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#1 CA13

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 01:12 PM

Billy Mays was found dead in his Tampa home this morning. He was 50 years old.

First, I think it is weird that Billy Mays, Micheal Jackson, and Bernie Mac all died at 50.

I know this thread is unrelated to Nerf, but the Off Topic forums were made for this.

The article stated that there was no foul play involved and no signs of a break-in.

My question is this- Prolonged exposure to Oxi-Clean or some hit-men sent by Vince Offer?

TL;DR- Discuss this tragic death.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:04 PM

Dear god... I would do anything that man told me to do...
Right when I started to watch that "Pitchman" show, he lets me down like this...

And yes, that's really wierd that all of those people died at 50 years old.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:05 PM

IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS, I'M GOING TO TALK LIKE THIS ALL DAY LONG.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:12 PM

"I'm Billy Mays! And if you buy mighty putty, your penis will grow to 3 times its normal size!"

Why of course it's true. Billy Mays said it...
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:27 PM

"I'm Billy Mays! And if you buy mighty putty, your penis will grow to 3 times its normal size!"

Why of course it's true. Billy Mays said it...

In honor of billy mays I shall sig this.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:34 PM

I loved that TV show.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 03:48 PM

When I got the news... First the king of Pop, know the king of CLR and many other brand name products.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 03:57 PM

I made a great Billy Mays impression in school complete with mask. Here's a link to anyone who wants it.
http://superpunch.bl...-mays-mask.html
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:06 PM

The Shamwow guy probably killed him in his sleep.
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#10 Disturbed

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:09 PM

The Shamwow guy probably killed him in his sleep.


Except he is in prison for beating up a hooker who bit his tongue. Maybe all that yelling finally got to Bill's head.

His wife was probably sick of him. :blush:

EDIT: If the Shamwow guy did escape, maybe he used Shamwows to soak up poor Billy's blood.

Edited by Disturbed, 28 June 2009 - 04:12 PM.

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:18 PM

Turns out, yesterday he was on a plane that landed and popped all of it's tires. He was hit in the head by luggage :blush: , and I predict that his death was caused by some haemorrhages in his brain.

Also, I have already pointed out that Vince Offer (ShamWow guy) did it, he probably used his paroled bunkmates.

Edited by CA13, 28 June 2009 - 04:21 PM.

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#12 Disturbed

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:22 PM

Damn that pilot! He had Billy Mays on board! What was he thinking?
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:25 PM

Oh Billy... The man who brought us Magic Putty.. you will be missed.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:26 PM

No it wasnt the sham wow the sham wow guy used he used the sham wahoo! he used it and then said WAHOO! billy mays is dead.

Edited by nerfer63, 28 June 2009 - 04:28 PM.

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#15 Disturbed

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 04:30 PM

No it wasnt the sham wow the sham wow guy used he used the sham wahoo!


... What? Did you mean it wasn't the sham wow guy it was the guy who used the sham wahoo?

Ok, wait..... Please translate yourself.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:00 PM

The guy who does the sham wow comercial used a sham wahoo. Look at the vid.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:04 PM

Oh know that I looked harder I realize what you were saying in your other post,
No it wasnt the sham wow (item) the sham wow guy used, he used the sham wahoo!
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:05 PM

exactly. did you watch the vid?
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:18 PM

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH "FORUM NOOB". "how you mine 4 fish" SAYS "FORUM NOOB".

exactly. did you watch the vid?


HAVE YOU ANY SENSE OF HIM IMPLYING IT [WATCHING HE DAMN VID] IN HIS LAST POST???

PLEASE DON'T MAKE THIS OFFER A "BUY-ONE GET ONE FREE"...

Edited by CA13, 28 June 2009 - 05:18 PM.

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:22 PM

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH "FORUM NOOB". "how you mine 4 fish" SAYS "FORUM NOOB".

exactly. did you watch the vid?


HAVE YOU ANY SENSE OF HIM IMPLYING IT [WATCHING HE DAMN VID] IN HIS LAST POST???

PLEASE DON'T MAKE THIS OFFER A "BUY-ONE GET ONE FREE"...


What?
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#21 flamingeyes245

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 05:53 PM

He means to not ask if he watched the vid again, because that was implied in one of his posts.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 06:19 PM

Shut the fuck up.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 06:27 PM

This has been a bad week... First Farrah, then Mikey, and now Billy Mays? We should be glad that this is the end of the week. Billy, you will be missed.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 06:37 PM

Everyone, whip out the Orange Glo and OxyClean and go on a cleaning montage!
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 06:42 PM

Christ. It's always a dangerous proclamation, but everyone needs to listen to Dark Shrimp. This is over.
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