So im sitting on my portch messing with my modded 1500 right? I see this huge grasshopper and decide to catch it. One i had its wings secure I happen to look up and see a massive spiders web with a huge spider in it center. I thought *hmm....* and then shoved the grasshoper down the barrel of my gun, stepped a few yards back, pumped it twice, angled and shot! WAMO right into the web as the spider decended apon the fresh meat! i started lookin around and shooting all sorts of bugs and moths into all different spider webs. There is just something special about shooting a living thing into a spiders web to see it eaten alive, I highly recommend this activity to all with extra freetime!
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Posted 10 October 2003 - 06:39 PM
That is a novel way to spend your time, I just hope that you also have fun cleaning the grasshopper guts out of your barrel. Your post did make me laugh though.
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Posted 10 October 2003 - 06:57 PM
That's...just...cruel...how would you like to be propelled through the air at hundreds of miles per hour, just to land in a death trap?
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Posted 10 October 2003 - 07:38 PM
Grasshoppers think it's just dandy. They feel pain, yes, but they aren't consious like we are. If I was a grasshopper, I wouldn't mind.
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Posted 10 October 2003 - 10:28 PM
...Thus, giving me enough evidence to complete my thesis entitled, "The Average Nerfer and the decline of its intelligence."
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Posted 10 October 2003 - 11:04 PM
Two wise men stood by a pool, one said to the other, in remark to some fish swimming around, "Those fish seems happy." To which the other replied," You, not being a fish, wouldn't know."Grasshoppers think it's just dandy. They feel pain, yes, but they aren't consious like we are. If I was a grasshopper, I wouldn't mind.
Which was countered with, "You, not being me, wouldn't know whether or not I know."
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Posted 10 October 2003 - 11:04 PM
AHAHAHAHA GUESS WHAT! The force of the enicial shot kills bugs right away! They don't even need to HIT anything, they are dead once they leave the barrel hahahaha wow im sick....ha............... ha?
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Posted 10 October 2003 - 11:36 PM
...so be sure to stay tuned for the latest from Gov. Ahnold's financial team. In other news, giant, extremely well-fed arachnids appear to have turned on their benefactor today in Santa Monica California...
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Posted 11 October 2003 - 05:54 AM
"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"
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Posted 11 October 2003 - 09:38 AM
*golf claps for Groove*
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Posted 11 October 2003 - 08:47 PM
***deranged sports fan screaming for Groove***
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Posted 11 October 2003 - 10:06 PM
**takes off his shirt and throws it at Groove**
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Posted 11 October 2003 - 11:32 PM
Worst part is, that one probably only took less than 30 seconds to make.
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Posted 12 October 2003 - 07:27 PM
****throws underwear at groove****
*smacks tailo*
*smacks tailo*
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Posted 12 October 2003 - 08:53 PM
Wow...if that got me that kind of response...I'll make more pictures like that.
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Posted 12 October 2003 - 09:05 PM
Well Groove, you know it never takes much for you to get us excited.Wow...if that got me that kind of response...I'll make more pictures like that.
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Posted 12 October 2003 - 11:18 PM
Really? Well...what if I told you what I was wearing right now?Well Groove, you know it never takes much for you to get us excited.Wow...if that got me that kind of response...I'll make more pictures like that.
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Posted 13 October 2003 - 02:49 PM
Please..unless you're a girl, save us the torment...... i'm probably going to get flamed to a crisp, but what tthe heck...
*bangs chest rapidly while screaming chants in the clicky African Bush Men language for Groove.click, click...*
oh...and if you ARE a girl.than dont tell us what youre wearing...PICS!
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oh...and if you ARE a girl.than dont tell us what youre wearing...PICS!
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Posted 13 October 2003 - 05:44 PM
Boy, are you a retard.Please..unless you're a girl, save us the torment...... i'm probably going to get flamed to a crisp, but what tthe heck...
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oh...and if you ARE a girl.than dont tell us what youre wearing...PICS!
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Posted 13 October 2003 - 06:03 PM
Did....you...just call him a boy? I don't think he qualifies...
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Posted 13 October 2003 - 07:14 PM
Damn fuckin' straight up, bitch-ass hoe. I'm a MAN.
I'm only a female on Saturday nights, and my name isn't Groove then, it's Mrs. Ta-ta Rodruigez, the HOT LATIN CHICA!!!11!!!1
I'm only a female on Saturday nights, and my name isn't Groove then, it's Mrs. Ta-ta Rodruigez, the HOT LATIN CHICA!!!11!!!1
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Posted 13 October 2003 - 07:29 PM
Dude, he was talking about Ares... I think the only one around here that might question your manhood is Mr. Butterknuckles
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Posted 13 October 2003 - 07:30 PM
Wait, hold on a sec...When I was in that bar the other night makkin it with that hot bitch...her name was.....OH MY GOD!!!! I feel so dirty.... ::goes and curls up into a ball in the corner::
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Posted 13 October 2003 - 08:18 PM
Wow, I am really confused now...
I thought Neonerfer was Mr. Butterknuckles, too.
I thought Neonerfer was Mr. Butterknuckles, too.
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