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NH Mailbag Highlights, 2015: You STILL can't reply to PMs by Email


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#1 Langley

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Posted 15 January 2016 - 08:09 PM

When you receive an email notification that you have a new Private Message, you have to click the included link at the end of the email and it will take you directly to the PM thread so you can reply. You can not reply to the email. If you reply to the notification email, you are sending ME an email.
 
Since everyone enjoyed hearing about the NH mailbag so much the last time this came up, here are some highlights from 2015.
 
 Most of the email I receive is one of three types:

Having trouble with email validation


 Your email already validated, you're in the waiting list.  Look at the main page.
 
 

[a goddamned teenaged nerfer] would like to add you to their professional network on Linkedin!

 
Really?

 

hw does I pots in Trding?


If you can't figure it out, I'm certainly not going to tell you...

 

 

But once in a while I get some real gems. 


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#2 Langley

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Posted 15 January 2016 - 08:15 PM

to NerfHaven

It would have to shoot minimum 100 fps

Sent from my iPhone
 
> On Oct 11, 2015, at 4:44 PM, NerfHaven <webmaster@nerfhaven.com> wrote:
>
> xlome00,
>
> xXD3V1LXx has replied to a personal conversation entitled "Zeus mods".
>
> xXD3V1LXx said:
> ==============================
========================================
> Not too hard I could probs do it.
> ======================================================================
>
> PLEASE DO NOT REPLY DIRECTLY TO THIS EMAIL!
> You can reply to this personal conversation by following the link below:
>


 

You have to log in to send a PM


How long would it take u to figure out if this is possible?

Sent from my iPhone

> On Oct 15, 2015, at 5:59 PM, NerfHaven <webmaster@nerfhaven.com> wrote:
>
> xlome00,
>
> xXD3V1LXx has replied to a personal conversation entitled "Zeus mods".
>
> xXD3V1LXx said:
> ======================================================================
> I could possibly depending on what firing mechanism they use to feed darts into the flywheels.

> ======================================================================
>
> PLEASE DO NOT REPLY DIRECTLY TO THIS EMAIL!
> You can reply to this personal conversation by following the link below:


HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO FIGURE OUT YOU CAN'T REPLY DIRECTLY TO THIS EMAIL?


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#3 Langley

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Posted 15 January 2016 - 08:18 PM

Be aware that due to weaknesses in your sign-in page, I will be using Brute-Force hacking to find every the password of every moderator. Your portal will also share the same fate as NR's homepage.You have been warned.


::a dozen or so duplicate messages get sent like this one::
 

Okay, good luck have fun!


Still waiting on that one.
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#4 Langley

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Posted 15 January 2016 - 08:23 PM

i cant log in

please answer

On Sat, Nov 21, 2015 at 7:11 PM, NerfHaven <webmaster@nerfhaven.com> wrote:
Predator99,
This email has been sent from http://nerfhaven.com/forums/index.php

You have received this email because this email address
was used during registration for our forums.
If you did not register at our forums, please disregard this
email. You do not need to unsubscribe or take any further action.
.......


What is the problem?


when i try to log in appears an error


What does the error say? Can you copy paste it or take a screenshot?


i waited soe time and tried again and it worked , thank you for the assistence and for beeing a kind person


can i show do a divulgation of my blogue?


Okay......


I'm still waiting. I can't wait to see this guy's 'blogue'
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#5 Langley

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Posted 15 January 2016 - 08:50 PM

From: Matt Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 4:13 PM
To: NerfHaven <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>

Everytime I get a password recovery (which is too hard), it STILL won't accept the new one.


FTS im using a different forum, this one SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

This site is a big pile of shit.gif
(shit).angry.gif

On Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 4:10 PM, NerfHaven <webmaster@nerfhaven.com> wrote:

 

ImSo1337,
This email has been sent from http://nerfhaven.com/forums/index.php.

This email completes your lost password request.

------------------------------------------------
YOUR NEW PASSWORD
------------------------------------------------

Your username is: EliteArmy1999
Your email address is: matt[redacted]
Your new password is: [redacted]
.......

 

 

Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com> Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 11:24 PM
To: Matt


Oh, poor baby.

Could it be because you are trying to log in under EliteArmy1999, but you are so damn leet that your log-in name is ImSo1337 ? Nah, you're way to leet to forget your super leet super secret login name. Have fun finding another nerf forum.

-Langley
 
Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com> Wed, Mar 25, 2015 at 4:41 PM
To: Matt

It could also be because you were too 1337 to realize you were actually logged in. Your profile shows that you last signed on minutes before sending me that email.

 

Matt Thu, Mar 26, 2015 at 12:21 PM
To: Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>

 

Who the hell are you anyways. Nvm wtc idc. I am the leader of a nerf army (similar to the NK3AE, and if u do not know what that is, then you might as well quit nerf). Nerfhaven sucks, and it is on my website that it does. Time to take out the shit. I'm guessing your just a troll.

I only joined to ask why my nitron fires when i pull only the acceleration trigger (If you're too stupid to understand, Im not pulling firing trigger, just acceleration and it shoots. I didn't give two, ten, or even a thousand fucks about staying with NerfHaven. So go dig a hole, fuck yourself in it and die in it.

PS- go die in a hole, bitch.

 

 

Matt

Thu, Mar 26, 2015 at 12:25 PM
To: Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>

 

I forgot, are you a bot from call of duty: advanced warfare? You act like a raging CoD player, and one of the bot names is Langley.

