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[SirTofu]

Inspired by the top 5 movies thread, I am curious what everyone thinks are the worst movies?

Not the boring type of bad movies, but the ones you love to make fun of. These movies should by enjoyable to watch, but you know it is nothing close to a quality film.

Withou further ado, my list:

1. Wild Zero- Most wacky ass japanese movie ever. It is a rock zombie horror film, and the main character's name is Ace. What the crap?
2. Versus- The ending made me freak out hysterically and have all sorts of convulsions that can not be classified as normal. This movie does not get the number one spot, because it got bogged down in the middle and was not a 100% extreme awesome suck-fest.
3. Plan 9 from outer space- of course I am going to mention this movie, Ed Wood is an idiot. But it was an awesome laugh fest.
4. Total Recall
5. Escape from LA

Honorable Mentions: Red Dawn, Red Steel, Point Break, Escape From NY, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, any Fast and Furious Movie

Edited by SirTofu, 28 June 2007 - 07:44 PM.

[VACC]

Inspired by the top 5 movies thread, I am curious what everyone thinks are the worst movies?

Not the boring type of bad movies, but the ones who love to hate and watch and make fun of. These movies should by enjoyable to watch, but you know it is nothing close to a quality film.

Withou further ado, my list:

1. Wild Zero- Most wacky ass japanese movie ever. It is a rock zombie horror film, and the main character's name is Ace. What the crap?
2. Versus- The ending made me freak out hysterically and have all sorts of convulsions that can not be classified as normal. This movie does not get the number one spot, because it got bogged down in the middle and was not a 100% extreme awesome suck-fest.
3. Plan 9 from outer space- of course I am going to mention this movie, Ed Wood is an idiot. But it was an awesome laugh fest.
4. Total Recall
5. Escape from LA

Honorable Mentions: Red Dawn, Red Steel, Point Break, Escape From NY, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, any Fast and Furious Movie

Don't fucking mock Arny. You've been warned.

VACC

[SirTofu]

Inspired by the top 5 movies thread, I am curious what everyone thinks are the worst movies?

Not the boring type of bad movies, but the ones who love to hate and watch and make fun of. These movies should by enjoyable to watch, but you know it is nothing close to a quality film.

Withou further ado, my list:

1. Wild Zero- Most wacky ass japanese movie ever. It is a rock zombie horror film, and the main character's name is Ace. What the crap?
2. Versus- The ending made me freak out hysterically and have all sorts of convulsions that can not be classified as normal. This movie does not get the number one spot, because it got bogged down in the middle and was not a 100% extreme awesome suck-fest.
3. Plan 9 from outer space- of course I am going to mention this movie, Ed Wood is an idiot. But it was an awesome laugh fest.
4. Total Recall
5. Escape from LA

Honorable Mentions: Red Dawn, Red Steel, Point Break, Escape From NY, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, any Fast and Furious Movie

Don't fucking mock Arny. You've been warned.

VACC

what the shit are you talking about?

[TED]

Total Recal should be in your "Top 5 Best Movies" not worst movies! WTF is wrong with you? You don't get much more Effeminate than a guy with chucky sticking out of his stomach who has supernatural powers.

[VACC]

Total Recal should be in your "Top 5 Best Movies" not worst movies! WTF is wrong with you? You don't get much more Effeminate than a guy with chucky sticking out of his stomach who has supernatural powers.

Thank Christ someone knew what I was talking about. I had seriously contemplated logging into my control panel and hitting buttons like a fat kid at a broken vending machine. I mean, I'm sure CX has long since restricted my ability to delete said forum, for various security reasons, but I'm confident I could drop a few moderators into the piss-warm waters of NerfHQ's finest pool before kev's electronic Cerberus took me down like a streaker on cops. The point is....The Fine Governor from California WILL run for president, and you fuckers are gonna vote for him. And if you don't I will slip through your windows and kick down your doors. I will embody the shadows that creep in the night, and when you least fucking expect it, you rim-sucking testicle jugglers, I will strike. I will find you asleep and I will give you the nastiest Hitler you have fucking ever, fucking seen!

