The day I heard that from my friend, we walked around school calling everyone dorks, it was too funny...for us..A dork is a whale's penis.
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#9014 Howdy
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on 01 September 2003 - 08:15 PM
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#9166 Best FPS
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Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory...its free! I'm sure those other games are better, but I'm a cheap bastard seeking cheap thrills... 
*props to good ol' ZT for tellin' us about that game*
*props to good ol' ZT for tellin' us about that game*
#9277 New Slogan For NH - Poll
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Nah, you're not a Kraut, just a Kaizer...also w00t for half-germans (myself being one).
#11695 Holy Crap! Stefan's Back!
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All I can say is that this is a wonderfully pleasant surprise...It almost makes up for the fact that the dude on ebay hasen't sent my package (akimbo mad hornets) yet... 
#11727 Airjet Stinger
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I bought one once...blew the valve...reteurned it..the end. They suck, the valve blew with about 4 pumps, and the POS barely shot 15 feet... You'd be wasting brass...
#11730 Best Conversation Starters
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on 22 October 2003 - 09:11 PM
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Dude, its Spanky...sparky as in Spark_Plug is a moderator...Sparky
#11890 Holy Crap! Stefan's Back!
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on 25 October 2003 - 06:30 PM
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So do Wisconsinites!Canadians are cool, they say "eh"
...'cept for me...
#11927 Which Do You Prefer?
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Bwahahahahaha! He got pwnz3d...badly....Pour the sand outta' your vag'.
...NINJA!
#12080 Sd Fires
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on 28 October 2003 - 09:51 PM
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Grinch -I'm sorry, but I laughed about the mile thing... Thats soo dumb.
Anywho, its times like these when I value living in Wisconsin... nothing ever happens here... I'm serious the top story on the news is always the packers or some other trivial thing... I feel sorry for you Californians...with all the fires and landslides and earthquakes...and Ahhhnold.
Anywho, its times like these when I value living in Wisconsin... nothing ever happens here... I'm serious the top story on the news is always the packers or some other trivial thing... I feel sorry for you Californians...with all the fires and landslides and earthquakes...and Ahhhnold.
#12571 Happy B-day Sandman
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on 08 November 2003 - 01:06 PM
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Hehea few gag presents from friends.
...sandy got dildos...
What?!Anywho...Sandman...send me your adress...and if possible, shirt size...
Yes, I am sending him a present...
#12622 Matrix Revolutions
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on 09 November 2003 - 06:23 PM
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Janga; I agree, I really don't think Neo died...especially after the comment by the oracle...
The one thing that I don't understand is why the matrix still existed after the war ended... I mean, that was obviously the matrix in the "sunrise scene" with the oracle and architect...
Theres still so much that I don't understand...
-neo's real world powers
-how smith got the one guy's body
-why neo just didn't kill smith "1st movie style" with the jumping inside him trick...
-what the heck happened to the oracle...
*sigh* I need to watch the first two over again and buy Enter the Matrix...
I really think they should make a fourth movie. They said that the first one was about birth, second about life, and revolutions about death. They should make a fourth about the afterlife or something...
On a side note, did anyone else thing that the trainman was freaky?... its like they got a hobo and said they'd give him a ham sandwich if he'd be in a movie...
Also, Seraph is teh r0x0rz.
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Janga; I agree, I really don't think Neo died...especially after the comment by the oracle...
The one thing that I don't understand is why the matrix still existed after the war ended... I mean, that was obviously the matrix in the "sunrise scene" with the oracle and architect...
Theres still so much that I don't understand...
-neo's real world powers
-how smith got the one guy's body
-why neo just didn't kill smith "1st movie style" with the jumping inside him trick...
-what the heck happened to the oracle...
*sigh* I need to watch the first two over again and buy Enter the Matrix...
I really think they should make a fourth movie. They said that the first one was about birth, second about life, and revolutions about death. They should make a fourth about the afterlife or something...
On a side note, did anyone else thing that the trainman was freaky?... its like they got a hobo and said they'd give him a ham sandwich if he'd be in a movie...
Also, Seraph is teh r0x0rz.
