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[keef]

Hey my birthday is coming up and I'll be 14, and everyone is asking what I want because my sister's birthday is the same month so we have our party with the fam on the same day.
I feel uneasy answering questions of what do you want and sorts for reasons unknown....
Can anyone name something?

All I can think of is a Xbox 360 game and Escape the Fate cd...

Thanks,
-keef

EDIT:
I posted this on the exact date of my birthday, 7.20 Bees Knees!

Edited by keef, 30 June 2007 - 06:35 PM.

[CROW]

I like those VISA giftcards that can be used anywhere. So then you just buy whatever you want when you find it.

[keef]

I know but I hate giftcards because I end up buying stupid shit...

[commander erik]

Sometimes, I just look around Thinkgeek for gift ideas.
I might get the meh. shirt and definately going to get the I void warranties shirt.
I also really want to get the 8-bit tie.






And just because I feel like being really obvious, why don't you ask for NERF guns. I mean you are on nerfhaven, after all.

Edited by commander erik, 01 July 2007 - 12:09 AM.

[taita cakes]

Booze and titties.

[frost vectron]

A little young for those gifts, Taita. Heheh.

[keef]

A little young for those gifts, Taita. Heheh.

Never too young.

And Erik, theres no good guns on the market I think... Except maybe the Ls and Mags...

Edited by keef, 01 July 2007 - 11:59 AM.

[lionhead333]

How about you ask for BOOKS.
They're great... When you light them on fire.

[keef]

Nahh, the Carbon Dioxide makes Global Warming or some crap...

[Pineapple]

Socks. Clean socks.


Maybe a set of Encyclopedia Britannica, current edition.


How about some of those frilly streamers for the handlebars of your Dragonball-Z 5-speed bike!



The point I'm making is, if you have to ask a bunch of virtual strangers about what you should ask for your birthday, you're inquiring of the entire membership. Parents like myself will have considerably different answers than say, your contemporaries.


On a more practical note, I'd look at ThinkGeek. They've got shirts and toys that even I'd like to have.



-Piney-

[SHADOW HUNTER ALPHA]

You guys can't be serious. What about the high-end stuff like laptops, portable DVD players, iPhones, cards containing several hundreds of dollars, etc. Always good to get assorted expensive shit like this on your birthday. You might also want to get another BBB, since you had no luck with the old one.

[Spectre666]

What abot computer games? After all, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. just came out.

[The Infinite Shindig]

You guys can't be serious. What about the high-end stuff like laptops, portable DVD players, iPhones, cards containing several hundreds of dollars, etc. Always good to get assorted expensive shit like this on your birthday.

Some parents neither have the desire or the means to spoil their kids rotten.

[keef]

You guys can't be serious. What about the high-end stuff like laptops, portable DVD players, iPhones, cards containing several hundreds of dollars, etc. Always good to get assorted expensive shit like this on your birthday.

Some parents neither have the desire or the means to spoil their kids rotten.

Exactly! Except my parents do....
spoil my sister. She "accidentally" exploded a fucking Krylon Fusion Black Spraypaint can on the new White Dodge Van and didn't get in trouble... Favoritism and Spoilness come in pairs.

But I think I might just get a new pillow, and some cds and games.

And Spectre, My computer sucks, barely any Ram (448), and less than a Gigabyte left of memory... And Graphics card is old, outdated and integrated

[flashflint]

Ask for CASH!!!!


Works wonders...

[keef]

Ask for CASH!!!!


Works wonders...

Yeah, especially when they go up to your parents and say "Your kid is a money hungry son-of-a-bitch" or some crap.

[taita cakes]

You guys can't be serious. What about the high-end stuff like laptops, portable DVD players, iPhones, cards containing several hundreds of dollars, etc. Always good to get assorted expensive shit like this on your birthday. You might also want to get another BBB, since you had no luck with the old one.

How can you not feel guilty asking people for that sort of shit?

Hey Dad, I know you love me right, so prove it. I want an ATV or I'm calling child services and saying you touched the naughty spot.

I mean honestly, is that how people show/demand affection these days?






Still supporting booze and titties.
Did I mention they are exponentially related?
Here's a graph I drew.

[keef]

HAHA, dude I just LOL'd, I love you. Beer+t's [(.)Y(.)]

Edited by keef, 02 July 2007 - 06:46 AM.

[SHADOW HUNTER ALPHA]

How can you not feel guilty asking people for that sort of shit?

I mean honestly, is that how people show/demand affection these days?

One: I don't actually ask, I just get it, but others might have to. Two: I have no heart or soul. Three: The angelic half of my conscience was brutally murdered many moons ago, and affection was thrown on the mental "screw this" pile, as with most other teenagers. (Plus I'm not "spoiled", just "well taken care of". As in politics, I'm only semi-optimistic when I have to explain negative actions, events, or practices to the general public.)

[TED]

The only thing that you should ask for if you do not already own is greased up twin African midgets straight out of Nigeria numbered 1 and 3.

[keef]

The only thing that you should ask for if you do not already own is greased up twin African midgets straight out of Nigeria numbered 1 and 3.

You fucking racist bastard my sister is black.

[shadowkid33]

Relax Keef, it's only a joke. Dark Shrimp makes jokes like that all the time to everyone, don't take it personally.

[taita cakes]

Relax Keef, it's only a joke. Dark Shrimp makes jokes like that all the time to everyone, don't take it personally.

I think you may have missed the humour yourself mate

If his sister is black, by most common reasoning, he would be too.

[Liam]

Ask for the DragonForce CD Inhuman Rampage. If you like speed metal these guys will blow you away.

[Trace II]

Get a Nintendo DS ($129.99) and a web browser ($29.99 or so) like the one I'm using to post this.