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#26 Salmon

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 10:38 PM

Speaking of dildos, my roto-rocket launcher has earned the name "dildo gun" due to the phallic nature of the rocket. Pretty much everyone calls it the dildo gun, even though it fires darts now.

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Um... Rockets can have "phallic nature"? Err, you know what, forget about it. I don't want anyone posting pictures to "enlighten" me about this.

Edited by Salmon, 24 April 2008 - 10:39 PM.

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#27 Forsaken angel24

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 11:01 PM

How exactly does one pluralize "dildo


This reminds me of a funny story. I had about 8 friends over in my backyard smoking sheisha and drinking beer watching Kindergarden cop. I will say we were stoned out of our minds and Arnold is 10 X funnier that way. Then I had this brilliant thought and had to share it with everyone. I paused the movie and got everyones attention. Then I raised my finger in the air as if I had a eureeka moment and said "The Dildo is Vibe rated"
We laughed for a bit 45 minutes. It works on so many levels.

Edited by Forsaken_angel24, 24 April 2008 - 11:01 PM.

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#28 Galaxy613

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 11:19 PM

Anyways, I don't think ANY admin on here is truely mean for the sake of being mean.

Shut the FUCK UP and go sit in your GODDAMNED corner until I grant you permission to speak.


Yes sir. Sorry sir. D:

Fa24, that made no sense but I chuckled anyways.
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#29 Ubermensch

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 06:46 AM

I had a model rocket that I painted pink and green neon stripes in my schools model aviation club. It was quickly dubbed "The Flying Dildo".


I can't bring myself to look at the rocket anymore.
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#30 Forsaken angel24

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 10:52 AM

Fa24, that made no sense but I chuckled anyways.



Ugh, look at it like this.

#1 Vibe rated like the Pontiac Vibe commercials (Makes you feel good when riding it)

#2 Vibe rated sounds very similar to Vibrated.

#3 Cant remember

#4 Cant remember.

The top two are enough for me to see moronic brilliance in the phrase.
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I don't get my kicks out of you,
I don't feel the way I used to do.
I know its bad,
After what we had,
But Iím just not the angel you knew.

#31 ultra920

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 12:29 PM

Fa24, that made no sense but I chuckled anyways.



Ugh, look at it like this.

#1 Vibe rated like the Pontiac Vibe commercials (Makes you feel good when riding it)

#2 Vibe rated sounds very similar to Vibrated.

#3 Cant remember

#4 Cant remember.


The top two are enough for me to see moronic brilliance in the phrase.


Must have been some good pot. :blush:

Wait, thats legal in Canada?
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#32 mystefansdontflystraight

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 02:45 PM

Fa24, that made no sense but I chuckled anyways.



Ugh, look at it like this.

#1 Vibe rated like the Pontiac Vibe commercials (Makes you feel good when riding it)

#2 Vibe rated sounds very similar to Vibrated.

#3 Cant remember

#4 Cant remember.


The top two are enough for me to see moronic brilliance in the phrase.


Must have been some good pot. :D

Wait, thats legal in Canada?


Wow you ignorant americans. No, pot is not legal in canada, though that doesn't stop almost everyone in my school doing it at lunch. The only weed legal here is medicinal, and you have to be really fucked to qualify for that.
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#33 Captain

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 02:52 PM

Pot sucks balls, aren't people smart enough by now not to take it?

Edited by Captain, 25 April 2008 - 02:52 PM.

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 03:00 PM

I bet half the people here will start smoking pot because FA_24 does it.
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#35 Forsaken angel24

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 03:13 PM

I bet half the people here will start smoking pot because FA_24 does it.


Oh no no no. Make your own choices.
Do not do it because some else you know does it.
Think that way for everything else in your life.

Besides I don't do it often.

The reason why I don't remember is because it was last Fall.

But this is getting way off topic.
No more talk of this.
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After what we had,
But Iím just not the angel you knew.

#36 TED

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 06:15 PM

Wow you ignorant americans.


Go fuck yourself.
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#37 mintee

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 07:19 PM

Wow you ignorant americans.


Go fuck yourself.


I'd tell you to do the same but your dollar's on par with ours, so you're already fucked :D

Anyways, CS you're not mean, just honest.
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#38 TED

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:08 PM

I'd tell you to do the same but your dollar's on par with ours, so you're already fucked :D

Anyways, CS you're not mean, just honest.


You can go fuck yourself too. Don't talk to me like that I deserve better.
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#39 ChiliPepperFender

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 09:22 PM

Wow you ignorant americans.


Go fuck yourself.


Yay! American pride, you tell 'em Dark Shrimp.
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#40 Lynx

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 10:18 PM

Uhh, I thought Dark shrimp lived in Old New Jersey. Didn't America designate it a national landfill waste land in '69?

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#41 nerfer34

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 10:43 PM

Uhh, I thought Dark shrimp lived in Old New Jersey. Didn't America designate it a national landfill waste land in '69?

Sucks to be you.


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#42 TED

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 10:44 PM

Uhh, I thought Dark shrimp lived in Old New Jersey. Didn't America designate it a national landfill waste land in '69?

Sucks to be you.



Yeah because the entire fucking state is a landfill shut the fuck up. Too bad PA is currently the largest landfill importer in the U.S. New Jersey is one of the largest exporters of waste so suck on that mo fucka!
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#43 ThatWasRandom

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 11:04 PM

Wow you ignorant americans.


Go fuck yourself.


Seconded. Let's make some sweeping generalizations, eh?

Pot sucks balls, aren't people smart enough by now not to take it?

Ahem. Do you really want to try that line with me? Answer: no.


In conclusion: What the fuck? Everyone go play with plastic guns. Now.

Seriously.
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#44 mystefansdontflystraight

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Posted 26 April 2008 - 08:06 AM

Sorry for ticking you americans off. See, up here, we don't think too much of you guys, as we see you, often very wrongly as people who think of us as eskimos who play hockey 24/7 and live in igloos and have strict gun control laws. I just found it a little amusing that someone actually thought pot was legal here. We are an advanced society, and just as good as you americans. I just felt like there was a bit of that primeval eskimo stereotype going on. ON topic now, Captainslug, you are the reason my LS was saved. Thanks for showing me that clip shaving techique.

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It's just screaming to be rearloading...

I seen a movie about that once.



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Posted 26 April 2008 - 09:56 AM

Sorry for ticking you americans off. See, up here, we don't think too much of you guys, as we see you, often very wrongly as people who think of us as eskimos who play hockey 24/7 and live in igloos and have strict gun control laws.

Meh, this is what I think of when I think of Canada.
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Posted 26 April 2008 - 10:24 AM

Uhh, I thought Dark shrimp lived in Old New Jersey. Didn't America designate it a national landfill waste land in '69?

Sucks to be you.



Yeah because the entire fucking state is a landfill shut the fuck up. Too bad PA is currently the largest landfill importer in the U.S. New Jersey is one of the largest exporters of waste so suck on that mo fucka!

Go Jersey/DS.
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#47 Blasphemy

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Posted 26 April 2008 - 11:29 AM

Marijuana is not legal in Canada except for medicinal purposes as previously stated. However, the consequences for possession and/or sale of marijuana are drastically less, in many areas the laws are not enforced properly for it. Generally possession and/or sale of marijuana is just a misdemeanor and may not even be punishable by law unless you have over a certain amount.
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Posted 26 April 2008 - 11:46 AM

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