#1
Posted 04 April 2004 - 12:26 PM
So, If you ever meet any of these nooblets, make sure to punch them in the face ahead of time because they sure are gonna piss you off later
Either that or cover your nuts and start running
just a warning
-Movius
#2
Posted 04 April 2004 - 12:36 PM
My nooblets, they're hatching!
#3
Posted 04 April 2004 - 12:51 PM
~ompa
#4
Posted 04 April 2004 - 01:30 PM
-Movius
#5
Posted 04 April 2004 - 01:47 PM
#6
Posted 04 April 2004 - 02:03 PM
"Get the hell out of here before I kick you in the face, you damn nooblet"
"Goddamn it, nooblet, look what you did. You managed to get it everywhere. Even the celing"
"Dont touch my pizza, nooblet, your not privlaged enough, go gnaw on the carpet"
"Nooblet! Tell your family they cant live under my porch!"
-Movius
#7
Posted 04 April 2004 - 02:41 PM
#8
Posted 04 April 2004 - 03:25 PM
Now, we don't have that problem anymore.
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
#9
Posted 04 April 2004 - 04:03 PM
http://www.geocities.../ultimator.html
Load a micro, aim at them and if they don't run away too quick blast 'em.
#10
Posted 04 April 2004 - 04:28 PM
"hands off my nooblet"
~ompa
#11
Posted 04 April 2004 - 04:59 PM
#12
Posted 04 April 2004 - 05:06 PM
Heh... it's like the Slashdot effect except with NH our web server annihilation super powers only work against Geocities.Use this:
http://www.geocities.../ultimator.html
Load a micro, aim at them and if they don't run away too quick blast 'em.
#13
Posted 04 April 2004 - 05:17 PM
~ompa
#14
Posted 04 April 2004 - 06:03 PM
Never really measured the range, but I'd say it's on par with a well-modded Splitfire. The thing about that gun is it produces a huge volume of air, but there's not very much pressure behind it. If the dart is really tight in the barrel a lot of the air will be blown out the sides of the gun, making it a poor candidate for PVC. If I were to do it again I'd use brass or PETG on the barrel. I'm sure it would make more sense if I could get the darn thing open, but it doesn't seem to use the traditional plunger/tube design of other spring Nerf guns.
#15
Posted 04 April 2004 - 06:56 PM
We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the Bridge and the second hall. We cannot get out. The end comes. Drums, drums in the deep! They are here.
#16
Posted 04 April 2004 - 07:17 PM
Take cover! Sorry just had to do that, yeah my grandpa grabbed my nf and shot me from like 1 ft. away. I was like wow .For some reason when ompa said THEY'RE ON ME, a weird Tolkein quote flashed into my mind.
We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the Bridge and the second hall. We cannot get out. The end comes. Drums, drums in the deep! They are here.
Edited by UpGraD3, 04 April 2004 - 07:17 PM.
#17
Posted 04 April 2004 - 07:24 PM
#18
Posted 04 April 2004 - 07:39 PM
~ompa
#19
Posted 04 April 2004 - 07:50 PM
"The nooblets scream battle cries of "I need more ammo, GIVE ME MORE AMMO!" and "Hit them in the nuts, you can take them down" in various lisps and nerdy, high pitched voices. Movius is terrified. He sits on the couch in horror, afraid to move. He hasnt done anything to them but for some reason they charge forward. As Movius watches, they get out computers and repeatadly double post, refusing to use the EDIT button. They spell words as if they were talking to their nooblet friends on AIM, spelling you "u" and sorry"sry", and perhaps one of the worst: LOL. "Is there any other way to laugh? What purpose does the "out loud" sereve?" Movius asked himself in agony. As they got closer he saw them flaming everyone on the forums for no reason, they heavely flamed the veterans. He saw them pumping up Power Clips and firing them just to hear that really annoying loud ass sound that it makes. Movius dropped to his knees. The ground shook, they weilded peices of PVC pipe covered in foam that resembled swords. Movius couldnt bear to look anymore. A hail of stefans aimed at his face and groin flew from the croud of the slimy, disgusting nooblets. They continued to advance with their crappy PVC swords that would never achive anything in a war. Movius looked up to see that each nooblet had only one nitefinder that was un-modded, but they kept saying they had alot of expirience with guns. Then movius saw nooblets that had paintball masks. They were the painballers who thought nerf didnt hurt. Next came the nooblets who keep calling your house to talk about nerf and mooch off your supplys. After that, the nooblets who will ask you for guns, but never give specifics. They drop really lame hints like: "I need a really good loser but I dont want the dart to go that far" or "I want a gun that a ninja would use". Movius nearly vomited with rage and frustration. The last wave of nooblets was the worst: The Idiot Nooblets, who seem to be a combination of all the other species of Nooblet. They will try to pull the barrel out of your gun, they will try to hit you with the butt of their gun, they will call you and double post and say and do the dumbest things. They will give you a gun to mod then call you up five minutes later to see if your done. When you tell them the Epoxy takes twenty four hours to dry they call you back an hour later to see if its done. Movius got up, a feeling of empowerment came over him . Movius yelled "YOU NOOBLETS SHALL NOT PASS". At that very moment, every nooblet suddenly turned into a regular nerfer. All was well, Yay.
-Movius
-Sorry for baggin on PVC weapons. But c'mon, we all know playing with them sucks and they never do anything.
#20
Posted 04 April 2004 - 08:49 PM
You sir, should write a book.
Not in the game anymore, but it was great while it lasted. Thanks for the great years of fun, NH!
--
Resident "Spawn of Talio"
#21
Posted 04 April 2004 - 09:23 PM
After a few grammatical and spelling changes...
You sir, should write a book.
Ahahaha.... that's gotta be one of the top ten funniest things I've ever heard.
Edited by DoubleLnL, 04 April 2004 - 09:39 PM.
#22
Posted 04 April 2004 - 10:43 PM
#23
Posted 04 April 2004 - 10:53 PM
I remember some friends ridiculing Nerf. I shot them with my SM5k. *Joy*Some of my friends used to do the exact same thing. That was, until I shot them back with a stronger modified weapon, like my Crossbow.
Now, we don't have that problem anymore.
Also, we were playing Halo once on LAN. My friend sniped me in the game and I died, so I grabbed my SM5k, went into the other room, and shot him in the side of the head. I thought I killed him or someting because he wasn't moving in Halo...
Have fun. Don't mention a thing about H2H and make some "foamed" PVC swords
~Mystic~
#24
Posted 04 April 2004 - 11:16 PM
yO KeVin!!!111oneI'm going to have to insist that you all stop using the word "nooblet" on this site. For after nooblet comes cookies and trout and all manner of emotes and general mayhem ensues as NH becomes NC.
cAn wE plz plz plz have a nerf RPG?!!! OMG tAhT WULD BE SOOOOO FREICKEN SWEET!!! wE CuLd hAve likee mAdE up sup3r gunz and flYinG skooterz and bAseS and stuff!
#25
Posted 04 April 2004 - 11:46 PM
/me jumps on the facetious realization bandwagon, w00t's
*runs away*
As fun as all of this is, perhaps it is best we all progress to less childish communication. Now everyone must make a subtle penis joke, and then we can move on.
- Death
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