I would fear for your lives... but my "condition" for warring, my wife wants all the little fixes to the house to be done before memorial day, so with that in mind, I should hopefully make the June War.
And what's her problem with picking up a hammer. Women are constantly saying they can to anything that we can to better. Let them prove it. Let her do the house repairs and you make the sandwiches.
Jeez, that amount will give me darts until I'm like 80. Be walking around on a pump action cane or have a vulcan mounted on a hover round. Hey that sounds like some fun mods.