Whats with you idiots and all these ancient god names? Call it FuckingPecan or something.
^ That Glorious Quote Inspired me to make a Mighty Nerf Menace that would match that amazing name, But I Did Not get A clear Picture until I had a stroke of madness, I decided that it was Time to Bring Back The Nerf Ball Into Actual Competitive Gameplay, and the Titan was the Gun to do it, But that Alone does not merit the title that WratH gave forth, I didn't think of how to do that until after CS came up with his Volley Titan.
that's what finally inspired me to bring my creation to life: An Abomination so vile, It could only have one name: FuckingPecan. I'll admit I was tempted to call it the “Clusterfuck9000” but falcon claims he's going to turret a big salvo and give it that name someday... And come on, What Strikes terror into the hearts of nerfers? The actions of a madman of course....the might of a species of hickory native to southeastern North America, from southern Iowa and Indiana south to Texas and Mississippi.
But This Nut does not have a rich, buttery flavor. Oh no. It has the sweet sweet taste of Orgasmic Old School nerf Action... It's primary firing ammo IS the NERF BALL. And I'm talking High Velocity, Highly Accurate Foamy Doom Flying at your face. The barrel is made of 1 and ½ inch PVC that is slightly sanded on the inside to make it a little easier to load the balls. It can fire up to Four at once. But it's best results are with one. With one ball I have been getting 45-50 foot accurate ranges, and with four it's producing around 35 feet or more. Also the Ball barrel is removable and can be replaced by the stock titan barrel, firing titan rockets like a pro.
And Like I said, humiliating someone with A ball of doom wasn't enough. So I slapped on a Entire Hornet's worth of barrels in a Volley Set up around the body of the gun. The Ball or Missie sets up the target to be the victim of misdirection quite often, although you can easily dodge the ball or missile, you simply cant avoid the spray of up to six darts that come with it. I used 4-inch barrels made of OMC's petg(which gets the “Baghead Seal Of Approval”) on the hornet tanks.
The gun's ramrod has a nylon washer on one end and is used for nerf balls, The Opposite end is used with the Hornet barrels. a bit of extra PETG makes up the Ramrod sheath.
And the best part of it, there is no limit to how I have to load the barrels! All six Volley barrels and the main barrel work independent of each other, but fire simultaneously, so I can load it just about however I want, giving me lots of options as a round continues during a war.
I also did the “Micro” titan minimization to FP and it makes it really easy to carry around. The pump is a 99 cent store bike pump. I attached the Hornet chambers and the pump with this new Hand kneading epoxy called Quick Plastic or something that I stumbled on at Home Depot. It's designed to seal damaged PVC and other High pressure plastics. So it makes this titan Really Sturdy.
But enough Text it's time to show off :
Slightly bigger MyspaceVideo:
All in all, this is a great gun. It should be Devastating in Urban play games, particularly in CTF rounds. It is a solid blaster made with Raiding and flag defending in mind. I can't wait to put FP to use at YANO, and of course at Armageddon.