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#26 JT Nerf Girl

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Posted 08 April 2003 - 01:23 PM

Bwowchickbwowbwow. How to get a girl to Spoon, by Spoon.

sorry, my sense of propriety is gone.

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#27 cxwq

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Posted 08 April 2003 - 01:46 PM

[ color=unreadable]Um... what?[ /color]

Let us know where he lost you and maybe we can help.

Other than that, dictionary.com is a good resource.
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#28 Switchblade

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Posted 08 April 2003 - 02:11 PM

one thing i have learned over the years is that you really shouldn't say anything personal or important over AIM



True that. I learned that too, but I was in a bit of a "what the hell? Why not?" kinda mood. And things aren't too akward, just so y'all know. She said hi to me in the hallway. But I can't do my usual "in [insert class], [person] did [action]! Haha, chortle, chortle." And so on. Yeah, like I said, I really fucked things up here. I know she won't go out with me...However, the other girl is really quite...err, "friendly" this week, so we'll see what happens. In conclusion, AIM will screw your personal life, and I screwed crap up for the next 2 weeks. Peace.
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#29 merlinski

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Posted 08 April 2003 - 03:11 PM

one thing i have learned over the years is that you really shouldn't say anything personal or important over AIM

Very true, especially apologizing, and most especially apologizing to a girl you like... good things can happen in person that can't happen on IM ;) . I just usually use IM for making inappropriate jokes with friends or making plans, stuff like that.
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#30 JT Nerf Girl

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Posted 08 April 2003 - 03:17 PM

Bwowchickbwowbwow. How to get a girl to Spoon, by Spoon.

That part. What the heck? Did I miss something?
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#31 Ash

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Posted 08 April 2003 - 04:56 PM

Most people use AIM to talk about things they are afraid of talking about in person.... or talking to people they are afriad to talk to in person. It's kind of like wearing a mask.
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#32 JT Nerf Girl

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Posted 09 April 2003 - 12:25 PM

Could someone please explain VACC to me? The whole "Bwowchickbwowbwow. How to get a girl to Spoon, by Spoon." thing. Please?
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Posted 09 April 2003 - 01:14 PM

Could someone please explain VACC to me? The whole "Bwowchickbwowbwow. How to get a girl to Spoon, by Spoon." thing. Please?

vacc is one of leaders hear in nerf haven so is spoon. vacc is like in charge of the east cost group in virgina and spoon and cxwq is for the OC/LA area in cali. i dont understand the Bwowchickbwowbwow. How to get a girl to Spoon, by Spoon." thing as well.
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#34 cxwq

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Posted 09 April 2003 - 01:53 PM

Bwowchickbwowbwow: Alternately "Bwow Chicka Bow Wow". General reference to the heavily synthesized and repetitive music common to 70's pr0n movies.

Spoon: v. To cuddle amorously or kiss.

Spoon: n. Everyone's favorite nerf pedophile. As seen at the February YANO below.

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#35 VACC

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Posted 09 April 2003 - 03:01 PM

Thank you Cxwq for that informed look at my comments. I would like to rebut with Chickawaka Cickawack Chickawack BWWO WOW!!

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#36 Hal

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Posted 09 April 2003 - 03:25 PM

The key is really just to find a friend (or friends) with benefits. A fuckbuddy if you will. No social stigma, no sappy love shit, and you don't spend hundreds of dollars a month on movies and dinners (done that!). Just mutual benefits without the classical and procedural formalities.

But then again, meaningful relationships are nice.

"Friends with benefits: Not just for coke dealers anymore!"
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Posted 09 April 2003 - 04:13 PM

Bwowchickbwowbwow: Alternately "Bwow Chicka Bow Wow". General reference to the heavily synthesized and repetitive music common to 70's pr0n movies.

i thought that the didn't start making porn videos untill the early 80's and when i saw a break for saves man i wanted to puke. i cant even imagine how harry 70 girls would be!
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#38 merlinski

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Posted 09 April 2003 - 05:39 PM

The key is really just to find a friend (or friends) with benefits. A fuckbuddy if you will. No social stigma, no sappy love shit, and you don't spend hundreds of dollars a month on movies and dinners (done that!). Just mutual benefits without the classical and procedural formalities.

But then again, meaningful relationships are nice.

"Friends with benefits: Not just for coke dealers anymore!"

