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#275312 Nj Apocalypse 2010
Posted by NerfMonkey on 19 May 2010 - 02:33 PM in Nerf Wars
#279377 Nj Apocalypse 2010
Posted by NerfMonkey on 03 July 2010 - 06:04 PM in Nerf Wars
#282507 Nj Apocalypse 2010
Posted by NerfMonkey on 09 August 2010 - 12:51 AM in Nerf Wars
#123440 Fall Dcno
Posted by NerfMonkey on 18 September 2007 - 07:31 PM in Nerf Wars
Oh well, maybe I could get to another winter war.
#123321 Fall Dcno
Posted by NerfMonkey on 17 September 2007 - 03:15 PM in Nerf Wars
Later in October would probably be better for me since I have to march at football games every Friday night and that will probably last through early October.
#100764 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 04 March 2007 - 11:05 AM in Nerf Wars
-Dave/THIRST
-Dean/Crank
-Hersh/OMC
-Ted/Dark Shrimp
-Eric/RAMBO
-MysticNinja
-Steve/CaptainSlug
-Jordan/Groove (+2 or 3)
-Jon/ThatWasRandom
-Wldworld (+2-5)
-Tyler/Kuhlschrank
-Myself
Maybe:
-Paul/Shindig
-Rags
-BK
-Substance Abuse (in need of a ride)
-Warlock
-Jeff/Veggie
-Badger
Bitch:
-Matt/Evil
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Anyone not on this list is DEFINITELY NOT COMING.
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Sorry if I'm forgetting anyone here, I only looked back at the posts made after the final date was determined. Looks like a good turnout.
DCNO
#101108 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 15 March 2007 - 08:51 PM in Nerf Wars
Updated the list. It still looks like a decent turnout. See you all there.
#99690 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 12 February 2007 - 07:03 PM in Nerf Wars
I just want to remind everyone that Nerfmonkey, Evil, and me all waited for you guys to come back. Well over an hour. Then you guys argued for another 10 minutes about the shortage of money when you got back. All I wanted to do was nerf, but no I never get what I want!
Yeah, you dirty bitches cost us well over an hour of Nerf. Bernie lost one of my balls and then I had to sit on my ass and wait.
But it's all good, I'm coming. I'll see you all there.
Oh, and I'll probably be bringing 90% shit-tacular guns, but don't think that means I won't still diddle.
#99555 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 10 February 2007 - 01:46 PM in Nerf Wars
I have bronchitis and if it takes a long time to get over it I'd prefer a later date. As long as we can decide on something soon and get it finalized I'm happy.
#99375 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 06 February 2007 - 12:13 AM in Nerf Wars
I think I can make that date.
#101213 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 19 March 2007 - 08:20 PM in Nerf Wars
Only five more days. And four until I leave. Prepare to get blasted by my Fag Cannon.
EDIT: Wldworld told me he's bringing 2-5 people. Hope we don't have to move from the Gauntlet. This is a minimum of like 15 people.
#101387 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 24 March 2007 - 11:13 PM in Nerf Wars
I got Hersh out singlehandedly one round. I'm proud.
Steve was awesome.
Eric, thanks for bringing drinks.
THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!
#101466 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 27 March 2007 - 02:30 PM in Nerf Wars
So...when's the next one?
#101411 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 25 March 2007 - 05:03 PM in Nerf Wars
Very nice video. Good war. Worth the trip and worth the soreness.
Thanks for the PETG, Hornet and NF knockoff Hersh and Ted. And thanks to Steve for reassembling the Longshot in about two minutes.
#99185 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 03 February 2007 - 11:14 AM in Nerf Wars
I might be bringing a friend too.
Don't get lost this time Paul.
#101329 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 22 March 2007 - 10:39 PM in Nerf Wars
If anyone needs eye protection I've got extra. I'm bringing around 5 pairs of safety glasses.
And sorry to hear you can't make it badger. I was looking forward to meeting you. Maybe next time.
#101285 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 21 March 2007 - 09:48 PM in Nerf Wars
Nothing like waiting till the last minute.
On that note, I've got about 150 more Stefans to make and am running on empty. I guess it's coffee time.
Two more days!
#99297 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 04 February 2007 - 10:42 PM in Nerf Wars
17th it is?
