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[mr box]

My spine hurts.

[SniperWolf]

[I]your[I] spine hurts!

by the way... how are the hottie bitches?

[NerfManiac]

My face hurts. Mainly 'cuz i put sunscreen on at like 2:00. Which was far too late to do any help. My favorite part was the "Wild West" style duel between Kevin and Me. That and Box's "zor" thingy. I'm going to go take a shower to ease the pain of the burn... and the dirt... and defeat.

[cxwq]

Wang wang wang WANGITY-WANG it's wonderful wang.

Yeah, that was an amazingly cool war.

The most we had was 11 people. It was the perfect size for some new battle variants we tried out and the CTF was thoroughly entertaining.

I won't award the usual battle trophies because it would be too hard. Everyone was really good, everyone was really cool, and everyone was on a winning team at least 2 or 3 times. Props to Phil though for an excellent performance in his first YANO.

There was much silliness.

Box doing a goddamn ribbon dance with about 3' of flagging tape on the barrel of his max shot.

Spoon waging war against the ants.

Box duct taping a plastic bag full of darts to his leg and calling it his ammo belt.

Everyone independently discovering that in the courtyard area, trash cans are great cover, yet smell like shit.

Box begging for a welt so he could show off his war wounds.

Thanks to all who attended. Good times.

We may have to simulate the flake-effect in the future by randomly IMing a few people the night before the war and telling them not to come. <g> It's just more fun with a dozen than with twenty.

[neonerfer]

Yeah, 12 person or so wars are great. Much more team work/strategy and less chaos. Sorry I missed it, I meant to give you guys more of a heads up. I really wish I could have been there. But I had a great day at the beach on my brand new 7' "fun board," and got my hair cut... ! My sis and I caught the same wave, I was on fun board and she was on a 6'5" foamie, then she went left and I went right. My friend said it looked really cool anyways. Unless Toj dies in a completely accidental car bombing, we'll be at the next war.

[mr box]

The hottie bitches were good, but we didn't go to the jacuzzi! They wanted to watch the Lizzie Maguire movie.

So much suffering. But as they say, anything for hottie bitches.

EDIT: ATTN: SniperWolf:
I have your ammo bag. Will bring it to next war unless you absolutely need it sooner.

[SniperWolf]

I don't need it until the next war. you can keep it until then.

[Spoon]

My internet finally works at school again. Joy of joys.

The war kicked major ass. My barrel-rotation fix for my brass AT3K worked flawlessly and I'll try to get a write-up (with pics hopefully) soon.

I'd also like to point out that my girlfriend Steph kicks major ass. Any woman who can sometimes out-gun her man can shizzle my fizzle any day. It was cool to play with her brother Phil as well.

Oh and Box, you have quoted me incorrectly so fix your sig! I said "You're ass is going to be a load bearing structure in a minute!". Thank you.

[mr box]

Lies. You said "Your ass is going to be load bearing in a minute." I remember it well. The word "structure" was never even mentioned, it was "mission critical load bearing pieces"

"You're ass is going to be a load bearing structure in a minute!".

That's just a horrible use of a contraction :x

[Spoon]

Incorrect. I said "structure". I have a flawless memory and a 9th graders command of basic spelling of punctuation.


If you have a disagreement with me, perhaps we should take it to the Thunderdome!

[mr box]

A 9th grader's command of basic spelling and punctuation? That's not saying much these days.

Have you even been NEAR a public high school recently?

Anyways, it's on.....three-fiddy!

[Spoon]

Have you even been NEAR a public high school recently?

I take it you don't watch the local news very often. I will say that I have never been convicted.



I seriously DID have some candy for them, that's all. No harm there, right?

[mr box]

Mmmmm....candy. Us highschoolers are so damn impressionable.

[Spoon]

Yea. You taste good too.


Wait, shit, forget I said that....

[ShortShit]

Your a dirty dirty man Ryan *tsk tsk*