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#1 Kid Flash

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 10:08 AM

I'm making a shirt just for fun but I need a child/parent safe saying for it. I have the images all laid out and my dad will be drawing it all up for the final little details and whatnot. Thanks for your help.
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#2 A side of nerf

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 10:09 AM

"age limits are just a suggestion."

-A side of nerf

Edited by A side of nerf, 01 August 2008 - 10:10 AM.

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#3 Knud-Hansen

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 10:55 AM

300+Nerf= "Our foam will blot out the sun!"
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#4 Captain

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 10:58 AM

"age limits are just a suggestion."

-A side of nerf

Or, you could make a Pirates of the Caribbean reference and say:
"Hang the age limits! They're more like guidelines anyway!"
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#5 Split

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 11:33 AM

I was thinking about making a shirt with like 20 VACC quotes. Then I realized how creepy that would be.

I still like "I void warranties with reckless abandon", which certainly didn't begin with Nerf mods, but it is certainly relevant.
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#6 Poseidon

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 12:02 PM

Something that involves:

To Avoid Injury:
Only use darts designed for this product.
Do not modify darts or dart blasters.
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#7 baghead

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 12:04 PM

I have a bunch I could offer up... but I'm already making them into t-shirts... I'll elaborate on this later...

I'm too easily tempted to discuss them rather than just not post.
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#8 Rogue Warrior

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 02:43 PM

Um hello? "NERF ON OR FUCK OFF"
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#9 Vishamon

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 02:55 PM

Um hello? "NERF ON OR FUCK OFF"

Um hello?

I need a child/parent safe saying

Although, nerf on or fuck off remains my favorite.
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QUOTE(VACC @ Dec 8 2009, 08:40 AM) View Post

I think everyone who reads or contributes to this site needs to take a big stap back and reallize we're discussing nerf guns. The fate of absolutely NOTHING important depends on what you, me, or anyone else does


#10 Rogue Warrior

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:10 PM

Oh, Come on were in the U.S. We have the right to free speech!
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#11 nerfer9

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:15 PM

"its Nerf or nothin'"

"real men play with plastic guns"
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#12 Galaxy613

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:25 PM

"When Captian Slug charges your flank with his +Bow and his fine tuned stefans, you crap your pants."
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#13 Mr Tubb

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:26 PM

Something that involves:

To Avoid Injury:
Only use darts designed for this product.
Do not modify darts or dart blasters.


An alteration:

To cause welts:
Make your own darts for this product.
Please modify your darts/dart blasters :D
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#14 baghead

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:26 PM

"its Nerf or nothin'"

"real men play with plastic guns"



First one is a copyrighted/trademarked statement by hasbro...

second one is already ON an official Nerfhaven shirt.
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#15 Gears

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:31 PM

Oh, Come on were in the U.S. We have the right to free speech!

Yes, free speech to have screen-names that can be compared to "The Make-Up Fighter".

I'm sure saying "Fuck" on your T-Shirt is fine and dandy around friends, but, I wouldn't be too keen on someone wearing that kind of shirt near any open, public area.

Edited by Gears, 01 August 2008 - 03:31 PM.

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#16 Rogue Warrior

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:31 PM

Nerfer 9, you just had an Effeminate fail
Back on topic: "Nerf lock N' load, most powerful toy gun on earth. Could blow your head clean off. So ask yourself a question, Do ya feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"
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#17 Shadowblade

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:35 PM

Here's another 300 reference: This. Is. NERF!!!
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#18 laxtk88

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:50 PM

Nightfinder: 7 dollars.

Stefan materials: 11 dollars.

Seeing the look on your friends face after an Effeminate headshot: priceless.
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QUOTE(Sleebo @ Jun 12 2008, 07:23 PM) View Post

Just for the record, my mother is the most beautiful women in the world.

#19 Mr Tubb

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 04:15 PM

Nightfinder: 7 dollars.
Stefan materials: 11 dollars.
Seeing the look on your friends face after an Effeminate headshot: priceless.

added that hilarious quote to my signature, while playing with my butthole :D
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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side."
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#20 Bullshit Dragon

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 04:32 PM

Let's see...

"I engage in non-lethal combat with gladiators of the new age, we call our sporting event, Nerf Wars"

"Not so long ago in a park not too far away..."

"Foam Wars" (made to look like the Star Wars logo)
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#21 Bomberman

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 04:32 PM

"To avoid boredom:
Modify blaster in every way possible
Use darts not intended for this blaster."

EDIT: Damn.. That is so lame.

Edited by Bomberman, 01 August 2008 - 04:33 PM.

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QUOTE(silentsnipe) View Post

It's not like that. I put lube on it and its the same. Its just stuck. And when I cock it back it goes farther back then usual. Also I push as hard as I can and it wont go back in. I've tried the methods and they wont work. Also pics are up.

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 05:42 PM

"I MOD NERF GUNS WITH RECKLESS ABANDON"
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#23 BustaNinja

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:36 PM

on the front

"It takes a real man..."

on the back

"To look this badass with a toy gun"
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#24 Kid Flash

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 08:27 PM

"its Nerf or nothin'"

"real men play with plastic guns"



First one is a copyrighted/trademarked statement by hasbro...

second one is already ON an official Nerfhaven shirt.

I kind of like that second one... Am I allowed to use it/is it copyrighted?
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#25 BoOogers

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 08:49 PM

"Live To Nerf... Nerf To Live" (Or vice versa)

Or there's my team slogan, which is my personal favorite:

"Nerf... my anti-drug"

That's my two cents.
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