Badass Nerf Quotes!-world Famous-
#1
Posted 13 November 2003 - 10:40 AM
"I made a slingshot out of wood!Its like a loser slingshot!I put the ball in and WHUMPH and i couldn't find the ball it went hecka far!"
"I tried putting a crayola barrel into the tech target but there were too many holes the air came out of."
"I crayola'd my sneak shot!The losers on it are hecka good!"
"I dont want to take the air restrictor off my triple torch.It looks cooler."(note-he used a full crayola and the pole went through the hole, DRAMATACILLY DECREASING the air)
"I lost the catch spring for my tech target. I put in a longer one, since if it was a small spring, i mite as well put in a bigger one, no?"
"My AT1K is the best pistol ever!It shoots so far it went over my house!"
"Did you know that stafns(thats how he spells it)with sonic dart caps and no weight work better that tack stefans?"
"How do you make a PVC sword?That would have to be a HUGE piece of pvc and then you would have to carve it."
"duct tape is better than hot glue"
"Im really good at modding guns."
BTW, everything you see here are REAL quotes spoken through his mouth.
#2
Posted 13 November 2003 - 11:20 AM
BTW, everything you see here are REAL quotes spoken through his mouth.
If he really said those things and he's that moronic (kinda like me) he shuldn't be able to have a mouth.
~James
#3
Posted 13 November 2003 - 09:26 PM
- Death
#4
Posted 13 November 2003 - 10:48 PM
BTW he writes poetry and one of his poems in "WHen I see Her" even though hes like the most uncool kid in our whole school. The only reason we nerf with him is he has a badass number of guns.
#5
Posted 14 November 2003 - 06:42 AM
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
#6
Posted 14 November 2003 - 07:16 AM
-Howie
#7
Posted 14 November 2003 - 08:04 AM
#8
Posted 14 November 2003 - 01:12 PM
VACC
#9
Posted 14 November 2003 - 02:07 PM
Hey, Alex - why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.Tsk Tsk Groove, you used that already.
I'm not making an extra effort to create new pics for your sheer amusement or enjoyment. Deal with it.
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
#10
Posted 14 November 2003 - 06:14 PM
I probably shouldn't...
The post with the pic was made at 7:42 AM, and on the graph, it states a timeline, and one of the entries was "lunch". And, the timeline stated it was past this point.
So, you Virginians eat lunch at about 7:00? Christ, that's when I wake up.
#11
Posted 14 November 2003 - 10:35 PM
Humor. You should really read up on it sometime.
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
#12
Posted 15 November 2003 - 01:26 AM
He must have a pretty small house."My AT1K is the best pistol ever!It shoots so far it went over my house!"
#13
Posted 15 November 2003 - 02:02 AM
#14
Posted 15 November 2003 - 10:08 AM
Tell your friend to lay off the internet gambling.
#15
Posted 15 November 2003 - 01:04 PM
-Kid Dart
(You could have used that money to go to the Olive Garden and get some "lunch" off of Groove.)
#16
Posted 15 November 2003 - 01:19 PM
Oh, and will you be at the Holiday Inn next Sunday? I'm looking for...something...and I have some...money....and other stuff...yeah.
#17
Posted 15 November 2003 - 01:22 PM
That was completely useless.Why is everyone so down on the AT1K. I'm sure its not the worst gun ever.....I can't think of one, but im sure it exists. With a little CZPVC any gun can be good. 20 feet may not be that far to us (the distance the AT1K gets when fired at a 45 degree angle, with a mega stefan), but to ants it's like a mile. Even though the SecretShot may shoot farther, and is the size of a keychain, and the AT1K isn't worth the $5, you still have no right to bad-mouth a gun...even if it's worthless.
-Kid Dart
(You could have used that money to go to the Olive Garden and get some "lunch" off of Groove.)
You sort of just defeated the purpose of your own post with that one.
http://cam-m.cjb.net
#18
Posted 15 November 2003 - 01:26 PM
-Kid DartHumor. You should really read up on it sometime.
(I fall in the face of danger....I mean Evil.
#19
Posted 15 November 2003 - 03:56 PM
#20
Posted 15 November 2003 - 06:04 PM
#21
Posted 15 November 2003 - 09:12 PM
This is all the help I can give you. And no, thats not me. I love pirates, not ninjas.
QUOTE (Arcanis @ Apr 9 2005, 12:02 AM) |
When I insert a dick, nothing happens. |
#22
Posted 16 November 2003 - 03:45 PM
#23
Posted 16 November 2003 - 09:01 PM
-Howie
#24
Posted 17 November 2003 - 05:51 PM
You're turning into a white Jesse Jackson. Everytime you go to your keyboard, you don't have to type out a speech.Why is everyone so down on the AT1K. I'm sure its not the worst gun ever.....I can't think of one, but im sure it exists. With a little CZPVC any gun can be good. 20 feet may not be that far to us (the distance the AT1K gets when fired at a 45 degree angle, with a mega stefan), but to ants it's like a mile. Even though the SecretShot may shoot farther, and is the size of a keychain, and the AT1K isn't worth the $5, you still have no right to bad-mouth a gun...even if it's worthless.
-Kid Dart
(You could have used that money to go to the Olive Garden and get some "lunch" off of Groove.)
K:H=1.00
Shots Fired: 2.1 x 10^4
Fun had: 97%
#25
Posted 17 November 2003 - 07:53 PM
1 user(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users