#99082 Sping Dcno 2007
Posted by NerfMonkey on 01 February 2007 - 03:32 PM in Nerf Wars
I don't know which specific days would work better, I'll discuss it with my people and let you know as soon as possible.
#197757 Winter Ohio War
Posted by NerfMonkey on 21 December 2008 - 02:35 PM in Nerf Wars
I regret missing this one so I'll try to make it if there is another one coming up.
#148357 What Was Your First Nerf Gun?
Posted by NerfMonkey on 31 March 2008 - 04:09 PM in General Nerf
My first nerf gun was an original Nitefinder.I was about 6 or 7 when I got it. That's when I got into modding.
So you're 11 or 12 now? You're either full of shit or way too young to be registered here.
#76535 Arsenal Aprassial Thread
Posted by NerfMonkey on 16 March 2006 - 05:52 PM in General Nerf
My arsenal is small as of now, my most often used guns include:
CPVC couplered Splitfire, 65-80' flat range
Maxshot, PVC couplered, 80-90' flat range with 8-10" nested CPVC barrels
Powerclip, painted, standard mods (banded bladder, clip mod), only one clip, 40-50' flat range
AT2k, PVC couplered, 80-90' flat range with 8-10" CPVC barrels.
I've got in my unmodded (and unused) arsenal:
Eagle Eye
Vortex Tornado
2 - Vortex Tornado X/2
About 4 good condition Vortex rings.
#61078 Arsenal Aprassial Thread
Posted by NerfMonkey on 03 August 2005 - 09:02 PM in General Nerf
#60596 Arsenal Aprassial Thread
Posted by NerfMonkey on 30 July 2005 - 01:43 AM in General Nerf
#60587 Arsenal Aprassial Thread
Posted by NerfMonkey on 29 July 2005 - 10:56 PM in General Nerf
1x stock Eagle Eye
1x slightly modded NF, old style, painted flat black
2x destroyed NF (don't ask)
1x Titan, cooked in an oven (don't ask)
1x Titan, nearly stock, two "grating" restrictors removed
1x destroyed Monster Rocket (giant missile thing that can reach 100 feet max)
1x destroyed Scout (don't ask)
1x stock Scout
2x Hornets, stock
2x AT2K, one poorly Crayola/PVC singled, other one being modded
2x AT3K, one badly modded, other one stock
1x dollar store gun, Pop Dartz dart blaster knock-off thing, decent micro shooter
1x BnA, stock
1x Airzone Crossbow, Crayola barreled
1x Lanard Blast Bazooka, cross piece sawed off barrel, severe air tank leak
1x destroyed Mav (don't ask)
1x stock Mav
1x destroyed TTG (don't ask)
1x stock Whiptail Scorpion
1x stock Electric Eel
2x RF20, pegs removed from barrels
1x Vortex Tornado
1x Vortex Tornado X/2
1x destroyed RF20 (don't ask)
1x half-broke SM3000 yellow (don't ask)
1x Atom Blaster Reactor Ball Blaster, stock
1x stock Ball Blaster
1x Master Blaster
1x Laser Fang, stock
2x blowguns, mostly unused, made of 1/2" Sch. 40 PVC
Plus about 5 other guns that I can't remember that are probably each worth about $5.00.
#111207 Top 5 All Time Best Movies
Posted by NerfMonkey on 14 June 2007 - 01:13 PM in Off Topic
Stand by Me
American History X
Forrest Gump
The Santa Clause
Any '60s Sean Connery Bond movie
#42479 N-strike Maverick
Posted by NerfMonkey on 25 November 2004 - 12:36 PM in General Nerf
#89423 Fall Dcno?
Posted by NerfMonkey on 09 September 2006 - 08:30 PM in Nerf Wars
#88512 Fall Dcno?
Posted by NerfMonkey on 28 August 2006 - 09:41 PM in Nerf Wars
So...fuck. No dates will work unless they're Sundays, and I know that's really inconvenient for a lot of people, just throwin' it out there.
Oh yeah, I'm the kid with the Powerclip, by the way, in case you didn't remember my forum name.
#90053 Fall Dcno?
Posted by NerfMonkey on 19 September 2006 - 06:25 PM in Nerf Wars
I'm not in charge of the war but a total headcount might be helpful:
TWR
NerfMonkey
Groove
Shindig
OMC
CaptainSlug(+2/3?)
ompa
Evil
crank(?)(+3?)
