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#1 Carbon

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 04:08 PM

So I was being highly productive at work today, and reading Cracked.com's list of 7 Items You Won't Actually Believe Are Legal. Amusing list, but it got particularly funny when it got to #4, "Improvised Weaponry": one of the pictures they have is of someone's duct tape wrapped SNAP, although they don't name it as being Nerf.

I couldn't place it offhand, anyone recognize it?
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Posted 02 February 2009 - 04:13 PM

"Why is it legal?"

"First of all, because a gun with an unrifled barrel is only accurate to a few inches. "

Obviously they haven't seen NH yet.
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#3 Aimless

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 04:32 PM

Or the awesome that smooth bore tank cannons are.
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#4 laxtk88

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 05:38 PM

This is amusing. I just read that article about 3 hours ago and thought the exact same thing. I believe I saw the SNAP at NHQ a few months back.
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#5 SchizophrenicMC

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 07:22 PM

I'm gonna use a SNAP to hit a button that ignites a flamethrower that sets the tannerite on fire, blowing up the car, sending a piece of shrapnel onto the firing button of a minigun which fires at the ground, setting off my homemade claymores which set fire to my thermite grenade that burns so hot its residual heat lights my Salvia blunt. :P
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QUOTE(NerfUK @ May 8 2009, 11:54 AM) View Post

(I forgot to take a picture of my own poppers)

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#6 AssassinNF

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 07:45 PM

"Why is it legal?"

"First of all, because a gun with an unrifled barrel is only accurate to a few inches. "


I can shoot a fucking pea through an "unrifled" straw at least 10 feet accurately. These people are retarded. :lol:

Edited by AssassinNF, 02 February 2009 - 07:52 PM.

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Probably dead by now, or something.


#7 CaptainSlug

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 07:54 PM

That's not a Nerf Homemade. Looks like it's meant to trigger a shotgun shell.
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#8 AssassinNF

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 08:02 PM

CaptainSlug's got a point. That thing doesn't even have a barrel.
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#9 Hoceky

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 08:05 PM

I'm gonna use a SNAP to hit a button that ignites a flamethrower that sets the tannerite on fire, blowing up the car, sending a piece of shrapnel onto the firing button of a minigun which fires at the ground, setting off my homemade claymores which set fire to my thermite grenade that burns so hot its residual heat lights my Salvia blunt. :lol:



Rube Goldberg Machine eh?
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#10 foxdemon82

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 08:43 PM

yeah cracked.com doesn't know what they are missing....we hould show them our beautiful site.....

Edited by foxdemon82, 02 February 2009 - 09:03 PM.

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So stop with all the "new Recon" crap. This thing definately isn't a Recon, I'll wager my soul. Someone can quote me on that if they'd like

#11 SchizophrenicMC

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 09:20 PM

I'm gonna use a SNAP to hit a button that ignites a flamethrower that sets the tannerite on fire, blowing up the car, sending a piece of shrapnel onto the firing button of a minigun which fires at the ground, setting off my homemade claymores which set fire to my thermite grenade that burns so hot its residual heat lights my Salvia blunt. :lol:



Rube Goldberg Machine eh?

Oh yes. Except with a twist: it's much more fun to watch because of this simple reason:

Shit blows up.
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QUOTE(NerfUK @ May 8 2009, 11:54 AM) View Post

(I forgot to take a picture of my own poppers)

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#12 Carbon

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 10:06 PM

That's not a Nerf Homemade. Looks like it's meant to trigger a shotgun shell.

Yes, it is. Link. (It's NerfFreak's GNS Variant)

Although, Langley mentioned the same thing to me, that it'd be pretty trivial to make it perform true firearm functions.
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 12:21 AM

Did they just jack that guys pic?
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 03:18 PM

A flamethrower is legal!? Wow that's some crazy stuff right there.
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#15 SchizophrenicMC

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 08:42 PM

A flamethrower is legal!? Wow that's some crazy stuff right there.

Actually, I did know Minigun, Flamethrower, and Thermite... Never heard of Tannerite or Salvia, and I didn't figure too much on the homemade guns.

My friend has that book, and it kinda reminded me of Max Brooks' "Zombie Survival Guide".
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QUOTE(NerfUK @ May 8 2009, 11:54 AM) View Post

(I forgot to take a picture of my own poppers)

QUOTE(analogkid @ May 20 2009, 10:04 PM) View Post

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