Amen to that. Totally kicks ass. Except that in some cases, it gets complicated cause one person wants it to be more and the other does it. But it rocks before that.
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#39 Raecroft

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Posted 09 April 2003 - 07:04 PM

Eh I never say anything personal in AIM I just get the balls to do it in person...I don't really care about my "popularity. SOme people at my school I manage to piss off without three words, while some I can get along with just as little...most of the people that can't stand me are preppy and can't stand how I'm almost never serious...I too have been confused outta my mind by girls..and some are eveil, in fact alot are, but not all (I don't think at least).
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#40 JT Nerf Girl

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Posted 09 April 2003 - 07:57 PM

Bwowchickbwowbwow: Alternately "Bwow Chicka Bow Wow". General reference to the heavily synthesized and repetitive music common to 70's pr0n movies.

Spoon: v. To cuddle amorously or kiss.

Spoon: n. Everyone's favorite nerf pedophile. As seen at the February YANO below.

Hmm... thank you. I've never seen a '70s p0rn movie so I wouldn't know :alien: . Oh and Hal, I don't want a friends with benifits. Been there done that, went a *bit* to far for me (I'm still a virgin at most things, but I had just started kissing the guy and I dunno, just didn't want that, ya know?). Anyways... who needs advice?
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#41 Ash

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Posted 09 April 2003 - 09:19 PM

Wow, Cx, that's a helluva definition you put together there... I have to say I chuckled a bit at that one.

Girls are evil. They are sinister evil beings. Guys are assholes. Some guys are born assholes. Most guys end up assholes because some evil female (or more than one evil female) has fucked with their head so bad that it turns them off to the "normal" conventions of relationships, and they end up saying things similiair to what hall has added to this discussion. That's about all I feel like typing because if I start getting into this now it will end up pages long... rather, I will end this with some lyric.

Sometimes I think I'm gonna drown
Cause everyone around's so hollow
I'm alone
Sometimes I think I'm going down
But no one makes a sound
They follow
And I'm alone

Yeah, If I make it I'd be amazed
Just to find tomorrow
One more day and I'd be amazed
Just to see it waiting
And if I make it I'm still alone
No more hope for better days
But if I could change
Then I'd really be amazed

And when you know you can't relate
To one more shiny face
Your heart breaks
No one cares
And when you know you can't go on
Cause everything is wrong
your heart breaks
But no one's there

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#42 JT Nerf Girl

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Posted 09 April 2003 - 10:11 PM

Girls are evil. They are sinister evil beings. Guys are assholes. Some guys are born assholes. Most guys end up assholes because some evil female (or more than one evil female) has fucked with their head so bad that it turns them off to the "normal" conventions of relationships, and they end up saying things similiair to what hall has added to this discussion.

As I've said before, I am not evil. I don't mess with any guys heads, unless it's on a chat, but those perverts deserve it. I haven't had a boyfriend to mess with his head, but even if I did I wouldn't do it. I'm just not like that, that's to mean to do to a guy you like. Do you think I'm evil Ash? If so why? I haven't done anything to you, or any other guys, so I'm not evil.

This started as an advice thing, but not it's about whether or not I'm evil. Hmm...

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#43 cxwq

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Posted 09 April 2003 - 10:29 PM

[ color=unreadable]This started as an advice thing, but not it's about whether or not I'm evil. Hmm...[ /color]

It started with you making a sweeping generalization about how awful girls are.

Ash did the same thing, right?

So where's the argument again?
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Posted 10 April 2003 - 01:28 AM

Actually, they've been making porn movies for pretty much as long as there have been movies, but the industry didn't really get off the ground until the 70's.

I find the whole concept of a bunch of 13-16 year olds discussing fuck buddies to be kind of silly. No offence to anyone or anything, I mean for all I know I could have a couple of regular Peter North's on our forum, but barring that.....

New topic.

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Posted 10 April 2003 - 01:41 AM

I can't date Llamas.

The only girls I find that I want to have a relationship with are the ones that I CAN'T immediately understand. I find depth in a companion almost a prerequisite now. The only girls I would never date are petty imbeciles with no concept of empathy.
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#46 cxwq

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Posted 10 April 2003 - 11:42 AM

Congratulations Hal, you've brought this awful topic to a new low. This isn't xforums.

I think everyone who has anything to say on this thread has said it.

In closing, I give you the guard llama!
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