I'm making a shirt just for fun but I need a child/parent safe saying for it. I have the images all laid out and my dad will be drawing it all up for the final little details and whatnot. Thanks for your help.
Nerf Sayings
Started by Kid Flash, Aug 01 2008 10:08 AM
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 10:09 AM
"age limits are just a suggestion."
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Edited by A side of nerf, 01 August 2008 - 10:10 AM.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 10:55 AM
300+Nerf= "Our foam will blot out the sun!"
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 10:58 AM
Or, you could make a Pirates of the Caribbean reference and say:"age limits are just a suggestion."
-A side of nerf
"Hang the age limits! They're more like guidelines anyway!"
I don't care what anyone else says, Atom Blasters are fucking awesome.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 11:33 AM
I was thinking about making a shirt with like 20 VACC quotes. Then I realized how creepy that would be.
I still like "I void warranties with reckless abandon", which certainly didn't begin with Nerf mods, but it is certainly relevant.
I still like "I void warranties with reckless abandon", which certainly didn't begin with Nerf mods, but it is certainly relevant.
Teehee.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 12:02 PM
Something that involves:
To Avoid Injury:
Only use darts designed for this product.
Do not modify darts or dart blasters.
To Avoid Injury:
Only use darts designed for this product.
Do not modify darts or dart blasters.
Faith is a living, daring confidence in God's grace, so sure and certain that a man could stake his life on it a thousand times.
-Martin Luther
In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek u.
-Martin Luther
In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek u.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 12:04 PM
I have a bunch I could offer up... but I'm already making them into t-shirts... I'll elaborate on this later...
I'm too easily tempted to discuss them rather than just not post.
I'm too easily tempted to discuss them rather than just not post.
Don't call it a comeback, I never left.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 02:43 PM
Um hello? "NERF ON OR FUCK OFF"
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 02:55 PM
Um hello?Um hello? "NERF ON OR FUCK OFF"
Although, nerf on or fuck off remains my favorite.I need a child/parent safe saying
QUOTE(VACC @ Dec 8 2009, 08:40 AM) 
I think everyone who reads or contributes to this site needs to take a big stap back and reallize we're discussing nerf guns. The fate of absolutely NOTHING important depends on what you, me, or anyone else does
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:10 PM
Oh, Come on were in the U.S. We have the right to free speech!
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:15 PM
"its Nerf or nothin'"
"real men play with plastic guns"
"real men play with plastic guns"
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:25 PM
"When Captian Slug charges your flank with his +Bow and his fine tuned stefans, you crap your pants."
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:26 PM
Something that involves:
To Avoid Injury:
Only use darts designed for this product.
Do not modify darts or dart blasters.
An alteration:
To cause welts:
Make your own darts for this product.
Please modify your darts/dart blasters
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side."
-Han Solo; Star Wars: A New Hope (IV)
-Han Solo; Star Wars: A New Hope (IV)
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:26 PM
"its Nerf or nothin'"
"real men play with plastic guns"
First one is a copyrighted/trademarked statement by hasbro...
second one is already ON an official Nerfhaven shirt.
Don't call it a comeback, I never left.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:31 PM
Yes, free speech to have screen-names that can be compared to "The Make-Up Fighter".Oh, Come on were in the U.S. We have the right to free speech!
I'm sure saying "Fuck" on your T-Shirt is fine and dandy around friends, but, I wouldn't be too keen on someone wearing that kind of shirt near any open, public area.
Edited by Gears, 01 August 2008 - 03:31 PM.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:31 PM
Nerfer 9, you just had an Effeminate fail
Back on topic: "Nerf lock N' load, most powerful toy gun on earth. Could blow your head clean off. So ask yourself a question, Do ya feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"
Back on topic: "Nerf lock N' load, most powerful toy gun on earth. Could blow your head clean off. So ask yourself a question, Do ya feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"
My GT is Spacecowboy9951
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:35 PM
Here's another 300 reference: This. Is. NERF!!!
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Proverbs says, "The wise man doth not shoot the Viking in the ding ding for he shall pummel thee."
But you can totally shoot Vacc there, he loves it!
But you can totally shoot Vacc there, he loves it!
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:50 PM
Nightfinder: 7 dollars.
Stefan materials: 11 dollars.
Seeing the look on your friends face after an Effeminate headshot: priceless.
Stefan materials: 11 dollars.
Seeing the look on your friends face after an Effeminate headshot: priceless.
QUOTE(Sleebo @ Jun 12 2008, 07:23 PM)
Just for the record, my mother is the most beautiful women in the world.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 04:15 PM
added that hilarious quote to my signature, while playing with my buttholeNightfinder: 7 dollars.
Stefan materials: 11 dollars.
Seeing the look on your friends face after an Effeminate headshot: priceless.
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side."
-Han Solo; Star Wars: A New Hope (IV)
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 04:32 PM
Let's see...
"I engage in non-lethal combat with gladiators of the new age, we call our sporting event, Nerf Wars"
"Not so long ago in a park not too far away..."
"Foam Wars" (made to look like the Star Wars logo)
"I engage in non-lethal combat with gladiators of the new age, we call our sporting event, Nerf Wars"
"Not so long ago in a park not too far away..."
"Foam Wars" (made to look like the Star Wars logo)
Gimme back my bullets....
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 04:32 PM
"To avoid boredom:
Modify blaster in every way possible
Use darts not intended for this blaster."
EDIT: Damn.. That is so lame.
Modify blaster in every way possible
Use darts not intended for this blaster."
EDIT: Damn.. That is so lame.
Edited by Bomberman, 01 August 2008 - 04:33 PM.
QUOTE(silentsnipe)
It's not like that. I put lube on it and its the same. Its just stuck. And when I cock it back it goes farther back then usual. Also I push as hard as I can and it wont go back in. I've tried the methods and they wont work. Also pics are up.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 05:42 PM
"I MOD NERF GUNS WITH RECKLESS ABANDON"
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:36 PM
on the front
"It takes a real man..."
on the back
"To look this badass with a toy gun"
"It takes a real man..."
on the back
"To look this badass with a toy gun"
Me: Yeah. he beat a hooker
Venom: Haven't we all?
Venom: Haven't we all?
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 08:27 PM
I kind of like that second one... Am I allowed to use it/is it copyrighted?"its Nerf or nothin'"
"real men play with plastic guns"
First one is a copyrighted/trademarked statement by hasbro...
second one is already ON an official Nerfhaven shirt.
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 08:49 PM
"Live To Nerf... Nerf To Live" (Or vice versa)
Or there's my team slogan, which is my personal favorite:
"Nerf... my anti-drug"
That's my two cents.
Or there's my team slogan, which is my personal favorite:
"Nerf... my anti-drug"
That's my two cents.
Nerf... my anti-drug
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