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Billy Mays- Dead!

Started by CA13, Jun 28 2009 01:12 PM

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#1 CA13

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 01:12 PM

Billy Mays was found dead in his Tampa home this morning. He was 50 years old.

First, I think it is weird that Billy Mays, Micheal Jackson, and Bernie Mac all died at 50.

I know this thread is unrelated to Nerf, but the Off Topic forums were made for this.

The article stated that there was no foul play involved and no signs of a break-in.

My question is this- Prolonged exposure to Oxi-Clean or some hit-men sent by Vince Offer?

TL;DR- Discuss this tragic death.

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#2 RedHead

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:04 PM

Dear god... I would do anything that man told me to do...
Right when I started to watch that "Pitchman" show, he lets me down like this...

And yes, that's really wierd that all of those people died at 50 years old.

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#3 Carbon

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:05 PM

IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS, I'M GOING TO TALK LIKE THIS ALL DAY LONG.

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#4 MegaMoose

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:12 PM

"I'm Billy Mays! And if you buy mighty putty, your penis will grow to 3 times its normal size!"

Why of course it's true. Billy Mays said it...

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#5 nerfer63

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:27 PM

"I'm Billy Mays! And if you buy mighty putty, your penis will grow to 3 times its normal size!"

Why of course it's true. Billy Mays said it...

In honor of billy mays I shall sig this.

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#6 Ubermensch

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:34 PM

I loved that TV show.

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#7 Disturbed

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 03:48 PM

When I got the news... First the king of Pop, know the king of CLR and many other brand name products.
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#8 Echnalaid

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 03:57 PM

I made a great Billy Mays impression in school complete with mask. Here's a link to anyone who wants it.
http://superpunch.bl...-mays-mask.html
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#9 Mukersman

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:06 PM

The Shamwow guy probably killed him in his sleep.

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#10 Disturbed

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:09 PM

The Shamwow guy probably killed him in his sleep.

Except he is in prison for beating up a hooker who bit his tongue. Maybe all that yelling finally got to Bill's head.

His wife was probably sick of him. :blush:

EDIT: If the Shamwow guy did escape, maybe he used Shamwows to soak up poor Billy's blood.

Edited by Disturbed, 28 June 2009 - 04:12 PM.

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#11 CA13

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:18 PM

Turns out, yesterday he was on a plane that landed and popped all of it's tires. He was hit in the head by luggage :blush:

, and I predict that his death was caused by some haemorrhages in his brain.

Also, I have already pointed out that Vince Offer (ShamWow guy) did it, he probably used his paroled bunkmates.

Edited by CA13, 28 June 2009 - 04:21 PM.

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Doing this as I speak. I have no idea when I got it...my DAD got it some 15 years ago, but that doesn't matter. Anyways, it keeps jerking around all over the place. I try to hold it with a rag...It doesn't look like...much.

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#12 Disturbed

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:22 PM

Damn that pilot! He had Billy Mays on board! What was he thinking?

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#13 Blacksunshine

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:25 PM

Oh Billy... The man who brought us Magic Putty.. you will be missed.

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#14 nerfer63

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:26 PM

No it wasnt the sham wow the sham wow guy used he used the sham wahoo! he used it and then said WAHOO! billy mays is dead.

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#15 Disturbed

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:30 PM

No it wasnt the sham wow the sham wow guy used he used the sham wahoo!

... What? ~~Did you mean it wasn't the sham wow guy it was the guy who used the sham wahoo?~~

Ok, wait..... Please translate yourself.

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#16 nerfer63

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:00 PM

The guy who does the sham wow comercial used a sham wahoo. Look at the vid.

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#17 Disturbed

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:04 PM

Oh know that I looked harder I realize what you were saying in your other post,
No it wasnt the sham wow (item) the sham wow guy used, he used the sham wahoo!

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#18 nerfer63

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:05 PM

exactly. did you watch the vid?

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#19 CA13

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:18 PM

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH "FORUM NOOB". "how you mine 4 fish" SAYS "FORUM NOOB".

exactly. did you watch the vid?

HAVE YOU ANY SENSE OF HIM IMPLYING IT [WATCHING HE DAMN VID] IN HIS LAST POST???

PLEASE DON'T MAKE THIS OFFER A "BUY-ONE GET ONE FREE"...

Edited by CA13, 28 June 2009 - 05:18 PM.

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Doing this as I speak. I have no idea when I got it...my DAD got it some 15 years ago, but that doesn't matter. Anyways, it keeps jerking around all over the place. I try to hold it with a rag...It doesn't look like...much.

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#20 nerfer63

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:22 PM

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH "FORUM NOOB". "how you mine 4 fish" SAYS "FORUM NOOB".

exactly. did you watch the vid?

HAVE YOU ANY SENSE OF HIM IMPLYING IT [WATCHING HE DAMN VID] IN HIS LAST POST???

PLEASE DON'T MAKE THIS OFFER A "BUY-ONE GET ONE FREE"...

What?

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#21 flamingeyes245

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:53 PM

He means to not ask if he watched the vid again, because that was implied in one of his posts.

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#22 TED

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 06:19 PM

Shut the fuck up.

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Star Wars can go fuck itself.

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#23 Zachfrog

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 06:27 PM

This has been a bad week... First Farrah, then Mikey, and now Billy Mays? We should be glad that this is the end of the week. Billy, you will be missed.