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[Devious]

well, i got this im from him, it went like this (Note: Jew is being used as j00, or you, except for the first use):

MstrBasser525: hi
MstrBasser525: FUCKER
MstrBasser525: im going to go retrubution
MstrBasser525: and FUCK IT UP
XTheDragonManX: you are going to get served
MstrBasser525: HI
MstrBasser525: FUCK You
MstrBasser525: u wanna get a pm of hatred
MstrBasser525: im STRETTZ
XTheDragonManX: hahaha
MstrBasser525: streetz!!!
XTheDragonManX: jew
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: u wanna get a pm of hatred your way
XTheDragonManX: heil mein freund
MstrBasser525: by the wya im not jew
MstrBasser525: haha
MstrBasser525: idiot
XTheDragonManX: dont make me play my +5 sword of fire
MstrBasser525: ill kick your ass
XTheDragonManX: or my wizard will beat your goblin
MstrBasser525: and ill fuck the war up
MstrBasser525: count me in
MstrBasser525: and ill screw the war up
MstrBasser525: and u cant touch me
MstrBasser525: or ill sue
MstrBasser525: or tell the cops
MstrBasser525: im going to take all the stefans
MstrBasser525: and shit like that
XTheDragonManX: i'll call the tresspass card
MstrBasser525: by then ill have all the stefans
XTheDragonManX: and shoot you with an SKS in self defense
MstrBasser525: dude
MstrBasser525: it won hurt fucker
XTheDragonManX: * loads the clip *
XTheDragonManX: riiiiggghhhhttt....
MstrBasser525: i dont get hurt by darts
XTheDragonManX: like your bullettproof?
MstrBasser525: or even homemades
MstrBasser525: im wearing 5 layers
MstrBasser525: evern if it hot
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: 30 7.56mm rounds WILL kill you
MstrBasser525: you wont kill me
MstrBasser525: and you know ur to pussy to
MstrBasser525: no matter how pissed off you are
MstrBasser525: and if u did kill me
MstrBasser525: you would likely serve lots of time
XTheDragonManX: not in self d
MstrBasser525: and theylll put you in a asylum
XTheDragonManX: you tresspassed
XTheDragonManX: n00b
MstrBasser525: yeah...that aint THREATING!!!
MstrBasser525: im not having a weapon
MstrBasser525: or a gun
MstrBasser525: MORON
XTheDragonManX: who gives a shit
XTheDragonManX: i cant tell
MstrBasser525: the court will
MstrBasser525: ask anyone
XTheDragonManX: i wear glasses ya know
MstrBasser525: u cant kill a robber
MstrBasser525: even if they rob your house
MstrBasser525: its fucked up
XTheDragonManX: yeah, you can
MstrBasser525: but believe it
MstrBasser525: no you cant
XTheDragonManX: i'll just bury you in my backyard
MstrBasser525: haha
MstrBasser525: u talk pretty big for a person like you
MstrBasser525: what are you...
MstrBasser525: liek 11?
MstrBasser525: 12?
XTheDragonManX: 17
MstrBasser525: haha
MstrBasser525: no your not
MstrBasser525: ill kick your ass
XTheDragonManX: i eat n00bs like you for breakfast
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!
MstrBasser525: Sunchip claims u have weed
MstrBasser525: if thats true
MstrBasser525: i wont fuck the war up
XTheDragonManX: i'm playing my +6 elemental strike
MstrBasser525: cause ill come for some green
XTheDragonManX: prepare to eat earth, your goblins doomed
XTheDragonManX: remind me to put rat poison in your blunt
MstrBasser525: haha
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: IM STREET
MstrBasser525: OBEY ME!!!!
MstrBasser525: I RULE
XTheDragonManX: fuck off
MstrBasser525: I FUCK WHEVER I WANT
MstrBasser525: AND I GET ALL THE GIRLS
MstrBasser525: AND I GOT A BIG COCK
MstrBasser525: AND I GOT MUSCLE
MstrBasser525: AND CAN KICK YOUR ASS!!!
MstrBasser525: I FUCK WHENEVER I WANT
XTheDragonManX: yeah, and i'm sitting here with pamela anderson sucking my 18 incher
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: I FUCK EVERYONE I WANT
MstrBasser525: CAUSE IM SEXY AS SHIT
XTheDragonManX: your dog doesnt count ya know
MstrBasser525: I DONT HAVE A DOG
MstrBasser525: MORON
MstrBasser525: I FUCK A GIRL WHEN I WANT
MstrBasser525: STICK MY WARM BIG COCK IN HER TIGHT PUSSY
MstrBasser525: AND THRUST
MstrBasser525: !!!
MstrBasser525: HELL YEAH
XTheDragonManX: oh wow, tranny's dont count either
MstrBasser525: I DONT FUCK TRANNY
MstrBasser525: YOU BETTER NOT MENTION ME ON NERFHQ!!1
XTheDragonManX: turn caps off n00b
MstrBasser525: OR ILL SEND A BIG PM OF HATRED YOUR WAY