#12685 Matrix Revolutions
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Don't you get the point of Hollywood? Bam! Fourth movie! Then its just a quadrilogy or whatever... They set out to make a trilogy, that doesn't neccisarily mean they won't make another, besides thats just hundreds of more millions of dollars for them. Hell, I'll even go out on a limb and say it's likely that they do make a fourth.Don't you get the point of a "trilogy"? There can't be a fourth movie. And so, in turn, the third Matrix movie... Revolutions... Sucked.
#12750 Matrix Revolutions
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That was the worst part of the movie...since it was half of it...Did you really give a shit about the dude in the mech suit screaming and yelling tough guy shit?
#12873 Matrix Revolutions
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Hehe good one Zero...
Anyways, to start a "lighter" conversation, so to speak... Does anyone have the same problem with the matrix movies as I do? The problem being shooting hudreds of bullets out of guns with 30 round(or so)mags and never reloading... Ironicaly this was most obvious in "Reloaded"...
Anyways, to start a "lighter" conversation, so to speak... Does anyone have the same problem with the matrix movies as I do? The problem being shooting hudreds of bullets out of guns with 30 round(or so)mags and never reloading... Ironicaly this was most obvious in "Reloaded"...
#13056 Homemade Pistal!
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on 20 November 2003 - 04:14 PM
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3DBBQ, you are so cool .
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#13263 Homemade Pistal!
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on 25 November 2003 - 09:24 PM
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They're just brass ball valves...
3DBBQ- Your pistol is so cool, I think I will make one or two like it.
3DBBQ- Your pistol is so cool, I think I will make one or two like it.
#13307 My First Homemade
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on 26 November 2003 - 06:02 PM
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Yeah... the barrel looks waaaaay to long.
#14602 What To Get A 7 Year Old Kid?
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on 18 December 2003 - 05:04 PM
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WAS?!Lego was awesome.
#14774 Sentinalofnight
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on 20 December 2003 - 07:27 PM
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You moron. He can still read the forums, just not join...right?ya wanna know somethin funny???? I know sentinal!!!!!!! he lives really close to me too, I could probably walk to is house from mine. Wanna know his real name??? Kevin. Want his yahoo s/n??? It's "velari2000" (no quotes). Have fun with em, and don't let him know i told you. thanx!!!
#14834 Wtf?
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Well...uhh...since this topic is entitled "WTF?" I figure that this post isn't off topic too much. What the fuck is this? Don't click unless you are ready for the consequences... Seriously, I am gonna have nightmares... I mean, is that some sort of shaven sasquatch, or deformed man? I just have this picture of that thing going around in my house while I'm asleep. Christ.
#14990 Holy Fuck!
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on 24 December 2003 - 10:36 AM
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Well, Wask's secret crush has been revealed...
Yeah, since we're all bragging about meeting people, I met Boba Fett...well the guy who played him in the original trilogy. Such a cool guy. Talked to him for like ten minutes while everybody was gathering around darth maul...
*sigh* ...useless thread.
Yeah, since we're all bragging about meeting people, I met Boba Fett...well the guy who played him in the original trilogy. Such a cool guy. Talked to him for like ten minutes while everybody was gathering around darth maul...
*sigh* ...useless thread.
#15207 Get Anything Good For Xmas
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on 28 December 2003 - 09:28 PM
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Raggy- Cool. I got the same hoodie...yeah.
C- You spoiled your kid, but it was with legos, so that makes it okay.
People talking about guitars- Yay. I got $225 in total this christmas, so I'm going to go get one of these(black though) and a cheap amp.
C- You spoiled your kid, but it was with legos, so that makes it okay.
People talking about guitars- Yay. I got $225 in total this christmas, so I'm going to go get one of these(black though) and a cheap amp.
#15336 Get Anything Good For Xmas
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Wask- I'm sure thats at least as expensive or more than what I got. I like my wannabe-gibson err...Epiphone. 'Twas on sale for 149.99...plus the amp but whatever. That and the fact that I think the Les...bian Paul is ugly...well goofy at best. Meh, its not that bad, but still...
Janga- wannabe goth? Pfft. It says "GOTH" in big, black, bold, goth-y letters right on the box.
Janga- wannabe goth? Pfft. It says "GOTH" in big, black, bold, goth-y letters right on the box.
#15337 New Guns
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on 31 December 2003 - 05:17 PM
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Maybe its that blue thing I found...the jet squadron mini or whatever.