Thirst(?)
Dark Shrimp(?)
So at least 6-8, and possibly more.
Should be fun, and the paint won't melt off my Powerclip this time either.
#91688 Fall Dcno?
Posted by NerfMonkey on 10 October 2006 - 04:17 PM in Nerf Wars
See you all in four days!
EDIT: Changed seventy to a hundred.
#92005 Fall Dcno?
Posted by NerfMonkey on 16 October 2006 - 12:26 PM in Nerf Wars
Highlights (in no particular oder):
-Dave's embarrassing Splitfire incident in the first round of the day
-My shot on Dean's neck in the beginning of the day
-Evil and I pulling off a win against four other people
-Narrowly missing Rambo's head while he was running down a ramp
-Dean and Dave running full speed into each other around a corner
-Getting shot in my left leg by Hersh's Crossbow and consequently falling
-Getting chased down and diddled by one of the Navy guys carrying a Magstrike
-Watching Bernie get owned by Dave from a foot away and hearing "What happened to the barrel tap fucking rule?!"
-Sitting atop the hill with Evil and either Groove or Dave and hearing a Magstrike go off inside the Gauntlet
-Almost getting my head taken off by one of the Navy guys shooting an SS2 at me from 10' which missed because the dart flew up
-Dean's crazy antics which included several cartwheels and a few spills
-Getting shot by a Navy guy who I had no idea was there
-Getting a shot on Jon between the shoulder blades when he was turned the other way
-Hitting Austin in the head from a distance by pure luck
-Bullshitting with Ted and Evil while everyone was at lunch
-Meeting the famous El Hombre (who if I'm right hadn't Nerfed in a loooong time)
-Finding one of my Stefans from June with my signature black dot
-Getting a shower of darts after the final dart sweep while sifting through the pile with Austin
-Meeting everybody and having a great time
Thanks again for coming everyone. I had a great time and hope I can get out there to the next one.
EDIT: Put Hombre in the list. Nothing personal, I just couldn't remember who all was there.
#92055 Fall Dcno?
Posted by NerfMonkey on 16 October 2006 - 09:08 PM in Nerf Wars
NerfMonky, I found your 12 inch brass/pvc nested barrel and your sports glasses, so dont worry.
Thanks man. I don't think I'm missing a pair of glasses actually, but the brass barrel was pissing me off when I was looking around for it. Good to know it's safe somewhere.
One thing I forgot that was absolutely awesome: having absolutely NO idea there were three teams in that one round with orange, pink and untaped and then finding out halfway through.
#90545 Fall Dcno?
Posted by NerfMonkey on 26 September 2006 - 05:48 PM in Nerf Wars
I'd like to try it but if nobody else wants to play that's fine. I was just wondering whether I should make some flags (I have the materials to make them) or if that would just be a waste of time.
Thanks!
#89630 Fall Dcno?
Posted by NerfMonkey on 13 September 2006 - 02:35 PM in Nerf Wars
#90117 Fall Dcno?
Posted by NerfMonkey on 20 September 2006 - 06:42 PM in Nerf Wars
#90161 Fall Dcno?
Posted by NerfMonkey on 21 September 2006 - 02:55 PM in Nerf Wars
Why don't we all Nerf and leave the cameras at home. Lets do our best to make some memories rather than forum candy.
Totally. The only reason I'm going is to have fun. But when I'm out early in a round and there's nothing to do by myself at the pavilion, I might as well get some video of the rest of you guys, and if 2 or 3 people do that everyone will be on tape. And when you have footage you might as well make a video...
UNLESS anyone doesn't want to be on tape/in pictures. In which case I'll leave my (non-Nerf) shit at home.
#92211 Fall Dcno?
Posted by NerfMonkey on 18 October 2006 - 10:14 PM in Nerf Wars
No. I'm serious.
#99295 Ecno '07
Posted by NerfMonkey on 04 February 2007 - 10:24 PM in Nerf Wars
I'm not the least bit sure at this point. I don't think my mom would consider it too much of a chore to drive her shiny new car for a few extra hours.
I'll be at the DCNO, I'm not sure about this one. Sucks, it looks like a realllly nice location too.
#143393 Spring Ohio War
Posted by NerfMonkey on 01 March 2008 - 09:27 PM in Nerf Wars
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