XTheDragonManX: oh really, i think i'll post it anyways
XTheDragonManX: i like banning people
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: hahaha
XTheDragonManX: just because your mom likes horses and aint giving you head anymore....
MstrBasser525: U FUCK UR MOM
MstrBasser525: AND GET HER TO SUCK YOUR COCK
MstrBasser525: U BETTER NOT TALK ABOUT THIS
MstrBasser525: FUCKER!!!
XTheDragonManX: too bad, i'm making the topic as i type
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: ILL BAN YOU
MstrBasser525: ILL HACK YOU
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!
XTheDragonManX: hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah * breathes * hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahah
XTheDragonManX: not done yet, hahahahahahhahahahahaha
MstrBasser525: STFU!!!
XTheDragonManX: warning 1
XTheDragonManX: whee
MstrBasser525: HAHA
XTheDragonManX: i love messages
XTheDragonManX: oh damn, i cant warn again
XTheDragonManX: i can still block though :-)
MstrBasser525: U BETTER NOT BE MAKING A TOPIC
MstrBasser525: FUCK
MstrBasser525: ER
MstrBasser525: ILL JUST USE NOTHER SN
XTheDragonManX: too bad i am
MstrBasser525: ILL USE NOTHER SN
MstrBasser525: AND DONT MAKE TOPIC
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!
MstrBasser525: DONT FUCK WITH ME
MstrBasser525: ***** YOU
XTheDragonManX: editing your swearing now are ya?
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: your a real badass, not
XTheDragonManX: is your mommy making you edit them?
MstrBasser525: DONT FUCK WITH ME
MstrBasser525: FUCK U AND FUCK UR MOM
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!!
XTheDragonManX: shutup, jew
MstrBasser525: HAHA
XTheDragonManX: i have better things to do
MstrBasser525: LIKE WACK OFF
MstrBasser525: TO PORNOS
MstrBasser525: HAHA
MstrBasser525: LOW LIFE
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!!
XTheDragonManX: naw, my gf does that for me
MstrBasser525: YOU SEE BITCH
MstrBasser525: U NEVER MADE A TOPIC
MstrBasser525: CAUSE UR TO PUSSY
XTheDragonManX: i make my own pornos
MstrBasser525: EXCELLENT
MstrBasser525: IM PERFECT
XTheDragonManX: i'm waiting on you to block meh
MstrBasser525: EVERYONE OBEYS ME!!!
MstrBasser525: fuck you
MstrBasser525: UR GF IS A WHORE
XTheDragonManX: so? no longterm committment necessary
MstrBasser525: EXACLTY WHAT I MEAN
MstrBasser525: U FUCK PROSTITUES
XTheDragonManX: just a couple creds and you get laid
MstrBasser525: WHOS PUSSY IS CAKED IN STDS
XTheDragonManX: o wait, thats right, prostitutes turn you down even
MstrBasser525: I DONT THEM
MstrBasser525: MORON
MstrBasser525: I GET ANY GIRL I WANT
XTheDragonManX: turn caps lock off, jew
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: hahaha
MstrBasser525: IM STRETTZ
XTheDragonManX: this is fun
MstrBasser525: !!!!
XTheDragonManX: piss off
XTheDragonManX: your mum made you a hungry man dinner
MstrBasser525: PM OF HATRED COMING YOU WAY
XTheDragonManX: hahahahah
XTheDragonManX: bring it
XTheDragonManX: jew are such a n00b
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: j00b
XTheDragonManX: 12 year old
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: I AINT 12
MstrBasser525: IM 13 MORON
XTheDragonManX: big fucking deal
XTheDragonManX: you act like your 3
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: ILL KICK YOUR SCRONNY ASS
XTheDragonManX: be glad i gave you the benifit of the doubt, n00b
MstrBasser525: PM OF HATRED COMING YOU WAY
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: llalalalalalallaa
MstrBasser525: fuck you
MstrBasser525: MORON!!!
MstrBasser525: I CAN PLAY GUITAR
MstrBasser525: BETTE RHTAN U EVER CAN
MstrBasser525: MORON
XTheDragonManX: i didnt hear you, sorry
MstrBasser525: I FUCKIN RULE AT GUITAR
XTheDragonManX: what are you saying, what do these big letters mean
MstrBasser525 wants to directly connect.
MstrBasser525 is now directly connected.
XTheDragonManX: i cant read caps lock, sorry
MstrBasser525 direct connection is closed.
XTheDragonManX: w00ters
MstrBasser525 wants to directly connect.
MstrBasser525 cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: MORON
MstrBasser525: DONT MAKE A TOPIC
MstrBasser525: OR I WILL MAKE TOPIUC BOUT YOU
XTheDragonManX: too bad evils updating the boards, n00b
MstrBasser525: SAYING HOW YOU ARE AN ASS HOLE
XTheDragonManX: i'll just post it on the haven

