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#26 JSkater



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Posted 24 January 2005 - 09:34 PM

How couldn't he?
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#27 3nerfiteers



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Posted 24 January 2005 - 09:40 PM

Besides, John Kerry is probably planning something already.

Why do you say/assume that?

Its a joke, Lighten up.
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#28 Jlego


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Posted 24 January 2005 - 09:52 PM

Its a joke, Lighten up.

I thought it was, but a couple stupid people were talking about just that in school today, and I found the coincidence odd.
I dunno, these things happen.
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#29 cxwq



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Posted 24 January 2005 - 10:30 PM

You're all taking this thread much too fucking seriously!

Now quit your bickering and make your lists before I add you to mine...

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#30 Oroku Saki

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Posted 25 January 2005 - 01:49 AM

Here we go:

Regis Philbin
Dick Clark
Jerry Falwell
D. James Kennedy
Steven Hawking
Steve Irwin
Ashlee Simpson
Carrot Top
Jack Valenti
Dick Cheney
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#31 Inferno



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Posted 25 January 2005 - 02:16 AM

In no particular order:

Bob Barker
Muhammad Ali
James Brown
Charlton Heston
Joan Rivers
Roger Moore
John Goodman
Kirstie Alley
Aretha Franklin
Ian Mckellen
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#32 last man standin

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Posted 25 January 2005 - 09:16 AM

Sorry, Last Man, just an innocent little joke. :ph34r: :ph34r:

I know, I was just being a smartass and I was in a bad mood when I read it.

Anyway:Osama, The sucky bush presidents (yes, BOTH of them),Howard Dean, Micheal Jackson, Demi Moore, Stevie knocks(I think thats the guy from jackass), Will smith, SHAQ, and Donovan McNabb.
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Posted 25 January 2005 - 09:23 AM

One question, we can have people on our list that someone has already posted, right?
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#34 Half Newb Half Nerfer

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Posted 10 May 2005 - 11:31 AM

Bob Barker

Well, Bob Barker has skin cancer, so, I geuss that will be a point for you pretty soon...
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#35 cxwq



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Posted 10 May 2005 - 11:33 AM

Pope John Paul II

What about me, bitch?

Michael Jackson is next. Then Shatner.
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Posted 10 May 2005 - 12:51 PM

Ian Mckellen

Crap, my av would be just a memory. I think he has a lot of youth left in him. If not, he'll be resurrectd, right?
My guesses:

GW Bush (chokes on a soft pretzel)
Dick Cheney (heart attack)
Bin Laden (a big heavy rock)
Peter Jennings (cancer)
Charlie Watts (drummer for the Stones, lung cancer)
Ashlee Simpson (suicide)
Michael Jackson (dangles himself out of window)
Bob Barker (cancer)
Tom Brady (assassination by Eagles fans)
Randy Moss (can't stand the heat of CA)

On Tom Brady, I can't stand him. I'm not an Eagles fan, but he is the kind of person I want to hit. Cinci Bengals, all the way.

My best bets are on Barker and Watts.

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Posted 10 May 2005 - 06:10 PM

Martha Stuart
Paul Senior from "American Choppers"
Bill Gates
Bob, the guy on TV who sells mattresses
Will Smith
The guy on "Ripley's Believe it or not"
The guy on "This old house"
Britney Spears
Keanu Reeves
Betsy Ross

Edited by Nerforbust, 10 May 2005 - 06:12 PM.

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