#15402 Pirated Dvds
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Uhh...they sit in the theater and tape it...The one thing I dont understand though is how they get movies like the Matrix Revolutions and Return of the King before they even come out?
On Dateline or 20/20 or whatever, a few years ago, they had this thing about pirated videos, and some of the people did exactly what I said. It was funny, 'cause the tops of peoples' heads were showing...
#15573 New Nerf Gun
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on 03 January 2004 - 12:39 PM
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serpent_sniper@gravitynerf.tk
You know the drill.
You know the drill.
#15609 New Nerf Gun
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on 03 January 2004 - 06:49 PM
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Woah, thats cool. I'll have to get one... Sadly, my Walmart has none yet.
#15611 The Crossbow
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on 03 January 2004 - 06:59 PM
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Thats cool. Nerf better make some xbows like that...*sigh* I love sci-fi weaponry...
#15632 Gallery Updated
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on 03 January 2004 - 09:46 PM
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Hehe, I noticed that theres only three or four pictures that don't have a max shot or an at3k. That amuses me for reasons unknown.
#15825 Anyone Know Anything About This Gun?
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on 05 January 2004 - 09:31 PM
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here ya go
Unfortunately, I took down the pics...
Its a nice gun. Whoever said that it has the same barrel as the SM5k, thats what I thought, it doesn't really though.
Damn, thats a nice price on bass pro shops, buy one people...and forever shall you refer to it as the serpent-cannon! Or don't...
Unfortunately, I took down the pics...
Its a nice gun. Whoever said that it has the same barrel as the SM5k, thats what I thought, it doesn't really though.
Damn, thats a nice price on bass pro shops, buy one people...and forever shall you refer to it as the serpent-cannon! Or don't...
#15827 Testing Height
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on 05 January 2004 - 09:38 PM
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Umm waspy... you realise that that post was made by famine, right? Its not often that one should take him seriously...
#15861 Testing Height
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on 06 January 2004 - 04:20 PM
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sig-worthy.
But yeah, a set height to test from is a great idea...
...or at least people could tell what height they were shooting at if they don't like the metric system.
Anyways, interseting post C, I never knew height had that much effect on range.
#15909 I Need Help
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on 06 January 2004 - 09:42 PM
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How about this; we are all a little more mature, and all of us, all of us, just shut the fuck up? Okay? I really don't see why C hasen't banned nerf4life yet...
shut the fuck up, please!
shut the fuck up, please!
#16502 Equilibrium
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on 16 January 2004 - 05:07 PM
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Pffft. You must be some dumb sophs...Yes, we all took sophmore English.If it reminded you of books that's because the movie is a bit of a rip off of Fahrenheit 451, a Bradbury book set in a disyutopian future where books are burned by Firemen and all must conform. Until one Fireman begins to understand the value of books and turns against his order to help an underground resistance (kind of) challenge authority.
nah, but I just read that (frosh english). But yeah, took the words right out of my mouth, just like Fahrenheit 451. Gun kata...cool stuff. What's your favorite fight? I like it when he saves the puppy.
*spins shotguns around*
police leader guy: "Oh shit! Shoot 'im!"
*shoots two policemen in the face*
Tee hee. Or when he pops out those little spikey things on the bottom of the pistols and beats everyone to death...
#16510 Ss2/blast Hammer Intergration
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on 16 January 2004 - 07:10 PM
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Pretty cool, the blast hammer seems like a good, quick backup shot. Like OMC said, go for a cool paintjob...like arctic camo or something.
#16617 Lanard Copying Nerf?
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on 18 January 2004 - 10:54 AM
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I had this dream last night where I went in wal mart and there were all these new guns with the nerf logo and the lanard logo on them... Man, that was weird.
#16623 Broken Larami 1000
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on 18 January 2004 - 01:42 PM
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Okay, the same thing happened to mine. I tried everything, but I didn't work. I singled it, but it sucks this way... Namm, whatever you do, don't single it. Try to get a sm1500 or at2k barrel assembly off someone or something, I hate it now, it just sucks.
#16789 C's Creepy Floating Head.
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I was just messing around... and I made that. Yeah, this is kinda stupid, but I thought I'd bother sharing it.
#16952 Realistic Dart Guns
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on 23 January 2004 - 05:57 PM
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Hey, they have that police force gun there. Good, now I don't have to find "A Dollar" or whatever...