i made the topic at this point, and it continued like so:

MstrBasser525: they dont care
MstrBasser525: moron
MstrBasser525: and evil aint updating the board
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU!!!

i'm not worried at this point, so lets continue on with the beating:

MstrBasser525: MORON
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
XTheDragonManX: n00b
XTheDragonManX: you've gone silent

And indeed he had, until a couple mins later:

MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: MORON
MstrBasser525: ILL KICK YOUR ASS
MstrBasser525: LOSE
MstrBasser525: R
MstrBasser525: YOU WANNA GET A PM OF HATRED COMING YOU WAY
XTheDragonManX: sure, oh wait, thats right, you're banned from NH
XTheDragonManX: and nhq is unavailable, so...

the n00b bashing is almost over there, but lets not forget the thrilling conclusion:

MstrBasser525: YEAH IT IS
MstrBasser525: FUCK U
XTheDragonManX: thank you captain obvious
XTheDragonManX: heres a cookie
XTheDragonManX: now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to block you and continue about my normal life
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU (AND GIMME THAT COOKIE)(
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: DONT MAKE A TOPIC
XTheDragonManX: too late
MstrBasser525: GOT IT?
XTheDragonManX: later, n00b
MstrBasser525: PHEAR ME!!!
MstrBasser525: PH33R ME!!11!1
XTheDragonManX: if you feel you were blocked unfairly, you can feel free to sit around with your thumb up your ass because there isnt a damned thing you can do to reverse it

i'm so tired, maybe i'll actually go get a cookie and reward myself...

(Note: this is why it's a good idea to ban these trolls early, if a mod or admin doesnt want this here anymore, feel free to delete it)

Edited by Devious, 25 June 2005 - 06:44 PM.

[Sunchip]

I'd just like to say I'm sorry for adding to this, but if everyone wants to put their convo's here I might as well too:

SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: you're streetz, right?
MstrBasser525: yeah
MstrBasser525: what the **** do you wanyt
MstrBasser525: u wanna get a pm of hatred
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: nothing, you dont know if you're coming to the ohio war then?
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: im in florida
MstrBasser525: ASSHOLE
MstrBasser525: DONT **** WITH ME
MstrBasser525: u wanna get a pm of hatred
MstrBasser525: ill send you a PM of hatred
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: no shit, you TYPED in the "Retribution" thread you were maybe coming
MstrBasser525: maybe people change there minds
MstrBasser525: ASSHOLES!!!
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: ok
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOu
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!
MstrBasser525: i RULES
MstrBasser525: i fuck whenever i want
MstrBasser525: and got tons of girls
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: ok
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: if you can, come, we need more guys
MstrBasser525: if i go
MstrBasser525: ill kick all your little sorry asses!!!
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: ok, whatever
MstrBasser525: STFU
MstrBasser525: im strong
MstrBasser525: and got big muscles
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: i never said i doubted you
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: got it!!!??
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: ok
MstrBasser525: GOOD!!!!
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: yep
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: so you're not coming?
MstrBasser525: i might
MstrBasser525: didnt u hear me
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: yeah, then you said you changed your mind, i gotta get a headcount
MstrBasser525: i gotta ask devious
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: ok, me and him are pretty much planning the war
MstrBasser525: well im talking to him
MstrBasser525: not you
MstrBasser525: FUCK TARD
MstrBasser525: didnt u hear me the first time
MstrBasser525: FUCKFACE
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: XTheDragonManX
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: talk to him
MstrBasser525: ohsno
MstrBasser525: why the fuck do u have long names?
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: that wasnt me
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: he thought it up
MstrBasser525: who was the fucker who did it
MstrBasser525: its not cool
MstrBasser525: its stupid
MstrBasser525: and childish
MstrBasser525: and makes u look like fucking losers
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: i didnt do it, i just met him about a month or 2 ago
MstrBasser525: im going to retribution, and am going to fuck it up
MstrBasser525: im going to do so much shit
MstrBasser525: so u have miserable time
MstrBasser525: so count me in
MstrBasser525: on second though
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: ok
MstrBasser525: COUNT ME IN!!!
MstrBasser525: im going to tell the cops on you
MstrBasser525: that your causing problems
MstrBasser525: and act like in hurt
MstrBasser525: so theyll make you stop playing
MstrBasser525: EXCELLENT!!!
MstrBasser525: I AM STREETZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: so you're pretty much gonna say that some kids are causing trouble in their backyard?
MstrBasser525: it aint a backyard
MstrBasser525: fucker
MstrBasser525: its a park
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: no it isnt dipshit
MstrBasser525: well im still gonna fuck it up
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: we're playing at the field
MstrBasser525: im gonna take all the stefans
MstrBasser525: and throw em out
MstrBasser525: and run as fast i can
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: which is in devious's backyard
MstrBasser525: and i run pretty fast
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: ok
MstrBasser525: and if u touch me or lay a finger on me, ill sue
MstrBasser525: or call cops
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: believe me, nobody wants to touch you
MstrBasser525: the girls do
MstrBasser525: i fuck whoever i wanna fuck
MstrBasser525: FUCKER!!!
MstrBasser525: IM STROGN
MstrBasser525: and got big muscles
MstrBasser525: and a 10 inch cock
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: cool, im bigger(11 dude)
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: you're strong for a 13 year old
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: just wondering, do/have you nerfed?
MstrBasser525: yeah fucker
MstrBasser525: longer than you
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: ok
MstrBasser525: fuck you
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: yeah, i dont
MstrBasser525: devious says hes 17
MstrBasser525: FUCKER
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: err, he is
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: im 15
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: yes i know, i thought we already got past that
MstrBasser525: IM STREETX!!!
MstrBasser525: DONT GIVE ME SHIT
MstrBasser525: I DONT HAVE A DOG
MstrBasser525: AND I DONT FUCK TRANNYS
MstrBasser525: OR OLD PEOPLE
MstrBasser525: YOU BETTER NOT MENTION ME ON NERFHQ!!1
MstrBasser525: OR ILL SEND A BIG PM OF HATRED YOUR WAY!! GOT IT?
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: what does it matter, nobody likes you there anyways?
MstrBasser525: YEAH THEY DO
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: like who?
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: ...
MstrBasser525: EVERYONE
MstrBasser525: EXCEPT YOU
MstrBasser525: AND DEVIOUS
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: dude, i never hated you
MstrBasser525: DONT LIE!!!
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: you hated me(obviously, considering the way this conversation went)
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!
MstrBasser525: STFU!!
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: im being a nice guy
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: do you have any game consoles?
MstrBasser525: YEAH
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: what kind of games do you play/like?
MstrBasser525: SUPER SUNCHIP:FRITOS REVENGE PART II FOR PS2
MstrBasser525: ALLRIGHT...
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: you have an xbow?
MstrBasser525: PM OF HATRED COMING YOU WAY
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: i asked if you had an xbow, not why you were such an asshole
MstrBasser525: IM STREET
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: ok
MstrBasser525: FUCK YOU
MstrBasser525: MORON
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: what
MstrBasser525: DONT QUESTION ME!!!
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: ok
SuNcHiP30pErCeNt: ?

