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#1 jmwasko

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 02:35 PM

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Hosted By: Me and the usual suspects

Description: Here at Pittsburgh Nerf, we have a favorite nerfer couple surrounding flamincows. And that couple is finally making the journey to visit us after moving to a distant land. So, this July, let's nerf again. For them. And mostly for us.

Date: Sunday, July 8 2012
Time: 10:00 AM-4:00 PM

Location: Armstrong Park,
Pearce Road and Highview Road, Baldwin, PA 15234
When you get to this intersection, there is a sign indicating to continue downhill on Pearce Road into the park.

We may move sometime after lunch.
Second Location: Williamsburg Park, Mt. Lebanon, PA

Meeting/Staging Areas:
At Armstrong Park, we will set up shop in the large gazebo to the right of the drive way. We will form a caravan to move to Williamsburg Park if we choose to do so, but in case of any stragglers, will commandeer the pavilion there if it is not occupied. Otherwise, we will convene on the stone wall at the extreme point of the turn-around loop.
Restrooms: PortaJons are typically available at all of our usual locations.
Hydration: Bring water/Gatorade etc. for yourself with your lunch. Water might be available from hosts just in case.
Food: Bring a bag lunch/dinner for the middle of playtime. Go out for food at your own risk of missing rounds. Hosts can refer you to nearby restaurants.
Sun protection: You may need it if the weather forecast calls for anything beyond mostly cloudy.

Contacts: Post here or PM me with questions. If you really need to, you can email me at waskojm@yahoo.com. I’ll give out my phone number in private correspondence.

Guntypes to bring: Your primary, secondary, a pistol, a pistol for gunslinger, and really anything else you want.
Guns that may be banned:Everything is on a case-by-case basis pending modifications. Myself and the usual Pittsburgh veterans have final say.
Gametypes that will be played: Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch, Capture the Flag, Gunslinger Heaven, Defend the Core, and anything else we come up with on the spot.
Rules: Standard rules for Deathmatch and CTF as listed in Nerf War Etiquette, if that document is still out there. All other gametype rules will be explained prior to the round. If you repeatedly break any of these rules, you’ll be asked to sit out a round. If you continue to after this initial action, you’ll be asked to leave if possible. We’ll find ways.

Facebook Page: Under the same name here. Check it out if you want and mark your attendance.

Attendance
Definites:
jmwasko
sublimedom777
sleepy
jwasko
flamincows
princexbuster
Non-members x1

Maybes:
Non-Members x1

In Spirit:
NerfMonkey

Edited by jmwasko, 04 July 2012 - 11:57 PM.

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#2 sublimedom777

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 02:43 PM

I'm in. I vote Armstrong or Highland.

Edit: JM also gives his number out at seedy nightclubs if you buy him a stiff drink or two...

Edited by sublimedom777, 24 June 2012 - 06:48 PM.

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We NERF ON all day, and FUCK OFF all night


#3 jwasko

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 12:48 AM

That's how I got Cows's number, actually. We didn't work out, unfortunately, but I'm glad he found someone that makes him happy.

Oh, and I vote Armstrong. As usual.
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#4 NerfMonkey

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Posted 01 July 2012 - 04:59 PM

Do something idiotic and dangerous for me will you?
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#5 jmwasko

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 05:38 PM

Do something idiotic and dangerous for me will you?

We'll be sure to mention said acts in the reviews Monkey. Where are you anyways?
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#6 princexbuster

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Posted 03 July 2012 - 10:43 PM

My ass tattoo is tingleing. Its gonna get so nerfy at my house this weekend but Jarret can't come because he still hasn't added my name to the guest list dispite my threats of physical violence.

Witty enough fudge round?
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#7 sublimedom777

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 01:35 AM

My ass tattoo is tingleing. Its gonna get so nerfy at my house this weekend but Jarret can't come because he still hasn't added my name to the guest list dispite my threats of physical violence.

Witty enough fudge round?


