51 replies to this topic

[Shadowblade]

Wow, play nerf and score a girl...nice. Wish that was how I met my girlfriend...

[Chanclas]

I bet the girl you met is like 10 years old.

Edited by Chanclas, 01 March 2008 - 01:38 AM.

[Thom]

Someone at the last UBCon managed to singlehandedly wipe out half his team in a Magstrike accident. In a no-respawn round.

[Shadowblade]

I bet the girl you met is like 10 years old.

Hahahaha...no. I'm not a pedophile. Lol.

[ultra920]

I bet the girl you met is like 10 years old.

Hahahaha...no. I'm not a pedophile. Lol.

HMMMMMMM, why were you awnsering as if you were stickfigure91x? Huh, HUH!

[stickfigure91x]

I bet the girl you met is like 10 years old.

Hahahaha...no. I'm not a pedophile. Lol.

HMMMMMMM, why were you awnsering as if you were stickfigure91x? Huh, HUH!

HA! Thats amazing, Chanclas you can pretend to be me anytime you like.

[ultra920]

No, i was talking about shadow blade. Do you know the guy or do you have 2 usernames?

Edited by ultra920, 02 March 2008 - 02:14 PM.

[analogkid]

On a different note, I should get my girlfriend into nerfing...like thats ever gonna happen.

So should I then we can have a nerf catfight

Hell yes. I'm coming over to hand deliver you a trophy.

EDIT: I might just sig that.

Edited by analogkid, 02 March 2008 - 06:02 PM.

[Cmdrmack]

Why My Clan is Better than Yours...







The one on the right in that picture is my girlfriend of almost two and a half years.

Oh, and the reason my clan is better than yours?

We have wars about once a month. Our average attendance is 8-10 people.

Back on topic, I had a shootout in a stairwell of the English building here on campus that lasted for about 20 minutes. We kept shooting them as they charged up the stairs, they tore us up every time we tried to descend a level. That ended up being most people's favorite war story due to the constant give and take as neither team could get the other to budge significantly. It was some of the most consistent fire I've ever seen from both teams. It was accurate, and it was well timed. It was cool to watch too.

[penguin807]

Well, my cousin was taking a shower, and his brother noticed my fairly sizeable arsenal of Nerf guns. Being the mean family we are, we decided to load up on the holy-crap-ROF ones, and shoot him when he got out. I believe there was a Maverick, a MS, a WF, a Tommy 20 and a RF20. Anyway after 15min we started to get impatient and so my cousin just decided to run in and bombard him with the WF and RF20. Apparently he hit him 34 times. On bare skin. It was probably the 2nd funniest Nerfing related incident ever.

At Cmdrmack: If you for what ever reason are going to break up with her, before you do, convince her to give me that SSII... The same cousin who was pelted with darts mistakenly threw out mine. Yeah. Shut up.

At stick: Just make sure she doesn't type in freaking purple text.

Edited by penguin807, 03 March 2008 - 06:36 PM.

[Captain]

At Cmdrmack: If you for what ever reason are going to break up with her, before you do, convince her to give me that SSII... The same cousin who was pelted with darts mistakenly threw out mine. Yeah. Shut up.

At stick: Just make sure she doesn't type in freaking purple text.

Are Sharpshooter 2's that hard to find? Maybe I'm just lucky, but I have two of them.

[pulletman]

My story is really wierd but here goes: OK,Me and my friend were waring at the seattle park, and I saw a victorias secret poster and got a boner, i ran into my friend with it an he thought I had meleed him, He surrendered, I won.

This was when I first got into puberty so I was in the stage where I got a boner at everything.

[sputnik]

This was when I first got into puberty so I was in the stage where I got a boner at everything.

So what, this happened yesterday?

[stickfigure91x]

I love how he refers to puberty almost as if it were a hobby. When he first "got into" puberty. When did you start collecting puberty cards?

[ultra920]

I love how he refers to puberty almost as if it were a hobby. When he first "got into" puberty. When did you start collecting puberty cards?

I trade you my cracky voice card for your grouth spurts card!

[sputnik]

I love how he refers to puberty almost as if it were a hobby. When he first "got into" puberty. When did you start collecting puberty cards?

I trade you my cracky voice card for your grouth spurts card!

Yeah, but my four-scraggly-chin-hairs card beats you all.

[stickfigure91x]

I love how he refers to puberty almost as if it were a hobby. When he first "got into" puberty. When did you start collecting puberty cards?

I trade you my cracky voice card for your grouth spurts card!

Yeah, but my four-scraggly-chin-hairs card beats you all.

Its power is matched only by the "half descended testicle" card

[Captain]

I find it very amusing that a thread about nerfing stories turned in to this.
Oh yeah, and don't forget the "First armpit hair" card.

[themilkman]

I love how he refers to puberty almost as if it were a hobby. When he first "got into" puberty. When did you start collecting puberty cards?

I trade you my cracky voice card for your grouth spurts card!

Yeah, but my four-scraggly-chin-hairs card beats you all.

Its power is matched only by the "half descended testicle" card

No one can beat my "Exploring masturbation" card!!!

[sputnik]

I love how he refers to puberty almost as if it were a hobby. When he first "got into" puberty. When did you start collecting puberty cards?

I trade you my cracky voice card for your grouth spurts card!

Yeah, but my four-scraggly-chin-hairs card beats you all.

Its power is matched only by the "half descended testicle" card

No one can beat my "Exploring masturbation" card!!!

Ooh, how 'bout the "I'm cool, I looked up Pr0n" card?

[Thomas]

I have about 200 or so of those.

I'll post my nerf story after Lost.

[pulletman]

I love how he refers to puberty almost as if it were a hobby. When he first "got into" puberty. When did you start collecting puberty cards?

I trade you my cracky voice card for your grouth spurts card!

Yeah, but my four-scraggly-chin-hairs card beats you all.

Its power is matched only by the "half descended testicle" card

No one can beat my "Exploring masturbation" card!!!

Ooh, how 'bout the "I'm cool, I looked up Pr0n" card?

The exploding masturbation card can only be beat by the "mother catching you wanking for the first time card!"

Why My Clan is Better than Yours...


The one on the right in that picture is my girlfriend of almost two and a half years.

Oh, and the reason my clan is better than yours?

We have wars about once a month. Our average attendance is 8-10 people.

Back on topic, I had a shootout in a stairwell of the English building here on campus that lasted for about 20 minutes. We kept shooting them as they charged up the stairs, they tore us up every time we tried to descend a level. That ended up being most people's favorite war story due to the constant give and take as neither team could get the other to budge significantly. It was some of the most consistent fire I've ever seen from both teams. It was accurate, and it was well timed. It was cool to watch too.

I AM A RETARD!!!!!

Edited by pulletman, 06 March 2008 - 11:54 PM.

[sputnik]

She has a nice ass, but Her face is, well doggish.

Dude, that is just evil.
Why the Hell would you insult and belittle Cmdrmack's girlfriend?
At least he has one.

[pulletman]

She has a nice ass, but Her face is, well doggish.

Dude, that is just evil.
Why the Hell would you insult and belittle Cmdrmack's girlfriend?
At least he has one.

Yes, I am stupid and a homo for calling her ugly, I was mainly drunk and kidding, please forgive me. The reason why I have no girlfriend BTW is a long one.

[Thom]

… I am… a homo… The reason why I have no girlfriend BTW is a long one.

A long story, eh?