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#1 Alexthebeast

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Posted 25 August 2003 - 11:30 AM

I am here, moving gradually from the n00bness that is NerfHQ. I'm comin atcha!


Any special rules or systems i need to know about here?


VACC, I noticed there is no avatar upload on NH, could you get my Signature Red VII avatar in?????

Who are the mods/admins here?


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#2 cxwq

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Posted 25 August 2003 - 11:38 AM

Welcome.

Some new member suggestions are posted here.

We don't do custom avatars unless you contribute to the site.

Admins: Spoon, Vacc, Cxwq

Mods: None until the karma system is finished, then everyone at one time or another. More about that here. It should be ready for implementation in a month or so.
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#3 Alexthebeast

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Posted 25 August 2003 - 11:44 AM

Alrighty, thanks a billion

EDIT: I'm not a newb, I've been into this for close to 3 years.
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

#4 VACC

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Posted 25 August 2003 - 05:50 PM

Well we don't really care much if you're a noob or not. At least, I don't give a shit. Caste systems are for the weak. Are you weak? ARE YOU, CHILD?!?!?

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#5 LDM

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Posted 25 August 2003 - 07:15 PM

Yes.
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#6 cxwq

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Posted 25 August 2003 - 08:32 PM

EDIT: I'm not a newb, I've been into this for close to 3 years.

Yeah, just to clarify, the stuff in my New Members thread isn't just for new members of the NIC. There's a considerably lower tolerance for that shit around here than there is at some forums.


I've been into this for 2 years. Years don't mean shit.
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#7 VACC

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Posted 26 August 2003 - 10:00 AM

Years don't mean shit.

He's right y'know. Years are actually a measurement of time based on the lunar calendar and encompassing four seasons of distinct meteorologic and agricultural features.
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Posted 26 August 2003 - 01:21 PM

Karma system.... that's a good one CX.... heh heh hehe.

And yes, this post came out of nowhere.
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#9 Alexthebeast

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Posted 26 August 2003 - 03:13 PM

Lemme clarify, I have been RESPECTED for 3 years. And I am Anti- n00b
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

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Posted 26 August 2003 - 07:52 PM

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If you're trying to impress someone you're failing miserably. This is perhaps the polar opposite of NHQ. Status don't mean shit around here. All I really care about are quality contributions to the community, beer, and sex. Take VACC, for example. He contributes his wang to certain parts of my body every Saturday night. Why can't you be more like VACC?
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#11 Alexthebeast

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 02:02 PM

How do I respond to that?
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 02:48 PM

Get the message that everything that you may have "accumulated" at NHQ, NC, NO (rest in pieces), and now NE, hang that on the door and leave it there. You're in the company of people who only care about NERF. And beer. And sex. (Not necessarily in that order.)

Oh, and watch your unit.

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#13 Alexthebeast

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 09:52 PM

You're in the company of people who only care about NERF. And beer. And sex. (Not necessarily in that order.)

Oh, and watch your unit.

I should hope so.


Unit? I need to know it before I can watch it.
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 10:55 PM

Unit? I need to know it before I can watch it.

You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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#15 Alexthebeast

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Posted 28 August 2003 - 10:19 AM

Nope.
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

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Posted 28 August 2003 - 04:06 PM

Jesus jumping Christ, do I have to spell it out for you?

Unit = Wang.
Wang = Schlong.
Schlong = Dong.
Dong = Weasel.
Weasel = Trouser Snake.
Trouser Snake = One-Eyed Anaconda.
One-Eyed Anaconda = Wee wee.
Wee wee = Pee pee.
Pee pee = Ding-a-ling.
Ding-a-ling = Fireman.
Fireman = Wanker.
Wanker = Penis...so really, by unit, we mean "penis."

Got it?
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#17 Alexthebeast

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Posted 28 August 2003 - 04:33 PM

Alright, watch my penis. *Check*
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

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Posted 28 August 2003 - 04:39 PM

Wanker = Penis

Wanker "Wank-ah"

Noun.

A British term for "one who masturbates". Commonly used as an insult.

President Bush is a wanker, all americans are wankers. All americans are fat arsed wankers, and they can't speak english.
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#19 Groove

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Posted 28 August 2003 - 05:01 PM

Alright, watch my penis. *Check*

Nah, Piney told you to watch your penis. I told you what a unit was...and just about all the penis euphemisms I could think of.
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#20 Pineapple

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Posted 28 August 2003 - 06:42 PM

Well, if you don't watch yours, maybe someone else will...and it aint me.

By the way, thanks, GrOOvE, for getting that across to the young man. Almost worried he never watched "Wayne's World". Or is that considered a classic already?

Oh, ATB, be prepared to hear every penis joke/ expression/ innuendo/ illustration you can imagine....and some you can't yet. Other than that, it's all Nerf, all the time. Welcome.

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#21 Alexthebeast

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Posted 29 August 2003 - 08:08 AM

I knew all of the one's on grooves list, cept' for unit.
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#22 Sacapuntas Cabesa

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Posted 29 August 2003 - 08:29 PM

You forgot "package" and "pecker"
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Posted 29 August 2003 - 11:35 PM

And surprisingly, just dick.
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Posted 30 August 2003 - 10:08 AM

Penis... We are talking about penises.

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Posted 30 August 2003 - 10:20 AM

I left some vulgar ones. I could continue if you'd like me to...
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