 

 

Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com> Thu, Mar 26, 2015 at 3:12 PM
To: Matt

That's a great website! It was super nice of you to link people to NerfHaven for nerf wars even before you managed to get your account working. You seem like you're ria (really into acronyms). Me too! Maybe some time we can have a nerf war and your nerf team can fight my nerf team. That would be sfr! Or you can just go on standing alone in a field with your full cammo, bright orange gun, sound effects, muzzle flashes and fake explosions to keep you company. That is aao.
-Langley

 

 

Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com> Thu, Mar 26, 2015 at 3:36 PM
To: Matt

Whoops, looks like I shit.gif the bed.gif ​on that one. NK3AE is Nerfrocketeer's site. I take back what I said about him standing alone in a field, he lives in Alaska and that's got to be rough for getting a real nerf war going. Looks like he hasn't posted on NerfHaven yet, but he did figure out how to log in, so he's got that over you! Good luck with your nerf army, they dsl they are in competent hands.

 

 

Matt Fri, Mar 27, 2015 at 7:33 AM
To: Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>

Hahaha lol. I didn't put a link, just a hate post on my forums page. Go crawl back into your moms pussy where you belong.
 

 

Matt  Fri, Mar 27, 2015 at 7:52 AM
To: Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>

Actually, I mod and paint my Nerf guns. I would kick your ass in a war. I, just like the NK3AE, make use of drones and homemade weaponry in Nerf warfare. I would snipe you before you even knew... Then you would ragequit and cry to mommy. Btw your email address sucks. "webmaster"? How original. Hah, there are over 100 million webmasters out there. Last time I checked, nerfhaven.com is not an email provider. Dafuq did u get that as your extension to your email? Go eat some shit.gif and suck some 8==D.

Btw I'm not one of those leet noobs with their suckass speech.

I doubt this is 'proper' leet speek.

Omg 74h7 suxx0rz. I literally had to make fifteen changes to the original.

 

 

Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com> Fri, Mar 27, 2015 at 11:56 AM
To: Matt

I think you're bullshitting. I don't really believe you have your own website or that it is anywhere near as awesome as NK3AE. You can go touch some ( ! ) and 8==D

 

 

Matt  Fri, Mar 27, 2015 at 2:33 PM
To: Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>

nerfelitecorps.weebly.com
::screen shot of his website::
The editor page for it--I PrtScn'd it. BTW my middle name is jeff, and i decided to be called that about 6 months ago. I cant edit my name on google. Does that LOOK like bullshit 2 u? Theres a special post just 4 u in the forums. Also, look in More-> NerfHaven Admin is a Troll

 

 

Jeff  Fri, Mar 27, 2015 at 2:39 PM
To: Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>

Can we just truce. I admit NerfHaven is cool, I don't want to start a fight.

 

 

Jeff Fri, Mar 27, 2015 at 2:39 PM
To: Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>

I was just angry (I was already pissed off at the time).

 

 

Jeff Wed, Apr 22, 2015 at 8:41 AM
To: Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>

Maybe your not replying cos I BEAT you at your own game AND I proved I am the owner of the website.

 

 

Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com> Wed, Apr 22, 2015 at 6:20 PM
To: Jeff

What game? You said you wanted a truce. You buckled. You're a buckler.

 

 

Jeff Sun, Apr 26, 2015 at 9:50 AM
To: Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>

Well you didn't reply. By the way how's that proof that I wasn't lying taste?

Sent from my iPhone


Jeff Sun, Apr 26, 2015 at 9:55 AM
To: Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>

 

Man ppl were right. Many ppl told me nerf haven staff members are evil, they aren't kidding.

Sent from my iPhone


Jeff Mon, Apr 27, 2015 at 2:34 PM
To: Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>

Lol no I'm not. You just want to bitch about me some more. Well go ahead, I'm rubber and you're glue.. You know the rest (at least I think you do, it might get difficult for you in your autistic head).

Sent from my iPhone

 

 

Jeff Tue, Nov 3, 2015 at 8:36 AM
To: NerfHaven <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>


Wow your tech support sucks.

 

 

Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com> Tue, Nov 3, 2015 at 5:45 PM
To: Jeff

You demonstrated in your first email that your attitude and the quality of your writing are below the standards of our site. I chose not to provide you with any tech support because the last thing I would want to do is help you get signed in to your account.

 

 

Jeff Wed, Nov 4, 2015 at 8:38 AM
To: NerfHaven <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>


Talk about discrimination your probably a dumb southern redneck hick.

 

 

Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com> Wed, Nov 4, 2015 at 12:21 PM
To: Jeff

Haha, what? Discrimination based on what exactly?

 

 

Jeff Thu, Nov 5, 2015 at 8:49 AM
To: Langley <webmaster@nerfhaven.com>

Uhh... if ur as smart as u try to seem u would just stfu and ignore me.

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Tab® S

 

 

 

Well Played, 'jeff'.  I guess I should count myself lucky he didn't order a drone strike.


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#6 Ice Nine

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Posted 15 January 2016 - 09:46 PM

Uh oh! Langley, you should watch your mouth, look what happens to people who go against Jeff.

 

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#7 laser

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Posted 16 January 2016 - 12:59 AM

LoL that last one was hilarious 


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#8 Remzak

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Posted 18 January 2016 - 09:58 PM

I just finished reading his entire website and "Jeff" seems to have no understanding of basic engineering. He claims to have modded a maverick to shoot over 100 feet, but since he mensions pennies he clearly just did the penny mod. He also has plans for attack drones and remote controlled planes, specifically to lift a centurion. I build "drones" and that would cost at least 500$ to get off the ground. (and would fly like crap) A plane that crashes but doesnt get damaged? No, no, this can't be happening... Jeff is clearly a greater engineer than anyone else on the internet. He has accomplished the impossible.We all must bowin respect to the glory of "Jeff" the God of all things physics and Nerf related.

 

Why did I waste an hour of my time...


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