So I was being highly productive at work today, and reading Cracked.com's list of 7 Items You Won't Actually Believe Are Legal. Amusing list, but it got particularly funny when it got to #4, "Improvised Weaponry": one of the pictures they have is of someone's duct tape wrapped SNAP, although they don't name it as being Nerf.
I couldn't place it offhand, anyone recognize it?
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 04:08 PM
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 04:13 PM
"Why is it legal?"
"First of all, because a gun with an unrifled barrel is only accurate to a few inches. "
Obviously they haven't seen NH yet.
"First of all, because a gun with an unrifled barrel is only accurate to a few inches. "
Obviously they haven't seen NH yet.
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 04:32 PM
Or the awesome that smooth bore tank cannons are.
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 05:38 PM
This is amusing. I just read that article about 3 hours ago and thought the exact same thing. I believe I saw the SNAP at NHQ a few months back.
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 07:22 PM
I'm gonna use a SNAP to hit a button that ignites a flamethrower that sets the tannerite on fire, blowing up the car, sending a piece of shrapnel onto the firing button of a minigun which fires at the ground, setting off my homemade claymores which set fire to my thermite grenade that burns so hot its residual heat lights my Salvia blunt. 
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 07:45 PM
"Why is it legal?"
"First of all, because a gun with an unrifled barrel is only accurate to a few inches. "
I can shoot a fucking pea through an "unrifled" straw at least 10 feet accurately. These people are retarded.
Edited by AssassinNF, 02 February 2009 - 07:52 PM.
Probably dead by now, or something.
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 07:54 PM
That's not a Nerf Homemade. Looks like it's meant to trigger a shotgun shell.
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 08:02 PM
CaptainSlug's got a point. That thing doesn't even have a barrel.
Probably dead by now, or something.
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 08:05 PM
I'm gonna use a SNAP to hit a button that ignites a flamethrower that sets the tannerite on fire, blowing up the car, sending a piece of shrapnel onto the firing button of a minigun which fires at the ground, setting off my homemade claymores which set fire to my thermite grenade that burns so hot its residual heat lights my Salvia blunt.
Rube Goldberg Machine eh?
meh.
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 08:43 PM
yeah cracked.com doesn't know what they are missing....we hould show them our beautiful site.....
Edited by foxdemon82, 02 February 2009 - 09:03 PM.
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So stop with all the "new Recon" crap. This thing definately isn't a Recon, I'll wager my soul. Someone can quote me on that if they'd like
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 09:20 PM
Oh yes. Except with a twist: it's much more fun to watch because of this simple reason:I'm gonna use a SNAP to hit a button that ignites a flamethrower that sets the tannerite on fire, blowing up the car, sending a piece of shrapnel onto the firing button of a minigun which fires at the ground, setting off my homemade claymores which set fire to my thermite grenade that burns so hot its residual heat lights my Salvia blunt.
Rube Goldberg Machine eh?
Shit blows up.
QUOTE(NerfUK @ May 8 2009, 11:54 AM)
(I forgot to take a picture of my own poppers)
QUOTE(analogkid @ May 20 2009, 10:04 PM)
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 10:06 PM
Yes, it is. Link. (It's NerfFreak's GNS Variant)That's not a Nerf Homemade. Looks like it's meant to trigger a shotgun shell.
Although, Langley mentioned the same thing to me, that it'd be pretty trivial to make it perform true firearm functions.
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 12:21 AM
Did they just jack that guys pic?
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 03:18 PM
A flamethrower is legal!? Wow that's some crazy stuff right there.
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 08:42 PM
Actually, I did know Minigun, Flamethrower, and Thermite... Never heard of Tannerite or Salvia, and I didn't figure too much on the homemade guns.A flamethrower is legal!? Wow that's some crazy stuff right there.
My friend has that book, and it kinda reminded me of Max Brooks' "Zombie Survival Guide".
QUOTE(NerfUK @ May 8 2009, 11:54 AM)
(I forgot to take a picture of my own poppers)
QUOTE(analogkid @ May 20 2009, 10:04 PM)
Every size rod you could ever want.
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