As Devious said, feel free to delete this if you want.

[JSkater]

I've got one too, but mine is shorter.

MstrBasser525: Hello Are you there?
MstrBasser525: HEY
MstrBasser525: THIS IS STREETZ
MstrBasser525: ILL SEND A BIG PM OF HATRED YOUR WA
MstrBasser525: WAY*
JSktr17: ..wtf?
MstrBasser525: CAUSE U ALWAYS FLAMING ME
MstrBasser525: **** YOU
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!111!1111!!!1
JSktr17: Heard you the first time.
MstrBasser525: DONT GIMME CRAP
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ MAN
JSktr17: Okay, calm down
JSktr17: This aint streetz
MstrBasser525: STFU
JSktr17: No thanks
JSktr17: If you have a problem with me, talk to my boss, DJHurley
MstrBasser525: DOES HE HAVE POT?
JSktr17: ...No?
MstrBasser525: FORGET IT THEN
JSktr17: I'll be awaiting a "pm of hatred" from "streetz" then. Good day.
MstrBasser525: (****
MstrBasser525: ******
MstrBasser525: **** you
**** YOU
MstrBasser525: ILL KICK YOUR ASS
JSktr17: Good luck
MstrBasser525: IM STREETZ!!!!
MstrBasser525: PM OF HATRED COMING YOU WAY
JSktr17: No, no you're not, and no, I will not be recieving a PM from Streetz, because you are not streetz.
MstrBasser525: WHO AM I THEN
MstrBasser525: WHY AM I NOT STREETZ
JSktr17: Not streetz.
MstrBasser525: CAUSE MY SN AINT NERFFREAK
MstrBasser525: EVER HEARD OF DEAD AIM
MstrBasser525: JEES YOU ARE A MORON
JSktr17: Whoa, ph33r the script kiddies!
MstrBasser525: PHEAR ME!!!
JSktr17: Oh, I do. I do.
JSktr17: Please leave me alone, I bow down to your awesomeness.
MstrBasser525: **** YOU
JSktr17: This is AIM. You can spell it out, you know
MstrBasser525: DAMN YOU

I have my doubts that it is Streetz, but whatever.

[Uncle Hammer]

I don't think thats streetz, but rather some random person who views the board often.

[Grinch]

I'm not Jewish, but since when is calling someone a Jew meant to be insulting?

[The Infinite Shindig]

Why the hell is this relevant? I banned that fag from here, end of story people.

I think my IQ has lost a good 10 points from reading that.

[Devious]

because it's not streetz , it's some random troll who we have alerted you to, block him if he aims you

[NerfMonkey]

Shindig, your IQ must've dropped 20 actually - 10 for deciding to read and 10 after reading it. But, so has mine; I've read it twice so I must've lost about 40. Oh well. That kid bugged the shit out of me, but I don't care, just block him and send him a warn before a "PM of hate is sent you way!!!!111!"

[taita cakes]

I'm not Jewish, but since when is calling someone a Jew meant to be insulting?

Grinch, me and my parents were discussing this just a day ago.

"Jew" was colloquialised many many years ago to become insulting, as has, more recently "Nigger" and "Arab". Unfortunately at school "F*** you, you dirty arab" has become the new phrase. Racism is alive and well.

[NinjZ]

So much drama, none of which should be at either NERF forum. Some of you kids need to grow a brain.

[The Infinite Shindig]

because it's not streetz  , it's some random troll who we have alerted you to, block him if he aims you

1. Clean up your posts man. I'm guessing this is a lapse, because there is no way we'd let you get to 70+ posts when they are of that quality. You've been here two months; you know better.

2. Why the hell do we need this topic? This thing should die a horrible death, and if you guys are too stupid to realize it, then you are beyond help. I would have blocked that guy by his fourth message. Then again, a very select few nerfers know the aim name that I actually use nowadays, so I guess I can't completely relate.