Langley

Happy birthday to my Nerf boyfriends, JLEGO and COOP! I love you both! Stay sexy~

And a happy birthday to you too, you magnificent bastard.

Thanks to everyone for coming out and braving the stifling heat and humidity and the storm to come and nerf. Good to see new people coming out in this area, who knew New Haven Connecticut had so many nerfers? Thanks Zach for handling a lot of logistics and checking on the site early Saturday morning.

My only complaint is that we could do a better job of packing up and cleaning up. Even if the weather is looking nasty, we need to do a solid dart sweep and trash pickup. Right after everyone left, the rain let up and Zach and Mr. Fatrooper were left dart sweeping and packing up the garbage and equipment by themselves. We need to do a better job of leaving this park at least as nice as we found it. It's a great venue and it would really suck if we got kicked out by the parks service because of some litter.

This whole thread is just speculation without anything solid to back it up. There's no official word from Hasbro (as far as anyone here knows). I think it's time to lay this one to rest.

End of discussion!

Indeed.

Damnit Beavs, I want to watch all the youtube nerfers shoot themselves, don't fuck this up for me.

Seriously though this is a pretty silly thing to do. The set of people who have high powered modified/homemade nerf guns is such a tiny community, and for people outside of the community the best case scenario is that this would annoy and confuse them. Just do the stupid ice bucket thing like everyone else, or get all righteously indignant and donate money to your local chapter of the Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of Local Free-range Organic Butt Touchers like Beavs here.

Or, if you want to do something that isn't an embarrassment to us all, you could try just organizing a cleanup at your local nerf venue for a few hours before your next war. Hand everyone trash bags and have them pick up litter at the most neglected local park during the lunch break, so you're actually leaving the place nicer than you found it. If enough people did that, we might have to actually give out a prize for it or something.

Will you share some of the funniest messages?

I can't seem to find any good ones at the moment. Most of them are bewildered noobs who get into an argument with me and then immediately do the same thing again. This is unfortunately the best I've got.

lucian@
To: NerfHaven <webmaster@
I recieved your email and will get back to you shortly.

LUCIAN

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Langley <webmaster@
To: lucian@
Lucian, please set up an exclusion for webmaster@ when you set up an autoresponder.
-Langley

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lucian@
To: NerfHaven <webmaster@
I recieved your email and will get back to you shortly.

LUCIAN

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lucian@
To: NerfHaven <webmaster@
I recieved your email and will get back to you shortly.

LUCIAN

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lucian@
To: NerfHaven <webmaster@
I recieved your email and will get back to you shortly.

LUCIAN

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Langley <webmaster@
To: lucian@
LUCIAN SO HELP ME I WILL END YOU. YOU WILL COME TO A SWIFT AND PAINFUL
END. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

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lucian@
To: NerfHaven <webmaster@
I recieved your email and will get back to you shortly.

LUCIAN

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Langley <webmaster@
To: lucian@
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT LUCIAN

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Lucian Chapar <lucian------@gmail.com>
To: Langley <webmaster@
I'm gonna try to fix that now...

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Lucian Chapar <lucian-----@gmail.com>
To: Langley <webmaster@
OKAY WE'RE GOOD

When you receive a notification that you have a new Private Message, you have to click the included link at the end of the email and it will take you directly to the PM thread so you can reply. You can not reply to the email. If you reply to the notification email, you are sending ME an email. I am just going to delete that email (or save it, because sometimes they are hilarious).

So... On the first question, if I still buy new models of Hasbro blasters, but not at retail, what do I choose?

New in this case means.....new. I guess if you're buying new in box blasters from some intermediate party and they are blasters that are currently available in stores, that would count, but for simplicity I would say retail is what we're talking about here.

While I'm sure everyone's condolences are appreciated, I would ask that anyone who did not meet John in person please refrain from posting in this thread. Thank you.

Thingiverse? Really? Ugh.
Granted, you provide more useful information and files than 90% of the users on Thingiverse, but still.