[SirTofu]

Thank Christ someone knew what I was talking about. I had seriously contemplated logging into my control panel and hitting buttons like a fat kid at a broken vending machine. I mean, I'm sure CX has long since restricted my ability to delete said forum, for various security reasons, but I'm confident I could drop a few moderators into the piss-warm waters of NerfHQ's finest pool before kev's electronic Cerberus took me down like a streaker on cops. The point is....The Fine Governor from California WILL run for president, and you fuckers are gonna vote for him. And if you don't I will slip through your windows and kick down your doors. I will embody the shadows that creep in the night, and when you least fucking expect it, you rim-sucking testicle jugglers, I will strike. I will find you asleep and I will give you the nastiest Hitler you have fucking ever, fucking seen!

As cute as your are, let's not hijack this thread any more than it has been.

[Shralla]

1. Wild Zero- Most wacky ass japanese movie ever. It is a rock zombie horror film, and the main character's name is Ace. What the crap?
2. Versus- The ending made me freak out hysterically and have all sorts of convulsions that can not be classified as normal. This movie does not get the number one spot, because it got bogged down in the middle and was not a 100% extreme awesome suck-fest.

Both of those movies were fucking awesome. What are you on about?

[b00m13]

1, "Big Trouble in Little China" (Astro Projection, Abominable snowman, 3 Raiden look-alikes, Kurt Russel as the comic relief... come on...)
2, "Snakes on a Plane" (Killers magically finds the witness in a day, and Samuel L Jackson somehow knows about everything and finds him first)
3, "Batman & Robin" (Had way too many Mr. Freeze puns)
4, "Feast" (Funny intro, very unpredictable at first)
5, I'm going to borrow tofu's "Versus" because I can't think of any other movie at the moment (Escapees, Yakuza, Zombies, Immortals, it's too much to take in all at once). For the people that have actually seen "Versus", I have a question for you. Do the 2 rivals constantly get reincarnated throughout time? Do they keep switching roles each time they're brought back? (Because it seemed that Seagal was the Hero in the previous life, and in the present he was the anti hero, then in the future he looked like he was the villain, very confusing).

[Spectre666]

1. Boa vs. Python- Horrible ending, bad graphics, loose plot, and guns with infinite ammo.

2. Alone in the Dark- Bad plot, and it was more of an action film than a horror. There was no alone in the movie, there was only together because the military gets involved and they start shooting things with their big guns.

3. Caved In- Again, horrible plot, bad graphics, 16-year-old bimbo who's never fought a day in her life kills a guy, and it's kinda a rip off of The Cave.

4. Spiderman 3- They just had way too much going on and it didn't really have the zing of the first two. Plus it had one of the most dissatisfying endings out there.

5. Saw 2- It wasn't well put together and it was really more of a blood-bath.

[six-five-two]

1, "Big Trouble in Little China" (Astro Projection, Abominable snowman, 3 Raiden look-alikes, Kurt Russel as the comic relief... come on...)

Umm what? That is possible THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE. Lo Pan is going to kick your ass. And if you haven't watched the movie enough times, he is the biggest asskicker ever.

[GeorgeZIMMERCeo]

My favorite part in Total Recall is seeing their eyes bulge out when there outside the fake atmospheres. That kind of image can give nightmares to the weaker ones.

And Big Trouble in Little China is also great. Don't know why.

My list:

Spiderman 3 (just sucked)
Drumline (Chappelle: "Fuck Nick Cannon")
George of the Jungle 2 (I hate when the cast is changed from the original)
Miami Vice (Boring.)
Son of the Mask (different cast again and it was fucking stupid)
Kill Bill (I only like the animated part that old about Lucy Liu's character)

I also hate the other movie that Nick Cannon was in as a young cop that went undercover at a college. NOT FUNNY!

Seriously, when some kid was telling him about Benedict, Cannon replied, "He made some good eggs!"

AAAAAHHHH! I just want to kill the fucker.

