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#1 petard13

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Posted 05 January 2007 - 08:53 AM

go check out NO BALLS! on nerfon.net general forum.
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#2 Pineapple

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Posted 05 January 2007 - 02:49 PM

go check out NO BALLS! on nerfon.net general forum.


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Did you want us all to post crap like this?


So im petard 13 on nerfhaven.com (a real nerf site where they dont play with eachothers' penises) Anyway... I own 60 acres in a quaint little coal mining, iron oring, prostitute growing, potato defromboskalizing town in historic new jersey, which is located just south of canada, and just north of south america; this is where we play nerf... asd...Anywho, on this same property there are wwII vets who come out at random times and mess with anyone who is on the property, except for me. I have total and utter control over them and I am the only person that can stop them from killing, by saying a simple password; "chicka chicka vagine vagine..granulated suga!" I have also decided to take away there weapons and only arm them with spears, because lets face it... guns are racist bastards and i wont have it!, that said... there is another reason for removing the guns, there is one vet who unlike the other healthy, vibrant ones was not healthy and in a wheelchair, he had a loser rifle which everytime he fired, recoiled him into the pond located on the property which is the home of enemy pows that can breathe under water... ...So with the loss of him, my vice president: Gnarls Barkley, and i decided to do away with all but the essentials, and spears!.....

IM HOSTING A NERF WAR IN CENTRAL PARK , NY , NY ON SATURDAY, JANUARY 13, 2012 BE THERE OR DONT...A WORD FROM MY SPONSORS...SOUPS ON THE STOVE!

Edit: HAHAHA, disregard that! I'm just a noob!
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Misrepresenting NerfHaven on other forum boards is horrendous.

The whole of the post was your opinion...you shouldn't identify yourself as being a representative of NerfHaven.


petard13,
Your member account at NerfHaven has been temporarily suspended.

Consider this a valuable learning experience. The opinions expressed in your posts do not necessarily reflect those of the staff and management of NerfHaven, their keepers or feeders.

Your account will not be functional until February 29, 2035 (depending on your timezone). This is an automated process and you do not need to do anything to expediate the unsuspension process.

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#3 aribiter

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Posted 05 January 2007 - 03:16 PM

Thank you piney! I read the topic on nerfon and was hoping you or someone would ban him.
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#4 TheCheatIsNotDead

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 12:41 AM

YES!!!

Thank's Piney!

What would we do without the moderators?

Oh, and by the way, January 13, 2012 is a FRIDAY, not a Saturday. You may want to re-schedule your Nerf game to a date that actually exists. And... you know... not five years from now.

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#5 badger

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:14 AM

petard13,
Your member account at NerfHaven has been temporarily suspended.

Consider this a valuable learning experience. The opinions expressed in your posts do not necessarily reflect those of the staff and management of NerfHaven, their keepers or feeders.

Your account will not be functional until February 29, 2035 (depending on your timezone). This is an automated process and you do not need to do anything to expediate the unsuspension process.

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Piney, I just want to point out something that amused me and my insomniac afflicted mind. You gave him a 9999 special that will never end. I understand that the 9999 special is a sarcastic way of saying "Fuck off!!! We don't want you here ever again!", but in the insane off-chance that Nerf is still around 28 years from now and he is still interested in logging into NH, you have made it impossible. Look at the date you gave him. February 29th only occurs every four years on leap years. The next leap year in the time frame you suspended him in would be 2036.

I just needed to point that out before I go back to finishing my first mod ever.

I also would be terrified if I was still nerfing then. I would be 63 years old.
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