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[LiKnSmAkScOmIn]

Here's a minature collection of things said to me by our modder extrodinare, J.Sasaki:
"I made a slingshot out of wood!Its like a loser slingshot!I put the ball in and WHUMPH and i couldn't find the ball it went hecka far!"
"I tried putting a crayola barrel into the tech target but there were too many holes the air came out of."
"I crayola'd my sneak shot!The losers on it are hecka good!"
"I dont want to take the air restrictor off my triple torch.It looks cooler."(note-he used a full crayola and the pole went through the hole, DRAMATACILLY DECREASING the air)
"I lost the catch spring for my tech target. I put in a longer one, since if it was a small spring, i mite as well put in a bigger one, no?"
"My AT1K is the best pistol ever!It shoots so far it went over my house!"
"Did you know that stafns(thats how he spells it)with sonic dart caps and no weight work better that tack stefans?"
"How do you make a PVC sword?That would have to be a HUGE piece of pvc and then you would have to carve it."
"duct tape is better than hot glue"
"Im really good at modding guns."

BTW, everything you see here are REAL quotes spoken through his mouth.

[wtrent10]

BTW, everything you see here are REAL quotes spoken through his mouth.

If he really said those things and he's that moronic (kinda like me) he shuldn't be able to have a mouth.

[Zero Talent]

I'm ever-so-glad I don't have a friend like you.

[LiKnSmAkScOmIn]

When I was talking to him about some non-nerf gun he was modding, he dropped everything to the floor and told me, "I lost all my nuts."
BTW he writes poetry and one of his poems in "WHen I see Her" even though hes like the most uncool kid in our whole school. The only reason we nerf with him is he has a badass number of guns.

[Groove]

[Daedarus]

Never a dull moment, GrOOvE...

[Alexthebeast]

Tsk Tsk Groove, you used that already.

[VACC]

I feel like I just got an acid enima.


VACC

[Groove]

Tsk Tsk Groove, you used that already.

Hey, Alex - why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

I'm not making an extra effort to create new pics for your sheer amusement or enjoyment. Deal with it.

[Ragornocks]

I probably shouldn't...

The post with the pic was made at 7:42 AM, and on the graph, it states a timeline, and one of the entries was "lunch". And, the timeline stated it was past this point.

So, you Virginians eat lunch at about 7:00? Christ, that's when I wake up.

[Groove]

Well, you see, my days starts with work at 10:00 pm, at the Olive Garden. You see, I'm not really employed there, I just do random sexual favors in the men's restroom. After a few hours a wander out to the corner of the Holiday Inn, and 7-11. Then I work a few corners, and call it in around 6:00 am. Depending on what you would consider "lunch" out of all the things I stuck in my mouth and chewed on during the time between 1:00 am and 5:30 am, I could have been eating lunch at any given time that morning...so yeah, to answer your question. I had "lunch..."

Humor. You should really read up on it sometime.

[Grinch]

"My AT1K is the best pistol ever!It shoots so far it went over my house!"

He must have a pretty small house.

[Talio]

Like in monopoly.

[Alexthebeast]

It's like the commercial, "Go to your box"

Tell your friend to lay off the internet gambling.

[jimsbrother]

Why is everyone so down on the AT1K. I'm sure its not the worst gun ever.....I can't think of one, but im sure it exists. With a little CZPVC any gun can be good. 20 feet may not be that far to us (the distance the AT1K gets when fired at a 45 degree angle, with a mega stefan), but to ants it's like a mile. Even though the SecretShot may shoot farther, and is the size of a keychain, and the AT1K isn't worth the $5, you still have no right to bad-mouth a gun...even if it's worthless.

-Kid Dart
(You could have used that money to go to the Olive Garden and get some "lunch" off of Groove.)

[Ragornocks]

Point taken...

Oh, and will you be at the Holiday Inn next Sunday? I'm looking for...something...and I have some...money....and other stuff...yeah.

[Sylent Blade]

Why is everyone so down on the AT1K. I'm sure its not the worst gun ever.....I can't think of one, but im sure it exists. With a little CZPVC any gun can be good. 20 feet may not be that far to us (the distance the AT1K gets when fired at a 45 degree angle, with a mega stefan), but to ants it's like a mile. Even though the SecretShot may shoot farther, and is the size of a keychain, and the AT1K isn't worth the $5, you still have no right to bad-mouth a gun...even if it's worthless.

-Kid Dart
(You could have used that money to go to the Olive Garden and get some "lunch" off of Groove.)

That was completely useless.

You sort of just defeated the purpose of your own post with that one.

[jimsbrother]

Humor. You should really read up on it sometime.

-Kid Dart
(I fall in the face of danger....I mean Evil.

[LiKnSmAkScOmIn]

His gets 30 feet not angled

[merlinski]

Oh god will someone just put this topic out of its misery?

[Dan Wask]

This is all the help I can give you. And no, thats not me. I love pirates, not ninjas.

[Alexthebeast]

Dan, you are the man.

[Daedarus]

with the ultimate picture plan

[Mantis]

Why is everyone so down on the AT1K. I'm sure its not the worst gun ever.....I can't think of one, but im sure it exists. With a little CZPVC any gun can be good. 20 feet may not be that far to us (the distance the AT1K gets when fired at a 45 degree angle, with a mega stefan), but to ants it's like a mile. Even though the SecretShot may shoot farther, and is the size of a keychain, and the AT1K isn't worth the $5, you still have no right to bad-mouth a gun...even if it's worthless.

-Kid Dart
(You could have used that money to go to the Olive Garden and get some "lunch" off of Groove.)

You're turning into a white Jesse Jackson. Everytime you go to your keyboard, you don't have to type out a speech.

[Alexthebeast]

Yall' need to be like Dan, straight and to the point.