This is random but go to control panel, then go to sounds, speech and audio devices. Then select speech and go to text to speech, type in any word you want and it pronounces it, sometimes its funny.
Edited by Flapper12, 27 May 2007 - 07:36 PM.
Funniest Moment In Your Life
Started by Flapper12, May 27 2007 07:26 PM
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Posted 27 May 2007 - 07:26 PM
I'll start this off. One day in 6th grade we were playing baseball and I had been acting like I had the force all day. My friend was running in the outfield to get the ball and I stuck my hand and acted like I was using the force, at that precise moment my friend did a complete front flip and smacked the ground. Oh yea and I layed out this fat kid in football.
This is random but go to control panel, then go to sounds, speech and audio devices. Then select speech and go to text to speech, type in any word you want and it pronounces it, sometimes its funny.
This is random but go to control panel, then go to sounds, speech and audio devices. Then select speech and go to text to speech, type in any word you want and it pronounces it, sometimes its funny.
Has anyone ever told you that your a dumb shit?-King Of Butt Land
Don't be sorry. Being sorry means you were wrong or you're trying to get fucked. Were you wrong? No. So why do you want to fuck Ted? I've met him; you're making a mistake.-VACC
Don't be sorry. Being sorry means you were wrong or you're trying to get fucked. Were you wrong? No. So why do you want to fuck Ted? I've met him; you're making a mistake.-VACC
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Posted 27 May 2007 - 09:52 PM
The first time I jerked everyone off in new jersey.... it was fun.
No but honestly it was fun.
No really it was.
NO just kidding... Funniest moment of my life was when my mom found out she had aids....
No really....
No Seriously...
Just Kidding.... Funniest moment was when I .....Oh Nevermind.
No but honestly it was fun.
No really it was.
NO just kidding... Funniest moment of my life was when my mom found out she had aids....
No really....
No Seriously...
Just Kidding.... Funniest moment was when I .....Oh Nevermind.
Edited by Substance Abuse, 27 May 2007 - 09:58 PM.
QUOTE(Brass @ Jul 6 2007, 10:30 PM) 
QUOTE(keef @ Jul 6 2007, 09:29 PM)
Yeah, I'm in the same case as Substance Abuse...
Brass, ask your mother.
She said your dad owes her three dollars.
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Posted 28 May 2007 - 12:07 AM
What the hell.....The first time I jerked everyone off in new jersey.... it was fun.
No but honestly it was fun.
No really it was.
NO just kidding... Funniest moment of my life was when my mom found out she had aids....
No really....
No Seriously...
Just Kidding.... Funniest moment was when I .....Oh Nevermind.
Has anyone ever told you that your a dumb shit?-King Of Butt Land
Don't be sorry. Being sorry means you were wrong or you're trying to get fucked. Were you wrong? No. So why do you want to fuck Ted? I've met him; you're making a mistake.-VACC
Don't be sorry. Being sorry means you were wrong or you're trying to get fucked. Were you wrong? No. So why do you want to fuck Ted? I've met him; you're making a mistake.-VACC
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Posted 28 May 2007 - 08:02 AM
What the hell.....The first time I jerked everyone off in new jersey.... it was fun.
No but honestly it was fun.
No really it was.
NO just kidding... Funniest moment of my life was when my mom found out she had aids....
No really....
No Seriously...
Just Kidding.... Funniest moment was when I .....Oh Nevermind.
You asked for my funniest moment and making that post was....
QUOTE(Brass @ Jul 6 2007, 10:30 PM)
QUOTE(keef @ Jul 6 2007, 09:29 PM)
Yeah, I'm in the same case as Substance Abuse...
Brass, ask your mother.
She said your dad owes her three dollars.
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Posted 28 May 2007 - 08:23 AM
You sir, are very scary.
No but honestly you are.
No really you are.
NO, just kidding. You're extremely scary.
No but honestly you are.
No really you are.
NO, just kidding. You're extremely scary.
You are already dead- Kenshiro
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Posted 28 May 2007 - 11:56 AM
I think your funniest moment is going to be when you get banned.
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Posted 28 May 2007 - 03:07 PM
Lets not get another argument started up, shall we. In any case, my funniest moment was when I shot a friend from around 90 feet with a Nite. He turned around quickly to see who had shot him, then promptly ran into our basketball hoop. Thats when my partner finally decided to take his shot, while he was collapsed on the ground holding his head.
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"ah man, I would give you so much for one of those NIB crossbows or one of those crossbows on the floor. The ones on ebay have gone up to $59 and the shipping alone is $12." -Rip32
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Posted 28 May 2007 - 07:23 PM
This girl from Queensland slashed her wrists the other day.
It was hilarious.
She claims not to be emo.
She yells and cries that she's no emo.
Then slashes her wrist.
And she's alive btw.
Attention whore.