[SirTofu]

1. Wild Zero- Most wacky ass japanese movie ever. It is a rock zombie horror film, and the main character's name is Ace. What the crap?
2. Versus- The ending made me freak out hysterically and have all sorts of convulsions that can not be classified as normal. This movie does not get the number one spot, because it got bogged down in the middle and was not a 100% extreme awesome suck-fest.

Both of those movies were fucking awesome. What are you on about?

These movies should by enjoyable to watch, but you know it is nothing close to a quality film.

I'm don't think anyone is understanding the concept here.

[wintermute]

I think I got it.

1) Santa's Slay (Goldberg dressed as father christmas shouting punny lines like "I'm just trying to spread a little yuletide fear!" while killing people)

2) Snakes on a Plane (I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!)

3) Evil Dead Trilogy (Hail to the king, baby)

4) The Last Starfighter ('80s sci-fi. Enough said.)

5) Yongary: Monster from the Deep (The Korean equivalent of Godzilla)

[Carbon]

I can't think of five, but I have a few off the top of my head...

1) Flash Gordon - The 1980 version, with the soundtrack by Queen. It's very faithful to the serial, which means it's quite cheesy. And, since it came out when the populous wanted gritty space operas (i.e. Star Wars), it bombed. But it's still a lot of fun.

2) Van Helsing - Turn your brain off and enjoy it. Lots of cliches and continuity errors, but fun nonetheless.

3) They Live - I'm honestly not sure if this is a bad movie in the guise of a good one, or vice versa. Somewhat cheesy production, but deep meaning....and one of the best one-liners ever.

4) Meet the Feebles - I hesitate to put this one here, because I didn’t really enjoy it, per se. However, in terms of horrifying train wrecks that you can't stop watching and that sear themselves in your brain, it tops the list. It’s an earlier Peter Jackson film (yes, Hobbit-boy), and the concept is pretty much the Muppet Show, but where the cast has much more human foibles. Like HIV-drugs-filming snuff porn in the basement-organized crime-diddle-machine gun killing spree sort of foibles. By far, one of the sickest movies I've ever seen...made more so because it's all puppets.

Yeah. A list with Meet the Feebles on it only needs four.

[Shralla]

These movies should by enjoyable to watch, but you know it is nothing close to a quality film.

I'm don't think anyone is understanding the concept here.

I consider a quality movie to be anything that entertains you in the way it was meant to entertain you. None of the really cheesy B-grade horror movies being hilarious stuff. Both of the movies were meant to be campy, and never pretended to be anything else, ESPECIALLY Zero Wing. Zero Wing made you go "Ha ha, zombies" and Versus made you go, "That was awesome! O_O"

Also, Zero Wing had my favorite line in a movie.

[King Of Butt Land]

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME IN THE ASSDICK??!?! MAD MAX? MAD MAXX? DO NOT SHIT ON THAT MOVIE IT COULD diddle YOUR BALLS TWICE IN A SECOND WITHOUT BLINKING.

All ranting aside. I like Mad Max.

-Butt

[SirTofu]

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME IN THE ASSDICK??!?! MAD MAX? MAD MAXX? DO NOT SHIT ON THAT MOVIE IT COULD diddle YOUR BALLS TWICE IN A SECOND WITHOUT BLINKING.

All ranting aside. I like Mad Max.

-Butt

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. Mad Max and Road Warrior are good.

Anyways quit hijacking my thread you 'tards. It's not a hard concept at all. But thanks as always guys.

[Commander T-Bone]

No offence to people that like these movies, its just my opinion
1. X-Men 3 (Basically the movie focuses on Wovlerine, and killed one of my favourite super heroes in the first 15 minutes
2. Pirates of the Carribean 3( Sorry to people who liked it, but to me it was boring)
3. Kung POW (just a stupid movie)
4.Gigli- Not sure how to spell it one with Ben Afflich and Jenifer Lopez (burned my eyes when i saw it)
5.Spider-Man 3 (Once again sorry to people who liked it, but it had so much colases that you could predict what would happen next easilly)

But i didn't watch a lot of movies so this is my worst 5

Edited by Commander_T-Bone, 07 July 2007 - 09:07 AM.