes, child.
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Posted 01 July 2003 - 12:24 PM

Oh, and one thing to add to that - a single question mark denotes a question. A string of them doesn't add any meaning, it just makes you look even more confused.
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Posted 01 July 2003 - 12:43 PM

Has anyone ever heard of this fuckin' sick shit called Bonsai Kittens? They fuckin take poor little kitties, drug them out, and stuff them in a fuckin' bottle and shove a tube in it's mouth. Then the fuckin' sell these things to people, and you take pellets and stuff it through the tube. Is that sick animal abuse or what? The website is www.bonsaikitten.com . I wouldn't click it because my brother told me it's pretty fuckin sick, and I don't wanna see mutilated bottle-fyed cats right now. I hear the company is run by some Japanese (motherfucker) guy in New York. What a douchebag. I'd like to fuckin' stick his nuts in a bottle and see how he likes that.

Sorry for saying fuck so many times, I just wanted to use it to help convey my message to you about how pissed I am.

It's a joke, you know...

EDIT: Ooops. Someone already told.
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