It was hilarious.
She claims not to be emo.
She yells and cries that she's no emo.
Then slashes her wrist.
And she's alive btw.
Attention whore.
Oh Kentucky, you are so fuggin awesome...
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Posted 28 May 2007 - 09:02 PM
This girl from Queensland slashed her wrists the other day.
It was hilarious.
She claims not to be emo.
She yells and cries that she's no emo.
Then slashes her wrist.
And she's alive btw.
Attention whore.
Haha... That was pretty funny... Damn Emo's.
QUOTE(Brass @ Jul 6 2007, 10:30 PM)
QUOTE(keef @ Jul 6 2007, 09:29 PM)
Yeah, I'm in the same case as Substance Abuse...
Brass, ask your mother.
She said your dad owes her three dollars.
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 08:54 AM
When I read the title of this thread.
And proceeded to post in it.
And proceeded to post in it.
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Posted 29 May 2007 - 03:24 PM
When I read the title of this thread.
And proceeded to post in it.
Eh????
Oh and about you guys saying I was getting banned this is the off topic forum for a reason and joking is allowed...Loosen Up.
QUOTE(Brass @ Jul 6 2007, 10:30 PM)
QUOTE(keef @ Jul 6 2007, 09:29 PM)
Yeah, I'm in the same case as Substance Abuse...
Brass, ask your mother.
She said your dad owes her three dollars.
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Posted 30 May 2007 - 07:25 PM
I was with a girl in her dormroom watching a DVD of South Park. Some making out and heavy petting ensued. Then came on the episode where they started a boy band called "the fingerbangs".
Talk about situational irony...
Talk about situational irony...
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Posted 30 May 2007 - 09:29 PM
A spanish friend of mine (He claims to be mexican) knocked on peoples doors handing out stop deportation fliers, one old lady yelled at him for like 5 minutes. It's one of those "You had to be there things."
Rambo: Sir, do we get to win this time?
Trautman: This time? This time it's up to you.
Trautman: This time? This time it's up to you.
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 12:17 AM
One of my good memories is that in Diablo 2 (this is while I'm online) my level 65 Paladin beat down a level 70 or 80 in like 2 hits. That guy was really ticked off that I beat his so called "High powered barb".
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 03:02 AM
The first time I jerked everyone off in new jersey.... it was fun.
No but honestly it was fun.
No really it was.
NO just kidding... Funniest moment of my life was when my mom found out she had aids....
No really....
No Seriously...
Just Kidding.... Funniest moment was when I .....Oh Nevermind.
I lol'd.
I don't really know what the funniest moment in my life is. The just sort of happen, then get forgotten, because reliving it is no fun.
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Posted 04 June 2007 - 02:52 PM
Okay first of all this is more embarassing then funny. Well first Let me say this...I am a guy. Okay let me get on with it now. When i was 7 years old I was at my brothers bar mitzvah ( jewish celebration of adulthood). And when the Rabbi was acknowledging me and my little brother he said "and thank-you very much to his brother scott and sister Liam". I was called a girl by a Rabbi...
Edited by Liam, 04 June 2007 - 02:54 PM.
The chances of one person taking a bomb on a plane are one in a million. The chances of two people taking a bomb on a plane are one in a trillion. So if you're scared of a terrorist attack, bring a bomb on a plane.
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Posted 04 June 2007 - 03:03 PM
Lets see...I have too many. But one that comes to mind.
Me and my two buddies were fishing. We had a bunch of Bluegill so we would throw them back. Well me and one of my friends would try to "fish slap" the other whenever we caught one. Well I got a huge Bluegill (not a big fish, but big for a bluegill) so I turned to the other friend (not into fish slapping) Anyway he starts to back away and say "Don't you dare" But alas to late, I thew it and got him right in the face. Now that was not the best part. Best part. He yelled about it for like 2 hours. Me and my buddy were laughing the whole time, even when he chased us around.
Makes me smile about it today.
Anyway kinda lame but yeah, I have more, they just don't come to mind.
Me and my two buddies were fishing. We had a bunch of Bluegill so we would throw them back. Well me and one of my friends would try to "fish slap" the other whenever we caught one. Well I got a huge Bluegill (not a big fish, but big for a bluegill) so I turned to the other friend (not into fish slapping) Anyway he starts to back away and say "Don't you dare" But alas to late, I thew it and got him right in the face. Now that was not the best part. Best part. He yelled about it for like 2 hours. Me and my buddy were laughing the whole time, even when he chased us around.
Makes me smile about it today.
Anyway kinda lame but yeah, I have more, they just don't come to mind.
-Tim
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Posted 14 June 2007 - 08:34 PM
Me and a couple of friends were sitting on my trampoline, tossing a basketball, and one of them whipped the basketball at me. I dogged but it bounced off my garage and hit me in the back of the head. 
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