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[TED]

Tanks need treads therefore that is not a tank. Sorry.

That's not true...

Finn

Why are you guys so lame? All I wanted to do was make fun of this kids tank and two people have to come and kill it. You have no right to quote anything I say because you're an idiot. I don't give a shit about tanks so shut the fuck up.

"Mr. Gun Enthusiast"

Edited by Dark Shrimp, 09 May 2009 - 09:42 AM.

[spartan062]

Nothing a good molotov cocktail couldn't take care of.

But if you used a molotov cocktail at a war. . . You would probably be ganged up on by the cops and your fellow nerfers.

Anyways, nice work ihatellamaboy.

Edited by spartan.062, 09 May 2009 - 09:54 AM.

[Draconis]

Nothing a good molotov cocktail couldn't take care of.

But if you used a molotov cocktail at a war. . . You would probably be ganged up on by the cops and your fellow nerfers.

Anyways, nice work ihatellamaboy.

Really? I seriously doubt that most nerfers would gang up on anyone in DEFENSE of this thing.

[death by cheez]

Zorn's, you are a fucking dumbass. THIS ISN'T YOUR PLACE TO ARGUE TANK PRACTICALITY.

[Soothsayer]

Using this in a regular nerf war seems retarded, but basing a completely new mode of play seems interesting. Perhaps a free for all or team free for all, and whoever can shack up in the "tank" for like 5 minutes straight gets a point or something.

I dunno, just spitballing.

[Wes7143]

Nothing a good molotov cocktail couldn't take care of.

But if you used a molotov cocktail at a war. . . You would probably be ganged up on by the cops and your fellow nerfers.

Anyways, nice work ihatellamaboy.

Shit, I've already made a bunch for future wars.

This is kinda like a steriotypical "kid's clubhouse, no girls allowed".

[Zorns Lemma]

Zorn's, you are a fucking dumbass. THIS ISN'T YOUR PLACE TO ARGUE TANK PRACTICALITY.

Let me take a guess, you're one of those guys who would write disparaging reviews of Pulp Fiction because you thought it didn't make sense and was too vulgar.

You seem to have a distinct knack for what we would call missing the point

Edit: On second though, I'm just going to ignore, rather than shitting up an already pointless thread with further exasperation.

Edited by Zorn's Lemma, 09 May 2009 - 03:06 PM.

[lazer371]

Well I'm not chosing anyone's side but if you cut out/off one of the walls it could just be a little fort.

[Yazzeh]

Guys, I don't know about you, but this makes me want to build shit. How many of us have access to scrap wood? How much do screws cost?

I don't care if this just looks like a Franken-box instead of a tank, it looks like you could live in it. Uncomfortably, but still, how many of you have built something you could live in? I sure haven't.

This isn't an 'end' to this idea, this is just a starting point. Also it makes me wonder if we can't figure out a way to have an 'Extreme' Nerf War, where people pair off on bikes, one person shooting, the other person biking.


...Nevermind.

I need to find my drill and make something awesome out of junk <.<

[death by cheez]

What you need on this thing now is some LARGE bolts sticking out the side, and paint frankenstein on this.

[Blacksunshine]

Hey Zorn's Lemma, we already stated that this is no place for debating the practicality of a nerf tank. Go get your self a 27 year ban.

Actually no one of ANY authority has said such. Therefor since this is a discussion thread about the atrocity that was made and called a "Nerf Tank" The practicality of it is indeed up for discussion. Anytime something is posted to the homemade or modifications the practicality of it is put to question.
This... "Tank" it is not.
This is more like a 8 year olds makeshift fort. Great you took a bunch of scrap wood and built a box. This is far off from a tank. Wheels and functionality is what you lack. Mobility is out the door. even with wheels you will be busy trying to push this pile of lumber when someone runs up and blasts you thru the top. If you are invulnerable. Well that's just not fun at all.

[fallinouttadabox]

... how many of you have built something you could live in? I sure haven't.

I have, I love building shit.


On another note, if you could get a little tricycle to mount this on, that would be a good driving system.

[CaptainSlug]

This is one of the worst threads I have seen in a very long time.
This forum is about NERF.
It's not about hobo-shacks, tree houses, or other such things that have absolutely nothing to do with Nerf Wars or Homemade Nerf Blasters.

This was previously posted on isoaker.net also.

Goodbye forever.

That's not true...

Finn

Baked people are actually quite funny.... My friend Robert called me at 2 AM saying he had just smoked some pot, went and grabbed some Oke-Doke popcorn and came back to his dog eating the bag of pot.
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Zorn's, you are a fucking dumbass. THIS ISN'T YOUR PLACE TO ARGUE TANK PRACTICALITY.

Tanks need treads therefore that is not a tank. Sorry.

Shrimp, you are correct. However, if you saw this headed toward you and trying to kill you, I think that you would call it a tank.

Guys, I don't know about you, but this makes me want to build shit. How many of us have access to scrap wood? How much do screws cost?

I don't care if this just looks like a Franken-box instead of a tank, it looks like you could live in it. Uncomfortably, but still, how many of you have built something you could live in? I sure haven't.

This isn't an 'end' to this idea, this is just a starting point. Also it makes me wonder if we can't figure out a way to have an 'Extreme' Nerf War, where people pair off on bikes, one person shooting, the other person biking.


...Nevermind.

I need to find my drill and make something awesome out of junk <.<

I have, I love building shit.


On another note, if you could get a little tricycle to mount this on, that would be a good driving system.

Goodbye for a week to all of the above posters.
All of you added very little of value an absolutely terrible thread that was also posted in the wrong section.

Does the hobo shed in the first post have anything to do with Homemade Nerf Blasters? Since it does not fire foam projectiles of any kind, no it does not.

Edited by CaptainSlug, 09 May 2009 - 10:15 PM.

[VACC]

I just read the OP and feel I need to add something. His signature has been deleted, and I have banned his IP. If I so much as see another validating member with the same IP address, or EVER see ANYTHING implying child pornography or sexual situations on these boards again, I will not only be banning IPs, but I will be alerting the authorities. It will not fucking fly. I don't care how young or stupid you are, there is no excuse for this kind of behavior.

VACC
~disgusted~