I'm pretty sure that Jarret generally isn't allowed to attend because he isn't man enough to drink, and then nerf the next day, and that's only because the likelihood of physical violence is very high if he pulls that shit again. His rank and title are already in the balance...
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We NERF ON all day, and FUCK OFF all night


#8 thebridgeninja

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:44 AM

Nice to see a war close to home. I live in Erie, Pa. Pittsburg isnt a bad drive. Would love to come, but Sundays don't work for me. Let me know if you plan out any other wars, I'd be game!
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#9 jmwasko

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 10:19 PM

Nice to see a war close to home. I live in Erie, Pa. Pittsburg isnt a bad drive. Would love to come, but Sundays don't work for me. Let me know if you plan out any other wars, I'd be game!


It'd be great to have you ninja. For various reasons we have clung to Sundays over the past few years, but I don't think that is as much the rule anymore. Just check back for future wars...we go for a monthly basis.
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#10 NerfMonkey

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 11:08 PM

Jarret, I'm in Tucson. I feel like something happened that I don't know about...

Edited by NerfMonkey, 05 July 2012 - 11:11 PM.

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#11 princexbuster

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 09:52 AM

Jarret can come I was just busting his balls. Everyone bring your modding hats because I've been to busy to work.
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#12 sublimedom777

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:41 AM

Damn son, tits-out war....

++++++++ FlaminCows and Wifey coming home
+++ Pre-war party
+ New faces.
+ Lots of play
+ No serious issues, even though we're mostly out of shape/rusty and the heat was definitely on...
+ Excellent photography.

- Insane humidity/heat
- Breaking every goddamned blaster I used... EVERY SINGLE ONE
----- Broken Maximizer. It's been a bad season for us all.

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Here are the pictures folks. I'll post some of the finer selections.

We don't always play nerf, But when we do, We take it to a level none of you even know about...
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Closest thing to a group shot (Missing Lauren [behind the camera...])
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YOU DO NOT JOKE ABOUT BROKEN MAXIMIZERS!
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Wifey, being all serious
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PrinceXBuster.... idk
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Laying out for the tag:
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It was all in vain though. A tap on Zack, a hit on Doug:
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Impractical stances get the best results, usually.
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Prince to the rescue
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Flamincows: "You Make the best Meat shield"
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JMWasko, just being himself
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Our next nerf couple
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Characters
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Ridiculous primary: Check Superior ranged secondary: Check Good Attitude: Check
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Sleepy, screwing around
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She always gets hit in the face... ALWAYS
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Nerf Widows
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#13 NerfMonkey

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 08:21 PM

Nice butt pimple.
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#14 flamincows

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 08:25 AM

That's what we'll call our next war. Clash of Steel: "nice butt pimple".

That was a really awesome war guys. I had a great time and did pretty well with that old ass +bow despite getting dehydrated and blacking out all over the place the night before.

Now i expect you pissants to keep nerfing regularly even though I'll be back in the dirty south.
Also huge thank you to Dom for making darts instead of sleeping.
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#15 jwasko

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 06:30 PM

I kinda sucked at playing nerf guns all day (sorry, team) but had a great time. It was especially nice to see Flamin&Wife.

I guess I'm going to have to actually start modding my Xbow or something because there was just something missing without one in play most of the day.

Dom: Just think of it as motivation to actually do some blaster maintenance before August 3rd.

Speaking of: Mod party, anyone? (where modding > partying)

Edited by jwasko, 11 July 2012 - 06:31 PM.

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#16 sublimedom777

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 12:31 AM

I guess I'm going to have to actually start modding my Xbow or something because there was just something missing without one in play most of the day.

Dom: Just think of it as motivation to actually do some blaster maintenance before August 3rd.

Speaking of: Mod party, anyone? (where modding > partying)


Yes, you should. especially since I figured out the barrel selector for you...

Yeah, Better now than in New Jersey. If it happend at/after Apoc, I might've just closed up shop and sold my collection

Yes please. some time next weekend and/or the weekend after?
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We NERF ON all day, and FUCK OFF all night



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